The Ultimate Caption Contest
Shockwave looks around a corner
192 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Psst... TF Prime Arcee... WHY THE F*** ARE YOU WITH STARSCREAM LIKE THAT!!!
Ultra Markus says:
as the one eyed creeper watches the fembots taking an energon shower..........
Shuttershock says:
"I heard Movie Prime was around here somewhere. I don't want any of that scrap."
megatron1322 says:
ahh ha! i knew she was cheating! but with sound wave? hey...whys he ejecting ravage and rumble-...oh grosss!...
prowl123 says:
Is he gone? Yay! Now I can eat my cookies! The dark side has lots of cookies for me to eat. Yum! Cookiescookiescookies!
starscream_the_eternal says:
Sadly, Shockwave was the target of bulling high school. He spent many a day shoved in his gym locker.
Unknown says:
SW: Hello! Can anyone help me! I'm stuck!
Starscream: Let's just leave him and his British accent in the closet.
Soundwave: I wish I had an accent.
SilentBlaster says:
Shock Wave:Now that Ivan Ooze is gone I shall take over.
Magneto: Ha ha ha I have offically taken over.
Shock Wave: darnit!
Roadshadow says:
Shockwave: Umm, Megatron, we're definitely gonna need a bigger insectiside can. Bombshell just got 20 times bigger from eating the world's biggest burrito...
Stress says:
ahhh finlay i can take a dump in this corner...i feel happy...*cries* i can't smile
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Hey, if YOU had only one eye, you'd be pretty freakin' embarrased, too.
archangel_tears says:
Shockwave: Now that was close, megatron almost caught us. I think we should stash the Angel Dust in my room. He'll never look in there. What do you say Starscream?
Starscream: Man my rear end really hurts now. Thanks Shockwave. I think you packed it
hellveticon_06 says:
SHOCKWAVE: (looking at the aerialbots) uhm...she's not in here, maybe you've got the wrong room number-
ELITA-1: (shouting inside the room) shocky, what keeps you busy there? Hurry up!
shockwave_inoz says:
Unwritten Shakespeare: "When in the company of others, taketh only your due, but when alone - grabbeth what you can!"
And so Shockwave did bide his time, until the court was clear and the knave, Starscream had left.
Apologies to Mad Magazi
shockwave_inoz says:
Shockwave: "Peek-a-boo, I can SEE you, and I KNOW what you do, peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha, yeah!"
Well, now we know that Shockwave's a DEVO fan!
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Hasbro Exec 1: So what do you propose we do about this Shockwave fellow?
Hasbro Exec 2: Well due to budget concerns we may have to lay him off. I mean it's not like he actually contributes to the series.
Hasbro Exec 1: Yes, but he is a loyal em
Thanatos Prime says:
Shockwave:Yes! that fake rat scared the bejeezus out Starscream! Man I'm good!
Road Turtle says:
Shockwave as he stalks the Female Autobots..."Yeah, Eltia, polish that chrome, yeah use the buffer...ah, they see me, gotta go."
A.J. says:
"Soundwave here! Reporting a theft; yes, those wretched Autobots stole my head! They left me for dead here between two, whatever these things are, my optical sensors are gone.... Requesting immediate evacuation."
"You want fries with tha
LeafsFan2005 says:
Oh, hello, Megatron, didn't know you were out here. What's that? Missing identity chips? Of course not! Why would I want to create a renegade army? If I were going to do that I would have done it sometime during your four million year nap! Why d
LeafsFan2005 says:
Curses, my plan to break the hearts of Boston Red Sox fans everywhere foiled by those blasted Autobots. Well, guess there's always those Cubs fans to go toy with.
LeafsFan2005 says:
Gah, would you look at that! All over my prized Insecticon collection! Soundwave, if you don't control that Ravage of yours, I'll stuff him and mount him on my desk!
Steeleye says:
Ah ha! I have finally found where the Unknowns originate from. Now to call in Predaking to deal with them once and for all!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Shockwave,"76..,77..,78..,79..,80 huh,snavej posted like 80 times this week.
He's under qouta."
Darksword says:
Shockwave: Welcome to Corneria
Fighter: I like swords.
Shockwave: Welcome to Corneria
Fighter: I like swords.
Shockwave: Welcome to Corneria
Fighter: I like swords.
Shockwave: Welcome to Corneria
Fighter: I like swords.
Mini_Cooper_Kid says:
1: "Dammit! I've left the iron on!"
2: "Nobody calls me 'The Purple People Eater'! Nobody!! You hear?!!"
Road Turtle says:
"Oh, if Megatron only knew how much I love him. He's a gun, I'm a gun, it's only logical. He will be mine!"
Pokejedservo says:
Shockwave: I too shall try to be stealthy in order to be able to be invited on the sets for those Metal Gear Solid games. I always wonder why those Autobots such as Perceptor and Prowl get to go there...
LeafsFan2005 says:
Shockwave: Those fools. They haven't the foggiest idea that the old order is about to return. Come, my friends, let's go about our plans.
*hears a grumble behind him*
Human voice: Um, Shockwave, we've been following you for some 20 ye
ninjabot says:
Starscream is planning another attack on the decepticon throne, if I beat him to the punch then I will be the new ruler supreme, must thank Sarscream for giving me this great plan.
ninjabot says:
Hmmmm! So this is why Prime and Meagatron fight so much, they both love Aleata1!!
kingmenasore says:
oooo i'm telling,megatron's not gonna like this,thundercracker and starscreem are having a threesome with arcee on his bed....and whoa arcee has a bubble booty.sweet,...but i'm still telling.
Dr Buffalo says:
Someday I shall rule the decepticons!
linkin park "faint" starts playing:
"I can't fail..."
Schockwave- you know, every one thinks you're a @#$%-hole for doing that, soundwave.
soundwave- what? you said yuo like my ch
crypto199 says:
Shockwave- They made my Alternator an Autobot, well that will soon change once this photo reaches the internet. HA HA HA HA HA!
HardHead says:
When Shockwave started playing lasertag, players began to wonder: 'Do we hit his chesplate or his eye to score our points?'
Road Turtle says:
"I'm so bored! It's been 4 million years since Megatron left, and there's nothing to do! I know, I'll stalk Female Autobots, that sounds like fun!"
Fullmetal Prime says:
Oh why doesn't the ice cream truck come back. I've finally got enough for a Megatron ice cream...~sigh~
snavej says:
Arcee sure looks hot tonight - as a flaming puddle of molten steel! As an evil Decepticon, I don't care how much anyone complains about it either.
snavej says:
And tonight on Jerry Springer, Megatron is complaining that someone is sabotaging all his plans for galactic domination. In a few minutes, we find out who the saboteur is. The energon's gonna fly when these two titans meet on stage. Pray that the
snavej says:
Shockwave: No, I refuse to use my mastery of electromagnetism to microwave your dinner, Ned Flanders! I don't know where your microwave oven is either. You may think that you lent it to me, but did you really? Ask yourself that. Who knows where i
snavej says:
Door-to-door charity collector: Spare some change for the poor and needy, sir?
Shockwave: My ass is shiny and made of metal: I invite you to bite it!
snavej says:
What's my bra size, you ask? 55FFF? 78GGG? Honey, there aren't enough letters in the alphabet to express it! Why don't you come in for a milkshake?
snavej says:
Damn these video shops! That wasn't the kind of 'Pumping Iron' I had in mind!
snavej says:
Group of children in 'scary' costumes: Trick or treat?
Shockwave: Let's see, have I got any candy? Why NO. The answer will have to be TRICK!
(Horrific scenes of logical carnage ensue.)
snavej says:
Little boy: Have you always had that ugly face?
Shockwave: Yes, I have.
Little girl: Why?
Shockwave: Because I'm a very, very, very, very bad man. Now, go away before I shoot you. And take your flaming fudge pie with you.
snavej says:
Ned Flanders: Umm, I've been meaning to ask you, could you by any chance return my combined quantum neutron polarity flux inverter and grill, please?
Shockwave: No Ned, just accept it - the machine has gone and you'll never see it again. See
snavej says:
Ned Flanders (below): Hideliho, new neighbourino!
Shockwave: Nedward Flanders, I presume.
Flanders: My dead wife Maude made you some scrumdidliumptious energon cookies: try one!
Shockwave: Ingenious, and apparently tasty!
Flanders: Could I int
Crumplezone says:
Shockwave:The shame of it, Wheelie gets a re-release and i'm still waiting. Damn that Kup!
Ravenous Zero says:
As Soundwave watches Arcee play in the energon pool without wearing her outer hull, he detects that his oil reserves are being redirected to the section 016932. This section contains an unsed extension that has begun to activate.
snavej says:
Shopkeeper: Hello sir, what can I do for you?
Shockwave: I'd like a T-shirt printed, please.
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir. What shall the message be?
Shockwave: 'It wasn't me: logic made me do it!'
Shopkeeper: An excellent ch
snavej says:
Psychiatrist: What would you do if the Autobots were gathering for an attack somewhere in Arizona.
Shockwave: Nuke them from orbit: it's the only way to be sure.
Psychiatrist: Humans shooting at you from the old abandoned factory.
Shockwave:
snavej says:
Shockwave: I'm hiding here so that, if Hasbro releases a yellow version of me, I won't have to see it.
Hasbro executive (standing below): Too late, we've just launched a yellow and pink version of you. Here it is! We've called it
snavej says:
Shockwave: Soundwave, you're not so hot. Look at you troops: two midgets, two clockwork vultures, a non-aerodynamic bat and an anorexic panther. I mean, doesn't everyone just laugh at you?
Soundwave: Not when I shrink down to Walkman mode,
snavej says:
The reflective section on the front of my ample chest enables my enemies to see how pathetic they are before they are pulverised by my supreme power.
snavej says:
I accept your challenge! Truckasaurus, we shall fight to the death! If I were you, I'd bring a friend - WITH A DUSTPAN AND BRUSH! AAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
snavej says:
If we are so vastly superior to humans, why does it take so long to wash them off my armour?
snavej says:
Shockwave: I am perfectly safe here, BETWEEN THE TWIN TOWERS! Nothing could POSSIBLY HAPPEN here in the financial heart of the GREATEST SUPERPOWER ON EARTH.
Longhaul (out of shot): But we Transformers are the greatest superpower on Earth now.
Shock
snavej says:
I used to be handsome but then I had that beating from old Hexatron. Not even our best surgeons could reconstruct my head better than this!
snavej says:
Hey kids, MC Soundwave and me, DJ Shockwave are going to put on one HECK of a disco for you!
DarkDranzer says:
Shockwave: Go Jess!! Go Jess!! KICK THE BALL AND RETURN TO THE WEDDING!!
Soundwave: O_o
Starscream: He's watching "Bend it Like Beckham" on our huge plasma screen TV...
Soundwave: Ahhh...
Thrasher says:
Shockwave: Ooh, Soundwave and Starscream covered with hot oil. I'll just watch and see where this goes and. . .woah. . .
Starscream: *puts down his whip* Did you hear something?
Soundwave: Negative. Continue.
Jackrabbit says:
Shockwave: *GASP* Soundwave!!! And... his pannels are off... I can see his... ... ... Why can't I look away?
Scatterlung says:
Shockwave: Hmm..I shadow next to me looks suspiciously like Megatron...
Ransom says:
When it comes to dealing with obsessive fan hordes, even Shockwave tries to hide. This time, unfortunately, he forgot to dim his optic.
Shockwave: At last, I am safe.
Fan hordes: *see glowing light* THERE HE IS! GET'IM!
snavej says:
Shockwave: My bosom is so large, it is only logical that I should hold the Matrix.
Bart Simpson: Bosom!
Lisa Simpson: Ha ha ha, say bosom again!
Shockwave (at 200 decibels): BOOSOM!
(Bart and Lisa die in agony.)
snavej says:
I can't perform cumulonimbus on any fembots because I haven't got a tongue. Maybe some modifications are needed?
snavej says:
Shockwave: Excuse me, is this Megatron's new base?
Superman: No, pal. This is my Fortress of Frigging Solitude and I'm having a frigging dump! I'd like to be left in peace, if you don't frigging mind! The Transformers continuity
snavej says:
Lurking in alleyways is one of the best ways to eavesdrop. I just heard that Swindle is selling stolen Binaltechs for ten dollars each down at the mall!
snavej says:
If I lie down in the kid's play area, they will play Chinese Checkers on my face!
snavej says:
All I need to do is detach one leg and I will become Admiral Nelson, one of the greatest heroes of the Royal Navy. Rule Britannia!
Zeedust says:
Shockwave: "Arrr, ye rusty dogs! Avast, and make ready the space bridge!"
Brawl: "What's with the pirate act?"
Shockwave: "Well, matey, I'm missing me eye, I'm missing me hand, so I rigure it's high time
snavej says:
Here I am, lost in Jamiroqui's bathroom. Why does one man need so many mirrors?
snavej says:
Shockwave: Fellow Decepticons, all you need is love!
(Sound of a million guns being drawn and aimed.)
Shockwave: Love of battle!
(Sound of a million guns being put away again and plenty of disgruntled muttering.)
Shockwave: Sorry, normally Meg
snavej says:
Mean Mr. Mustard lives in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper...
I compute that there are at least 70 million hidden messages in this Beatles lyric from the Abbey Road album! No, I am not paranoid.
snavej says:
Evil Emperor from Star Wars(out of shot): With the power of the Dark Side, I will defeat the Transformers and rule their continuity. You will be the first to fall, Shockwave!
Shockwave: Very well, but please note that there is an angry hornet on your
snavej says:
Window Checker Droid (rolling along): Big shiny window, big shiny window, big shiny window, Decepticon Commander Shockwave, big shiny window, big shiny...wait, something was different back there.
ZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!
snavej says:
Shockwave: ********! Bl**** c**********s! **********! No, I'm sorry Eric Cartman; even my brilliant computational skills are insufficient to break through the anti-cursing software on this caption board. We will simply have to be creative with ou
snavej says:
My databanks indicate that Homer Simpson once said 'Purple is a fruit'. I must exterminate Homer Simpson for his disrespect to purple beings!
snavej says:
They said 'He can't be the big purple people eater because he has no mouth', but I showed them! I opened my chest and put them in my internal nuclear reactor!
snavej says:
In a bid to ensure that the Decepticons actually win a battle for once, Shockwave takes over the cartoon production company and holds the chief executives hostage. Police respond by sending in a big mean kid to pull Shockwave's arms and legs off, th
snavej says:
Hey, Hot Rod, you are a self-polluter! I use my right hand to demonstrate what I mean. And you, Big Daddy, you are a big self-polluter! And you, Metroplex, are the biggest....[dies in massive barrage of lasers and stuff from Metroplex].
snavej says:
Have you ever wondered why the gun on my left arm is shaped like a big translucent dildo? Well, it's not just for shooting people, you dig?!
snavej says:
In order to prove that I am scary, I will hide in a narrow space, just like that monster in the film 'Alien'. Then I will slowly emerge ... and get defeated by Sigourney Weaver. No, that's not quite right. Perhaps some other strategy ins
Acelister says:
Shockwave always attended the Micromaster Bare Knuckle Boxing, but being in charge of the Decepticon army in Megatron's absence meant he had to hide and make silent bids because of it being illegal.
Acelister says:
Shockwave: "Once they reach this alleyway, I shall blast them all... Now all I need to do it raise my gun-hand..." *SCREECH!* "Argh! The alley is too thin! I'm stuck!"
Road Turtle says:
"Psst! Is he gone? I've got an animator that wants to redraw me for 'Transformers Cybertron'. Did you see what he did to Megatron; and what exactly is Prime suppose to be anyway?!"
Pierrimus says:
Shockwave: Megatron we have Auto...Oh no, not with Starscream! How could you? I thought I was your favorite. I'd poke out my optic but I need this one. I'm damaged forever.
Megatron: Quit your wining and join in or leave!
Dr Buffalo says:
Seekers in unison: hahahaha! one-eye! one-eye!
Shockwave: locig dictates that words can hurt you, you... big meanies!
DarkMechJock says:
After the movie, Shockwave was reduced to guest spots on the Scooby-Doo as monster star of the week. Ratings went through the roof after he blew up the Mystery Machine, claiming it was "Autobot reinforcments."
Dr Buffalo says:
In this corner, I can now turn into Super- wait, wasn't I just He-man? Damn you Oorazumus!
Dr Buffalo says:
Hidden in this corner no one can see me turn into He-man.
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I... HAVE... THE POWER!
Blitzwing the warrior says:
I hope Megatron doesnt find out I have been digging through his Energon stash....oh crap
Megatron: SHOCKWAVE!
Kevinus Prime says:
Growing up, Shockwave's classmates would call him "Dot Face". One day, he would get even...yes...one day, he would kill them all...
Tammuz says:
Some say shockwave died after the movie, in reality he got trapped in trypticons buttcrack
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Wheeljack - And the Bazoonyas on that Shockave... why, Her searchlight would come round the corner before Her head.. light... err Oh, Hi Shockwave!
crypto199 says:
Sockwave-You did it now Soundwave, Megatrons sure to notice "THIS" thing!
Soundwave- Well you were the one chucking the rocks!
snavej says:
I have launched a massive ground assault against the Autobots. I have sent in Trypticon, Devastator, Menasor, Bruticus, Abominus, Monstructor, Piranacon, Predaking, Scorponok and Frenzy. Nothing can possibly go wrong. They are crossing the Unstable Zon
snavej says:
Shockwave: I am a Vulcan! I have the logic, I have the strength, I lack emotions, I have the ears and I go a bit crazy every seven years or so. OK, so I'm still working on the eyebrows. Perhaps I should start calling Megatron 'Jim'?
M
Zeedust says:
Shockwave was always afraid to admit it, but looking both ways before he crossed the steet was a lot harder with no depth perception.
snavej says:
Do you like them, builder droids? Yes? So do I! They are very shapely man-boobs and I'm quite proud of them!
snavej says:
My rival strategist, Prowl, is walking below in his new Binaltech form. Snooty, do-gooding fool: I will spit on him! Hach, hach, hohhhhch. Oh, fie, fie, I have no mouth: I will have to swallow it again. (GULP) Maybe if I just shot him instead. Yeah,
snavej says:
It's a bit scary in here. I think I'm being followed by...the boogie man! No, that awful smell would suggest the presence of Skalor the Seacon, lost as usual.
HardHead says:
*Out of his window* 'Damn those loud neighbours'.... "OI!! SHUT IT LEST I TERMINATE YOU.. Logically of course..
snavej says:
In order to find your way through most mazes, keep your left hand on the left wall at all times. One problem with that - I don't have a left hand, just a big gun. I don't see any logical solution to the problem so I'll just have to wait h
snavej says:
With the power of the e.m. ray,
In seconds I can turn you gay!
I threaten and rhyme
At the same time!
I truly am a super genius.
snavej says:
Hey, there's a small sign. What does it say? 'Congratulations, you are about to become the 456,832nd victim of the Big Shiny Robot Crusher!' Oh, blast! I'd better call R2-D2 and tell him to shut this thing off!
snavej says:
For Blot's sake, don't throw my virtual newspaper into the virtual lawn sprinkler! Pesky Minicons!
snavej says:
Soon, you will be nothing but a smoking pile of ashes, Austin Powers! Mwahahahaha! No, wait, I mean Optimus Prime. I've blown my line again. I'm just not cut out for this sort of thing. Maybe I should go back to my old job as a mass spectro
snavej says:
And the new principal for Columbine High School is ... Shockwave! No more revenge shootings, only logical shootings based on test scores.
Powermaster Jazz says:
After peeking at the Female Autobots locker room, Shockwave will never be the same.
snavej says:
Constructicons, merge for the kill! I've always wanted to say that line but Megatron hired a better agent and he stole it from me.
snavej says:
Just when we needed Menasor to win this battle, Drag Strip's gone water skiing again!
snavej says:
That's the last time you do your business on my lawn, Carnivac! Prepare to be atomised!
snavej says:
No, I am NOT related to the one-eyed aliens Kang and Kodos from 'The Simpsons'. However, the Autobot known as Whirl is my half brother and I'm very ashamed at the way he's turned out. Yes, you can print that in the National Enquirer.
snavej says:
Ooh, Jehovah's Witnesses! Please, do come in! I would so like to discuss with you about Judgment Day, the end of the world, God's wrath and high-powered death rays!
snavej says:
Shockwave: 9/11? No, don't look at me. I had no part in it. That plan was deeply illogical. My own scheme is much better. I plan to use a carwash to hypnotise humans and make them do my bidding.
Ratbat: Ahem, I have copyright on that plan, th
snavej says:
Shockwave: In this fancy dress party at a night club, I should blend right in.
Humans: SCREEEEAAAM! [Run away very fast.]
Shockwave: Once again, I have failed.
Jaw Crusher says:
"Heh-heh! I've followed Optimus all the way to Alpha Trion's secret base! Now I'll be able to destroy him AND Elita-1 while she's still...wait...what's that he's got plugged into her...oh, Sweet Primus! And this is suppo
snavej says:
I should have won that smiling contest. Now logic dictates that I should be angry. They will all pay a high price! Bwahahaha (consults evil genius manual) hahahaha!
snavej says:
I've only been watching Optimus Prime for 15 minutes and already he's had 3 makeovers and two combination power boosts. I am so jealous, I could spit. But I can't. I have no mouth. I'll just have to swallow it again. Eughhh...
snavej says:
Giant flying space gun? That's OK but on Earth I need to blend in better. How about a Mazda Zoom-Zoom? Mazda is the name of a Zoroastrian god, according to Google. Ha, they'll never know what hit 'em!
snavej says:
Why am I lurking in a narrow alley? I have a drinking problem, that's why! I have no mouth to drink with. The liquor always goes down my front and leaves a stain. I'm so ashamed. When will it end? I'll always be an also-ran. One day,
snavej says:
I like shiny buildings! Shiny shiny, shiny shiny. Hello, Starscream; off to cause more havoc, I expect. Great! See you later! Shiny shiny, shiny shiny. Mmmmmm, shiny.
snavej says:
With my amazing logic circuits, my evil plan will last at least ten minutes longer than Megatron's evil plan! Who can challenge that? The Casseticon Ratbat? Hahahahaha! Oh, somehow you beat me, you verminous fuel miser!
snavej says:
Of all the rotten luck: a giant rat has fallen from the sky and seriously damaged my shrubbery!
snavej says:
It's a lovely day. The sun is shining. Time for my morning jog. On the way back, I think I'll destroy a small Autobot city! The question is 'Which one?'. Ah, decisions, decisions.
snavej says:
Yes, I'd love to be a member of your handicrafts club Mrs. Bush but I have a disability. My left hand is actually a gun - see?
ZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP!
Oh dear. Mrs. Bush? Mrs. Bush?! Someone call 911! Tell them to bring a scraping tool of some ki
snavej says:
Damn this new movie! The paparazzi are starting to bother me more and more. Their flashbulbs are dazzling my lovely eye!
snavej says:
As with so many Transformers, my weak spot is my hose. One day, I'll have to re-route the hose inside my arm, not outside.
snavej says:
I learnt all I need to know about Earth by watching The Dukes of Hazzard and reading coasters in bars.
snavej says:
I just stepped out of the shower and we all realised that the last five years had been a dream after all, like with Bobby Ewing in the TV show Dallas.
snavej says:
By the end of the day, I will say 'The Autobots are all dead' and I will walk around in the ruins looking incredibly cool and dangerous. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Megatron!
snavej says:
Excellent! My plan to spread the gay plague among the Autobots is succeeding magnificently!
snavej says:
No, I am NOT Leela from Futurama. Or a souped-up Dalek. Or the Cyclops from the Earth legend Jason and the Argonauts. How many people do I have to vaporise to make everyone understand?
Ratbat says:
Ahhh...it does my sensors good to see my Sentinels working so hard creating my ultimate weapon!
