The Ultimate Caption Contest
Rattrap hitches a ride!
91 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
Optimus Primal: You selling Bird Rides for 2 Cyberchips per 5 minutes? You got a license for that?
Rattrap: *Takes out gun* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Zeedust says:
Rattrap: "Surprise, Batman! In a moment, you'll be as extinct as this bird I'm riding! Awrrk! Awrrk!"
Optimus and Terrorsaur: "... The slag?"
Rattrap: "Eh, inside joke."
(Explanation: http://en.wikipedia
Demonic Femme says:
Rattrap, "Ey- the air up here's pretty nice."
Optimus, "Why do I have a feeling something awful's about to happen?"
Rattrap, *FART*
Terrasaur, "OH PRIMUS-!!!!"
Optimus, "Awww- Rattrap-"
"Rattrap,
Zeedust says:
Rattrap: "You see this, boss monkey? This here's a dodo bird."
Optimus: "I thought those were extinct."
Rattrap: "Not for another minute and a half."
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "Just so you know, Rattrap... When Season 2 rolls around, you'll have to find another ride."
Terrorsaur: "Well that's a relief. Wait a sec... AW SLAG!"
Anonymous says:
rattrap: Hey let's go sky-diving with this. terrasaur: No, I'm afraid of heights.
optimus: then why are you up here?
terrasaur: oh yeah aaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Anonymous says:
RATTRAP: WHAT? WHAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANY COUNRTY I HEARD OF....THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MOTHER F@*KER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE G*D DAMN TIME..I DARE YOU..IDOUBLE DARE YOU!
Suzuki says:
RATTRAP: The hard part's gonna involve me getting my luggage out, when we land...
Anonymous says:
rattrap: lests go hunt sum dragons!
terrasaur: that dosn't compute.
Anonymous says:
rattrap: i'm on my way to the matrix!
optimus: with that old thing? i don't think you'll get to Disney Land!
terrasour: ouch
Rhys says:
MONKEY-MAN: Where did you get this idea Rattrap.
RATTRAP: Ah! I was watching G1 the other day, and I saw Shcokwave riding Starscream in "The revenge of Bruticus"
pawmaster says:
rattrap:does he really ;think i'm going to shoot him? I'm just taking him home for "dinner" prime: can I come? I've never had a terrisour before.
Pokejedservo says:
Rattrap: And they say whips are the only way to have that kind of fun. Terrasaur (thinking): You people have NO idea on how glad I am that I'll be killed off in the 2nd season!
Shadow says:
Primal: Okay Rattrap, pull over to the curb.
Rattrap: What curb?
Primal: Oh, yeah... forgot about that...
Anonymous says:
Rattrap:"I told you not to push the button, but you just had to try and screw with me, didn't you!"
APOLLO says:
Optimus "Rattrap what are you doing."
Rattrap. "I'm gonna ram Terrasaur's head up Osama bin Laden's ass"
Optimus: "Cool, can I watch."
Anonymous says:
RT: You know, they say the early bird catches the worm, but the falling rat w/ the gun always catches the bird. ;)
Terrorscream says:
terrorsaur:i swear shockwave and starscream was in this position once!
Anonymous says:
(Ambiguosly gay due music playin in background) Rattrap: Hey, whats everbody starin at? Primal: Nothing....
Anonymous says:
"Now, to LAND your pterano-glider, just fly low and pull the trig... I mean break... yeah, break!"
Sandstorm says:
Prime: Now Rattrap remember to give your food a nice workout before you kill and eat it.
Rattrap: Aww, can't we just skip the boring stuff and get right to the massacre?
Stelartron says:
RATTRAP: Hey, Optimus! Wadda ya say ta pterodactl hot wings for dinner tonight? PRIMAL: Sounds good to me!
Silverwolf says:
Ratrap: Sex, or death. You decide Terrorsaur.
Terrorsaur: EEEEWWWWWW... could we at least LAND first?
Ratrap: NO WAY! I've always wanted to do "it" in mid air!
Dynamus Prime says:
Rattrap: (With Steve Irwin accent) Have a look at this little beauty! Don't get too close or it might try to bite you!
Anonymous says:
Terrorsaur: You guys may be laughing now, but at least I'm never going to get reformatted!
Anonymous says:
RATTRAP: Listen, Terrorsaur--You gimme a ride, and I won't have to blow your brains out! :) =) :) =) :) =)
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: "Yeah, it's not easy breaking these things to ride, first you gotta show 'em who's boss..."
GiGatron says:
optimus:shoot rat trap know one will care
rattrap: but gigantatron{my series} will eat me if i fall
terrsoar:just get it over with
gigantatron{from ground}:
jump jump!!!!!!!!!
star_saber says:
rattrap: can u say it now?!terrorsor:your my dady and iam your bitch Prime:it rolled off his tounge
Anonymous says:
primal "no rattrap u dont put the laser to the terrorsaurs head to make him fly faster, u stick it up his candy ass" .
Anonymous says:
Rattrap- "Well Primal, I like to inject stuffing in BEFORE cooking the bird."
Anonymous says:
TERROSAUR:I have a rat on my back and an ape next to me. Guys, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Anonymous says:
Terrors: This is worse than it looks. His gearbox is hanging out. Op: Hey buddy, can I hitch a ride?
NeoWrecker says:
RT: That's it! I'm gonna shoot him!
OP: Remember, the target is only this big.
Terror: What does Dinobot see in these guys?
Anonymous says:
"Welcome to Terrorsaur airlines we hope that you have a pleasent flight"
Anonymous says:
RT: We.re Havign Roast Bird For Lunch. Primal: Good job RT. I get the Head Though. RT: NO i do. Primal: NO I DO. Terrorsaur: This Could Take A While
Scottimus Prime says:
OP: And here all this time I've been using my rockets like a sucker.
Anonymous says:
In a strange deal with HBO. Mainframe has taken the script from the hit show Sopranos and put it to BWs animation. Tony Soprano will be played by none other than the infamous Jersey gansta Maximal Rattrap...
Stelartron says:
Rattrap: OK, bossmokey, I'll explain it again. On the shuttle after all the 'Bots got trashed, ol' Megs said about going to destroy Autobot City. Then Ironhide said "Noooo!"And then Megs said "Such her
Anonymous says:
Optimus:I WANT A RIDE TOO!!!
RATTRAP:I SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!
TERRORSAUR:They don't suspect a thing.......
Unknown says:
Terrasaur- I knew the old "trick them that your a bird" trick wouldn'y work!
Heero Yuy says:
OP:So Ratrap, where will we eat tonight?
TerrorS:I know this great place that..
RT:SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOOT'YA, let me see now....
Heero Yuy says:
RT:..I guess you could,but lets ask to buzzard.
TerrorS:LEAVE ME OUT'A THIS!!!!!!!
RT:Shut up or do you want to become diner!?!
OP:That would nice!!
Heero Yuy says:
OP:HEY Rattrap, did you hear, the WTC's been rebuilt!
RT(to himself):NOTE TO SELF,Have to crash another dino disguised as a airplane in there!
Bumblebee says:
Iv'e always fancied you terrorsaur now let me do 69 ya while flying what a thrill now blow me ah the taste of sprog
Bumblebee says:
Iv'e always fancied you terrorsaur now let me do 69 ya while flying what a thrill not blow me ah the taste of sprog
LioPrime says:
rattrap: this should get rid of that zit on the back of your head.
Optimus: no, just use your thumb and index finger!
Dynamus Prime says:
Rattrap: Look, daddy! I caught a BIG one! Primal: Shoot him and we'll have Pterodactyl hot wings for dinner tonight!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: What you got there?
RT: This is my friend squawkers. I am thinking about taking him in to get "fixed."
Bob Barker: Way to go! Then he will be just like me!!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: Hey, Boss Monkey! Betcha this dinoboid keeps going for a hundred feet after I blow its head off!
Primal: Your On!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap:Keep going or ill blow your head off, UNG OH YEAH
Optimus:You two pull over to the side of the road!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap:Keep going or ill blow your head off, UNG OH YEAH
Optimus:You tow pull over to the side of the road1
MEGATRON says:
Hay RatTrap you know that in some places you can go to jail for doing that.
Lord Galvatron says:
Hey, RatTrap... is that a Pterodactyl in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Anonymous says:
Primal- "...That may be true, Ratrap, but on ther other hand, my rocket pack doesn't spit at me and call me a whore."
Anonymous says:
YEEEE-HAWWW!!!! I'm a airborne rat now!! Hang a left and lets drop some bombs on Bin Laden!!
Unknown says:
Optimus:Hey, nice horse. What is that? An Arabian? Rattrap:Hell no! It's a fµ©kin' dino bird!
