Skyfire holding Sideswipe

Vapor-03 says:

I got you, Sideswipe. Let's go home. *Skyfire then proceeds to sing to SS "Allegro Con Brio" in d-minor*

trailbreaker says:

These G1 knockoffs are huge !

BG the Robit says:

Sideswipe? can I kiss you one last time?

fenrir72 says:

In Cybertron we don't allow milk formulas............

Shuttershock says:

The vaguest out of context hint of human affection?

Tumblr! Commence the shipping!

GallifreyanSeeker says:

And with the baby's mother, Starscream, gone, Skyfire had to look after a child all on his own.

Bismuth says:

Princess Sideswipe

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Starscream! NOOOOO!!!...Wait. Wrong guy."

Swoopscream says:

You know whenever it's an Autobot down they're all like "HEY SKYFIRE COME CARRY HIM... HEY SKYFIRE COME FLY HIM ACROSS THE F***ING WORLD" but do you think I'm gonna be thanked for this s***? NO!

Sideswipe619 says:

Sideswipe: you are my best friend *hic* skyfire
Skyfire: ok no more blood for you

Silver Snake says:

Skyfire: Y'know, somehow I feel that this sneak attack could have gone better.

Sideswipe: No slag, Sherlock. It consisted of you screaming "SKYFIRE SMASH!" and throwing me at Thundercracker's head.

Skyfire: You led me to believe you liked that plan.

peacethroughtyranny says:

Ohh jazz, we lost a great comrade but gained... wait this isn't the right scene!

Evil Eye says:

Hey, you're not Arcee!

optimusprimeswife says:

(the heart will go on plays)
Sideswipe: I..will..always..love..you(sideswipe goes offline)
Skyfire: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOO!!!!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!

maroyasha says:

Right About Now "Only The Good Die Young" would be playing.
Blaster: Only the good die young!!
Jetfire: Shut up!! Not funny!

WarzoneBeta says:

Skyfire: Giggitygiggity score!

Rex Prime says:

Skyfire: NOOOOOO....no sideswip...WHY THE GOOD ONES ALWAYS DIE FIRST!

Sideswipe: Put me down you idiot!..i am not dead i fell from a stupid cliff and then you came and make the whole thing worse.

Skyfire: sorry..

Sideswipe: PUT ME DOWN ALREADY!

TulioDude says:

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heckfire says:

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...will always love YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

altramaxus says:

"Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on" pssst, did megatron actualy bum you ?

moonie says:

SIDESWIPE: okay counteroffensive backfired. what now?

SKYFIRE: i drop you and hope you land on some decepticons and deactivate them in the process.

SIDESWIPE: sounds good to me. cuz you know, this feels a little bit...awkward.

cybertronianjedi says:

sideswipe: theblossoms are all.....perfect.(dies)
Skyfire(crying):WHy my LoVE????WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

munkimus prime says:

Sideswipe- i fell out of the sky and you caught me so why do people keep putting gay jokes up here
jetfire- because they,re sad lonely people with nothing better to do.

moonie says:

skyfire: dont ask.
sideswipe: don't tell.

darth_paul says:

(Theme from The Bodyguard plays) ...and IIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLL ALWAYS LOVE YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Trale Strife says:

Skyfire: I swear Jazz i thought he was a Decepticon! One minute im headin to kitchen to mix up a Shirley Temple, the next im manlesting him with lasers! I mean it was dark and my lenses are being adjusted and i had been swimming in the pool and-

Jazz:

trailbreaker says:

"Sideswipe, how many times have I told you to quit running up to Ravage and yelling 'Here Kitty Kitty'"????

Zeedust says:

Skyfire: "Damn it, Sideswipe... Every Friday, it's the same thing. We all go to a bar, you get wasted, I have to carry you home, and you puke all over my chest."

Sideswipe: "Shaddap an' hold me sheteddy."

Swerve says:

Skyfire: Why can't you just learn to eat Energon like everyone else?

Sideswipe:... asked the only Autobot with nipples.

Bumblebee: Zing!

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Now to bury him before anybody discovers the TERRIBLE TRUTH........

Ratbat says:

I must get you back to Autobot Headquarters, Sideswipe.

Briggs says:

Jetfire: Oooooook lil Sideswipe, time for breakfast!
Sideswipe: *sucky sucky*

Screambug says:

Kootchie, kootchie, my cute little baby!

Heatseeker says:

Now if I can only catch the yellow one and complete my collection.

1337W422102 says:

Everyone's gay for Sideswipe.

Enigma Blackdragon says:

Prime! Prime!
I found another one!

Obviously it was not only humans who suffered from the leadpaint

xshot says:

brokeback mountain 3
the transformers edition
featuring sideswipe-n-skyfire

xshot says:

skyfire: how u holdin up
sideswipe: skyfire......
skyfire: what?
sideswipe: skyfire......
skyfire: what,WHAT?
sideswipe: ive always wanted to tell you this.....
skyfire: (thnking) oh my god we can finally be together
sideswipe: your breath smells l

Zetatron says:

Skyfire: Oh God, what am I gonna do? I thought sugar was just supposed to give him engine touble, I didn't think it would kill him. I just had to team up with the Autobots. If I'd stuck with the Decepticons this would be hilarious, but I had

Optimusizzy says:

Wheel Jack: What do you wany us to tell Optimus when he gets back.
Skyfire: Tell him Im going to My hangar with this possible traitor and Im not going to be back for 3000 astro seconds.

Road Turtle says:

After dumping Starscream, Skyfire developed a stalker like obsession with Sideswipe.

Road Turtle says:

Skyfire, "Ah, come here you boxy little car bot. So, are you a stick or an automatic? Let's find out."

---The morning after----
Sideswipe, "Primus, what was in that energon, and why is my tail pipe sore?"

megatron11 says:

come closer , closer.

megatron11 says:

is that a gun in your pocket?

megatron11 says:

you had me at hello !

Blazefrost says:

*a correction of my previous caption*
Oy, Prime's not gonna like this one...

Blazefrost says:

Oy, Prime hot gonna like this one...

Sloptank says:

Singing "he aaaaain't heavaaaay, he's mah bruh-thurrrrr"

Sloptank says:

Congratulations! It's a healthy baby boy!

Unknown says:

skyfire-i think i love you

sideswipe-no we'd never work out your a jet im a car but your so cute ok take me im yours

skyfire-oh darling

CENSORED

Unknown says:

sideswipe-oh my big strong hero

skyfire-kiss me and your a dead bot

xxaMaxx says:

After the release of TRANSFORMERS MOSAIC: "How Much Longer?", more and more Transformers have begun to show their feelings for each other.

zatara1701 says:

Dude...why are you sniffing my arm pit?? Ummm, I think I need to talk to Prime....sigh.

1337W422102 says:

"Dear Diary: jackpot."

1337W422102 says:

"...then when she's unconscious I do stuff to her face; make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!"
/Quagmire

Minicle says:

Sideswipe: I am never, never! Letting Richard Hammond drive me, ever again!

Minicle says:

Seeing his ‘2008’ design for the first time, proved to much for poor Sideswipe.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Sq-Squirrel in road...swerved...to avoid him.."

Kevinus Prime says:

"You had me at 'Hello'".

Starscream1320 says:

I've told you before Sideswipe. Never mix energon and unleaded...

Transfaner says:

Baby, I'm a changed man, I swear it. You know I love you.

snavej says:

Skyfire or Jetfire: Jetfire, Skyfire ... it's all good!

Sideswipe: Just as long as I don't have to be Red Alert!

Cliffjumper (out of shot): Hey, lovahs, get a room!

snavej says:

Jetfire: No, stop that, Sideswipe. I do NOT produce milk from there!

Sideswipe: Mommy, I got bumped on the head and now I'm all woozy.

Jetfire (thinks): I have to get out of here! I don't want my reputation to be as weird as Tracks'

snavej says:

Jetfire (thinks): Oh no! Is my Rockin' Sockin' Robot broken already?!

TransX says:

Skyfire: GOTCHA!

TransX says:

Skyfire: Next time I hope you and Sunstreaker use more common sense. You know Diesel makes you see pink Big Convoys! So why do you drink so much of it??? I think it's time for some intervention and counseling...

Sideswipe: Shut up Skyfire and

quetzalcoatl says:

But I don't want to go on the cart! I'm happee, I'm happee!

Liege Evilmus says:

Now to fly. Yes fly to The Castle in The Stars!

honeykid says:

date rapes a crime

TransX says:

Skyfire to Prime: Yeah, he fainted when he learned he has to wait till at least summer 2009 to see Transformers 2!

Thanatos Prime says:

Skyfire: Aw sideswipe...

shockticus says:

He'll never know what hit him...




ME!

Deadpool. says:

Jetfire:" Arcee, come here and do a CPR on Sideswipe!"

Skice says:

Sideswipe(screaming):NO PUT ME DOWN I DON'T WANT TO GO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF VECTOR SIGMA NO!
Skyfire: Stop fighting Sideswipe you're comming to this Britney Spears concert with me and that's final!

Enigma Blackdragon says:

hey listen Sideswipe, I agreed to be your chauffeur, but ONLY IN MY ALT-MODE!!!

Road Turtle says:

Skyfire. "My own little Car Autobot! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

Deadpool. says:

Jetfire: Help, my hands are glued!!!

TenaciousMC says:

"Shh. I'm almost done nursing Baby Sideswipe."

TenaciousMC says:

"We're almost at our honeymoon suite, my dear Sideswipe."

Ultra Markus says:

this ancient earth custom of carrying the bride over the threashhold would work better with arcee or elita-1

Crystal Rodimus says:

Who's got about a spare gallon of Valvoline? Huh? No reason.

Jaw Crusher says:

Skyfire: "I dunno what happened, Optimus...I found Sideswipe passed out and Sunstreaker quivering in giddy shock in front of Teletran-1, mumbling something about 'new Classics-slash-Universe toys'."
Optimus: "Great. Remind me to

Autobotspitfire says:

Sideswipe: what? what the hell is going on? oh damn skyfire abducted me again.

Skyfire: it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Skice says:

Skyfire(singing) ...And I will always love YOOOOUUUUU...

Wheeljack-S70 says:

as optimus prime always says "welp, we lost a good friend BUT WHO THE F#@$ CARES CUZ WE MADE A SH!# LOAD OF MONEY, RIGHT BAY? ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MICHAEL BAY?"

dabattousai says:

After Skyfire and Sideswipe finished their imported version of Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, they decided to reinact the ending.

Skyfire (Cloud): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

First-Aid says:

Jetfire (singing): Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...wait, what the heck is a "bough"? And what idiot put their kid in the top of a tree?

Sideswipe: T

First-Aid says:

Jetfire: Hmmm...if I throw a rock into the Grand Canyon here, it will fall and get smashed. Will it happen to Sideswipe too I wonder? Or will he float?

First-Aid says:

Jetfire: I will love him and hold him and squeeze him and pet him and call him George...

TransX says:

Skyfire: So once I carry you over the threshold, let the honeymoon begin!

TransX says:

Skyfire: Who's my big Autobot? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Sideswipe: CUT IT OUT, SKYFIRE! You know I hate it when you do that in front of the Fembots!

ThunderThruster says:

here's our reconstruction of events when inferno saved red alert!

Supercollider says:

Skyfire: Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.

Supercollider says:

Sideswipe: Brokeback got us good, don't it?

Supercollider says:

Skyfire: I wish I knew how to quit you.

Dreamchylde says:

Skyfire: Wow! An expensive Italian sportscar fell from heaven!

Spike(off-screen): -looks up at the sky- I want a million dollars!

Dreamchylde says:

Skyfire: Why don't you leave the flying to the big boys, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: But I can fly!

Skyfire: ...Six minutes with a jet pack does not count as flying. Maybe if you ask Ratchet to change your alt mode to a jet... We could call you &#039

JaffleMaker says:

Desperate and panick stricken, Skyfire knew he had to hide the body somewhere where the other Autobots would never look. But where?.....

megatrina says:

Prime (off-screen): Wow, that was a fun-filled day at the swimming hole. OK guys, let's unload the van.
Sideswipe (murmurs sleepily): Are we there yet?

Tankorrhinox says:

Skyfire seems to be having trouble weaning Sideswipe off the ol' Energon-teat.

Dragonoth says:

reenacting the Inferno-Red Alert scene

Deceptiwho? says:

Skyfire: Looks like those energon roofies were well worth the loot!

Q_Silverbolt says:

I always wanted to be a mother...

Road Turtle says:

Skyfire, "Ah...nice, he's out cold. Well little car-bot you're all mine...let's just pop open that hood of yours..."

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Skyfire: That was quite a fall Sideswipe, you ok?

Sideswipe: I'm fine, but that Decepticreep wont be when I finish with him. Hold me back Skyfire, HOLD ME BACK!!!

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Skyfire: Are you ok Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: I am now that you're here, Skyfire.

*Skyfire smiles and walks off with Sideswipe in his arms towards the horizon*

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Sideswipe: Skyfire, what blue eyes you have.

Skyfire: They're factory issue, you have them to.

Sideswipe: Oh....