Captions by Deceptiwho?

Skyfire: Looks like those energon roofies were well worth the loot!

Wheeljack (off screen): Have you guys seen my new yellow anti gravity boots??

Im taking measurements for you door right now just stop bugging me!!!

Me Grimlock new years resolution is for me to stop speaking in third person!

But dad I love Michael Jackson, he was so nice to me when I went to his house!

Magnus: The undertaker did a very good job with prime..

Rodimus: Yea but he just doesnt look right! I think they shoulda gave him a coat of wax..

What are u looking at??? You try digesting a planet tha size of Cybertron!!!!

Cameron Diaz: What is that???... Is that gel???

Starscream trying out for the lead male role in "Theres Something About Mary".

LAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAkKKK!!!!!!!!!!

And that boys and girls , is exactly why we dont light farts on fire!!

Bumblebee scrambles to erase his internet history after surfing the oil fetish websites..

hmmm... PG-13??? nope im not even going to try it!

Michael Bay Shouting: Now remember ppl really sell it to me that your about to be impaled by a 3 ton metal scorpion!

Oh thank god!! Its just ur hand I thought that was a dismembered body part or something!!

You know if I wasnt friggin' flourescent yellow this would be a lot easier!

Hound: Aww cmon Spike cheer up, one day we'll find the Ultimate Bumblebee at the store..