The Ultimate Caption Contest
Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane
177 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Scourge: Ugh, man, I don't remember any of last night. Fill me in?
M-O: Okay, you switched bodies with the Prime...
Rainmaker says:
Scourge: Oh my slag...my hand is so huge it covers my whole face...
Mega-Octane: It's time to go home, Scourge.
Ravage XK says:
HA! Its Superglue....We put Superglue on your FACE! Don't transform or you'll rip your arm off.
Heckfire says:
SCOURGE: "I am THE most badass decepticon ever, an EVIL Optimus Prime. So, what cartoon am I gonna be in again.."
MEGA-OCTANE: "Um...'Robots in Disguise,' sir. The 'funny' one."
SCOURGE: *facepalm*
master galvatron says:
Octane: MEGATRON I have captured optimus prime, I think he was trying to hide from so he went to black
SilentBlaster says:
Scourge: Ah my face my face!
Mega Octane: Are tou alright.
Scourge: Do I really like Prime.
Mega Octane: Yes.
Scourge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
DarkMechJock says:
Scourge: Oh god, it's on my shoulder again.
Mega-Octane: I'll get the religious iconography, sir.
Roadshadow says:
Scourge: Duuuuuuuuuude...my hand is huuuuuuuuuuuge............I feel so wasted...
Mega Octane: Should have thought first about eating that hippie, huh?
Zeedust says:
Mega-Octane: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you I invited my cousin Barricade over for the weekend. That okay?"
Scourge: "Ask First, and THEN invite your freeloading relatives to our fortress! What part of that's too complex for your
Marv says:
Prime: So what's your name now?
Onslaught: Mega-Octane.
Prime: And mine?
Onslaught: Scourge, you're the leader of the Decepticons now.
Prime: And the Predacons?
Onslaught ...are now the main baddies while the Decepticons are suddenly just a
Demona says:
MO: hey! youre really optimus!
s: 0__0 no, im not!
MO: yes you are! i saw blue and white on your face just now!
S: *covers face* no, you didnt! (darn this cheap dollar-store poster paint!)
Demona says:
MO: hey, guess what? you're gonna be in armada!
Scourge: X[ gaaahhhh!
MO: yeah, but they changed your name and you walk like a monkey and cant talk! its hilarious!! XD
scourge: -__- someone shoot me, please
MO: dont worry its only for one episode
Demona says:
MO: okay, you can look now!
Scourge: 0__0 wow! im on tv!! yay. HI MOM! *waves like an idiot*
Great Red Spirit says:
Scourge: No, Mega-Octane. I, for the last time, am NOT OPTIMUS PRIME PAINTED BLACK!
Mega-Octane: Are you surrrrrre?
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Onslaught: What happened Optimus how did we get here> And how did our colors change.
Optimus: I don't know Onslaught, those jerks at Hasbro must have been stoned when they thought of RiD.
juggaloG says:
S: This is just great! I used to be leader of the Autobots, but now I'm just a repainted lackey for a really lame version of Megatron!
MO: Hey! At least you don't have to command troops named Ro-tor & Mo-vor! Vortex & Blast-off were muc
turbo97 says:
See what you get for drinking hard before a workday, now you have a hangover
Tiedye says:
Scourge- Oh man, I left my TV on back home. My electric bill is gonna be sky high.
President Optimus Prime says:
"When are we gonna see action against the Freedom Federation?"
Anonymous says:
Sourge:Oh man, it's that Skid-Z again! What is he going to write now?? I just hope he'll be nice with me.
Megaoctane:Don't worry about that, he loves you...
Sourge:you sure?
Megaoctane:Of course. EVERYBODY loves you....
Zeedust says:
Scourge: "Why do all the evil Transformer leader-types have to be morons?"
Mega-Octane: "Funny, that's what I was about to ask..."
Scourge: "HEY!"
Ro-Tor: "Really? That makes thre
Zeedust says:
Scourge: "That last caption Nemesis Primal wrote wasn't funny... It actually kinda creeps me out."
Mega-Octane: "Don't worry, you're not going to take over any time soon, so it doesn't really
Zeedust says:
Mega-Octane, thinking: *What an IDIOT Scourge is... All blind agression, no mind for strategy, and now he mopes and seethes at us as if it's OUR fault, burying his face in his hands like an ostritch trying to hide himself from shame in the sand.
Anonymous says:
Scrouge:Dear God...
Octane:What is it sir?
scrouge:It's to late. All the Unicron transformers are sold out.
Anonymous says:
(Scourge) HEY! I've found a new way to do palm readings!! (Nightpaw) O_O()
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Oh god, I can't believe I actually got drunk and did that with him... Mega-Octane: So... it wasn't good for you?
Zu Darkness says:
Scourge: Damn I should have never had down that Sluppie.
Mega Octane: I told you to read the lable "Warning Brain freeze may and will Occur
Scourge: Shut up you!
Anonymous says:
So...you didn't find the super-glue on the hand prank to be all that funny...
Anonymous says:
(Mega-Octane) Something wrong Scourge?
(Scourge) No Mega-Octane, I like looking at the palm of my hand for hours on end...
(Nightpaw) Personally I'd find that boring...
Anonymous says:
(Mega-Octane) Something wrong Scourge?
(Scourge) No, Mega-Octane, I like looking at the palm of my hand for hours on end...
Darth Vegeta says:
Scourge: Why is there alway only one or two decent bad guys who are superpowerful and supersmart and the others are treacherous incompetent dumbasses?
Megaoctane: Can I bite my arm off?
Scourge: aaargh... (slamms head against table)
Anonymous says:
S: Ooohh. What happened? O: I think we fell through some trans-dimensional warp and... *gasps* WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE "ARMADA" TIMELINE! S: HOLY PRIMUS! SHOOT ME NOW!
Shadow Fox says:
Boy do I have a hangover.You say we did what mega-octane!!!...Ok NO speaking of this to Megatron...We'd be put back into the gay decepticon army along with Thundercracker and that stupid bat guy.
Anonymous says:
(Mega-Octane): "We've received word from Dreamwave Comics that Ultra Magnus is your....brother"
Anonymous says:
Octane:Hey...how d'we know Scourge isn't just Optimus Prime's twin brother in disguise? Scourge:Oh ----, not this again... Movor:Y'know, you might have somthin' there, Octane... Scourge:Sweet Primus, I�
kaoslord says:
MegaOctane: So, when you say that You got that fanmail, you really mean that it was G1-Optimus' fanmail that got sent to you coz people are always confusing the two of you?
Scourge: Oh give it a rest, already.. (Under his breath) Recycled Combat
Manchester Devil says:
Scourge: How can explain the fact we got our arses kicked by an Orange Autobot with a speech defect named Wheelie.
Mega-Octane: And how can we explain to these Decepticons we're not from this reality.
Scourge: And try explaining to that flying
Anonymous says:
Scourge: "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT MY SQUALL-IMPRESSION!!!" Mega Octane: "Cool! Shoot!" Scourge lays his hand against his head. Scourge: "...... Wer'e SeEd, not gophers....... It's none of your buisn
Longshot says:
I'm the five time five time five time five time five time autobot slayer !
Anonymous says:
And then this guy called Rattrap just came up, walked right past us without so much as a "hello" and blew up your tanker. That's when I got really ticked & said "hey you!" But it didn't even
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Why do I have to work with such incomptence?
Mega Octane: I heard that!
Anonymous says:
Scourge"So let me get this strate. You had Optimus Prime and all the rest of them?" Mega-Octane" Yup" Scourge" And they side look at that thing right behind you. And they got up and left" Mega-Octane&a
Asheron says:
hey scourge since when do u have a Fox Kids sticker on youre arm ???
Scourge : im living with these guys for like 5 months and you never noticed * DOH ! *
Suzuki says:
MEGA OCTANE: No, really, stop me if you heard this one. A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel on his cramshaft . . .
SCOURGE(thinking): Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't kill him . . . I'll just say
Anonymous says:
MO: So...ha, ha, ha,...the monkey says to the stripper.....
Scourge: Awww Jeez not this one again.
Anonymous says:
MO: Uhhh... boss i don't think that whole, "if I can't see them, they can't see me...thing is gonna work.
Anonymous says:
Mega Octane: Your shoulder cannon smells funny.
Scourge: Why am i traveling with this idiot.
Anonymous says:
"Octane, go and get some of that glue remover........and hurry"
metalformer says:
SCOURGE has just read RUINATION's Tech Spec. SCOURGE: Stupid humans!
MEGA-OCTANE: Something wrong, commander?
SCOURGE: Yes! I have just read Takara's official BALDIGUS' Tech Spec ....
MEGA-OCTANE: Did you found a typo?
SCOUR
Anonymous says:
*After Watching Armada Ep "Carnival"* Scourge:"And they thought RiD was bad."
Shellfox says:
S-How drunk were we? O-Don't complain, you otta see where I got my tat.
Anonymous says:
Mega Octane: Megatron's new plan is diabloical but tricky at the same time.
Scourge: But all those gerbils..oy vey he is getting idiotic.
MO: And where will Slapper and Gasskunk find Tutu's....
S:...and Darkscream's singing
Anonymous says:
Scourge: "I had a wierd dream..." Mega Octane: "Please tell me!" Scourge: "I dreamt that Fox kids was abandoned and a new Channel, Fox Box was born and that Kirby got his own TV show on Fox box!" Mega
Anonymous says:
After the aftermath of being delayed, having no voice chip, and almost named Mega Octane this screenshot was taken from the recent episode of RID:
Realizing how stupid his creator, Hasbro, is Scourge gets a massive headache and passes out on stage while
Anonymous says:
Scourge: My glasses! my glasses! without my glasses I can´t see.
Mega Octane: Oops, I think that I standing on it.
Bruticus says:
Mega-Octane: "Ready for me to rock your world, sir?"
Scourge: "not tonight. I've got a headache."
Mega-Octane: "A rather convenient headache, if you ask me, sir."
Anonymous says:
Scourge: CRAP! I forgot to tape Transformers Armada for Galvatron yesterday!
DKusanagi says:
Scourge: Now let's try this again, when I fuse with Armada Galvatron, we will become Galvatron Scourge Got it. High Octane: Oh and what about Tidal Wave?? Scourge: Never Mind...
K-nonFodder says:
Scourge: Dude man i told the next you ---- block me like that i'd kick ur arse, OCTANE:but i thought she'd like "hi i'm mega octane and i am mega weeeetarded"
Scourge: Doh
chi-chi says:
scourge: no really this headache is driving me crazy, have u got them extra strength asprins
ionacus says:
mega-octane:who am i again? scourge: YOU ARE MEGA-OCTANE! MO:and you are not optimus prime? s:NO!i am SCOURGE! (man at least armada decepticons arent stupid!)
Zu Darkness says:
Scourge: Damn I knew i shoudn't have down thatSluppie very fast now I got a brain Freeze.
Mega Octane: Sir you sould of read the warning label.
Scourge: Shut up you
Anonymous says:
Scourage:"I dont wanna even look at you, you lame Combaticon Onslaught rip off"
MO:"Look whose talking G1 Optimus Prime knock-off with wheels on your shoulders"
Anonymous says:
"Why oh why cant these fools get anything right? I say "destroy the autobots"and they blow up a frikkin gas station.......THAT I WAS RE-FILLING AT!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
MO: erm......which one is Prime?
Scource: the "Big Red One" you idiot
Other Dcon: duh....whats going on?
Scourge: Quite you
pcwmase says:
Mega-Octane: "What's wrong sir?" Scourge: "I just signed on to be in Armada."
Anonymous says:
bzzzzzzz....
Mega-Octane: You want a flyswatter? Scourge: No, I got it...*smack*...Ow...
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Slag!
Mega-Octane: What is it, sir?
Scourge: I left the coffee pot on back at base!
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Damn it! How is it that we get taken off the air, and Armada is still on? Mega-Octane: There is no God!
ionacus says:
scourge: i was thundercracker in g1 before unicron???? mega-octane: yes. scourge:@#$%&*
homelessjunkeon says:
scourge mashes the executives from hasbro against his face for NOT RELEASINGHIM IN THE UK!!!
Anonymous says:
Scourge: "Oh brother, what a hangover ... uh ... what do you guys want?" Mega-Octane: "You proposed to Rollbar last night." Scourge: "I ... I ... look, I was drunk, I didn't mean it." Mega-Oct
Goblez says:
AH!! my contacts fell out!! dont just stand there looks for them you idiots!!
Anonymous says:
God, Mega-Octane, how many times do I have to tell you not to stand near me! (Why does Aeon have to draw him bigger than me when my toy is bigger than him)
Anonymous says:
Mega-Octane : What self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through this time ?
M says:
"Okay, what am I thinking of now?" "Hmm... focus... focus... a fish?" "No." "A dog." "No." "What's the point of reading your mind if you have no br
Omega Supreme says:
Mega-Octane: Armourhide what are you looking at??
Armourhide: Nothing sir!!!
Mega-Octane: Yeah right!!
Scourge(thinking): Idiots!!
Zeedust says:
"Perfect... Just slaggin' fantastic. Fox Kids no longer exists, and we're stil stuck there for all eternity!"
Beast Simpson says:
Mega-Octane: ...Op...Optimus...? Optimus Prime...? Sourge: SSSSSH!!...Oh man....HotRod's gonna kill me...
Alphatron2k3 says:
Mega-Octane: Are you sure your not Prime? Because you look just like him.
Scourge: No for the 3 billionth time NO! (Scourge places his hand on his face in disqust.) "Why did i have to have scanned that firetruck then the gas tanker. Then get s
Alirion says:
Scourge: "My brain hurts." Mega-Octane: "It will have to come out."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mega-Octane,"Say hi to the nice people Scourge." Dummy Scourge,"Bite me." Mega-Octane,"SCOURGE,thats aweful." Dummy Scourge,"No this actis aweful." Mega-Octane,"Would you lik
Minicle says:
Scourge: (Looking over at Blackarachnia)Ooo, i feel a rupture coming.
Mega-Octane: Try only looking at one at a time.
Anonymous says:
[Mega-Octane] Guess who?
[Scourge] You're either Mega-Octane or Onslaught.
Scattershot says:
Mega-Octane: "So basically, we work for Megatron and the other predacons." Scorge: "Great, we work for the comic relief".
Pokejedservo says:
Scourge: I am getting SUCH a headache. Mega-Octane: Whats the reason for this time?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"OTFCC what was I thinking?"
"Easy Scourge you were drunk who could've known they would've taken it seriously."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mom was right "Keep fooling around like that and somebody's gonna loss an eye"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Scourge,"O.K. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 50." Mega-Octane,"OH....OH....uhm....38?" Movor,"78!" Scourge,"Nope you both die.Now don't make this a big project line u
Anonymous says:
No matter how many times I beat you, there is no need to poke me in the eye!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mega-Octane,"Megatron never told you what happened to your father,I am your father." Scourge,"NO! ITS NOT TRUE IT CAN'T BE THATS IMPOSSIBLE!" Mega-Octane,"Search your feelings you no it to be true.&
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mega-Octane,"So the sad truth is were just repaints used to save money." Scourge,"Somehow I've always known."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Scourge,"Its hard to believe in G1 I was a flying bathtub.." Mega-Octane interupting,"Yeah that does suck." Scourge,"No you idoit don't you see I was cooler as a bathtub than I am now."
Skyfire the Artist says:
Scourge never forgave Mega-Octane for putting superglue on his hand.
Anonymous says:
Mega-Octane: Sir, we're still on...you know what. (looks down at corner)
Scourge: We are?! NOOOOO!!
Laserbot says:
Scourg had been repairing the base with a verry strong glue...well Megaoctane was acting like an moron and he slaped his head in discust...well he just figured out that he cant remove it from his head... -_-
Anonymous says:
MO - Come on there is a good chance that when they put you into Armada they won't use the Prime mold and change the minicon...oh wait...ummm...sorry dude
DarkFire says:
CRAP!!!!!!
I Forgot my pants.
For reals scourge.
Yes for reals you octane addict.
Anonymous says:
Mega-Octane: So these three bots went into the Energon Pub...
Scourge: No, not this damn joke again!
Anonymous says:
Scourge turns on Cartoon Network in July...
Scourge: "This better not be a repeat."
TV: "Hi, my name's Rad! And I wanna tell you about the Transformers..."
Scourge: *smack* "No No NO! Not the
Anonymous says:
Black Convoy: "Feel the wrath of Black Convoy!"
Mega Octane: "Dude, this is America. Your name is Scourge."
'Scourge': "D'OH!"
Anonymous says:
Mega Octane: For the last time, Scourge, I am not Onslaught. Scourge: Grrr.
Deszaras says:
Scourge:crap, another pitiful transformers toy line. Mega-Octane:First Armada, then Energon..what´s wrong with Hasbro?
Anonymous says:
RID decepticons after seeing Transformers G1:
Scourge:Why those Combaticons sure look like you guys,and they are better looking too.Why did we call ourself Decepticons,we should have been Pretenders.
Mega-octane:Good point.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mega-Octane,"What's wrong." Scourge,"See that logo in the corner." Mega-Octane,"Yep." Scourge,"All is lost."
Anonymous says:
scourge:"A..E.U.S..G"
mega-octane:" good..see there's noting wrone with your optic sensors..."
Scourge:"then why am I still seeing a flying shark"
Anonymous says:
scourge:" He's suppose to be me?!?!"
Mega -octane:"Wait till you see Armada Prime...hehehe..."
scourge:"By primus..kill me now and I promise I;ll stay dead!?
Anonymous says:
scourge:"Fly!!"
Mega-octane:"No! No!... you're suppose to smack someone else's face when you yell that. try again."
Slappyfrog says:
"Combatic....doh, I mean Decepticons, merge to form Brut....DAMN!! Do I have to say it? All right, merge to form ...(drolly) Ruination."
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Dear God! Transformer's Universe RID Optimus is hor-
Mega-Octane: Wuvly Jubbly...Coocheecoo
Anonymous says:
Mega-Octane: Scourge, I'm here to tell you that Megatron terminated your Internet Privileges.
Scourge: Son of a motherless goat!
Anonymous says:
Survivor Armada Edition
Jeff Probst:"and the first member of the tribe voted off is..... Scourge" Scourge:"well I'll be an autobots uncle!"
Spartanion says:
Octane:"Hey Scourge wanna hear a joke?" Scourge:"Sure" Octane"Where do Autobots park when they go to a mall?" Scourge:"where" Octane:"An autolot hahahahahahahaha! Scourge:&am
Anonymous says:
Oh crap! I forgotten to put away my Girls Gone Wild movie in my room and now my mom is going to find it!!
Autobot bubbs says:
The Decepticons infiltrate a theatre showing Pearl Harbor, right durring the tear-jerking moments....
Mega Octane: Look guys! He's Crying!
Scourge: I am not...Some particles got in my optic sensors...Now SILENCE! I'm trying to watch
Anonymous says:
I swear to Primus, if I hear the Predacons singing any more C.W. McCall when I pull into headquarters, I am going to shoot somebody point-blank in the forehead...I don't care how many Fox censors gripe about it!
quadrunner says:
Octane: Hey! Look guys, he's got a friggin zit right in the middle of his forhead! Scourge: Transform and kill the Autobots before i kill you, you @$$ hole!
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Oh no, i'm seeing fish again. Megaoctane: I'll get your schizo medicine, sir. Other Commandos(thinking to themselves): He's getting worse...
quadrunner says:
Scourge: Why did i even bother agreeing to this part in the show. I could've sworn the contract said i wouldn't be working with idiots. Octane: No, no, it says right here that you'll be working with the really stupid ones like
Anonymous says:
Scourge: ----, Magnus again... Does he ever NOT show up... Oh hell, just frickin form Ruination...
SlagMaker says:
Scourge: Argh, Defeated again! This is what I get for listening to a bunch or repainted Transformers that weren't even good enough to be featured in the movie.
Anonymous says:
Mega-Octane: ....So I said to the bartender, That's not my wife HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Scourge: Please stop now
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Do you know where the mace is, or better yet, where my Sword of Fury is? Sky-byte's getting on my nerves...
Anonymous says:
Scourge: Ugh, I can't believe how STUPID I am! I shouldn't have left Omega Prime when I had the chance to kill him! D'oh!
Mega-Octane: There, there, it's all right, you'll get another chance in the future.
