Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Optimum Supreme says:

Soundwave: "I am like so drunk, Rumble, heheheheheh"

Rumble: "Me too, heheheh, hey man, I love you man, can I tell you a shecret"

Soundwave: "I love you to man, you HIC you can tell me anthing"

Rumble: "I'm really Frenzy, we just like messing wit

BG the Robit says:

Dude in the Chair: Two drunk Decepticons just did 'Ring Around The Rosy' around me. At least they all fell down so I can get outta here. *runs away*

trailbreaker says:

That was a big fart.

Zeedust says:

Rumble: "That cloud looks like a ceiling tile..."

Soundwave: And that cloud loooks like a fan!"

Person in chair: "And that cloud looks like we're INSIDE, YOU MORONS!"

Roadshadow says:

Soundwave: That cloud looks like a gerbil...
Rumble: And that cloud looks like pie...

DeltaSilver88 says:

Yep... she's annoying enough to make Soundwave and Rumble commit suicide!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Girl: I TOLD you not to headbutt each other, but did you listen? Noooo.

Operation Ravage says:

Girl: "I see they found the 200 proof Everclear I keep in my purse."
Soundwave: "Shaddup, you! Enjoy the shparkly leprachansh!"
Rumble: "Hic."

Zeedust says:

Girl (i think) in chair: "Oops... shoulda warned you we just had the floor waxed."

Zeedust says:

Girl in chair: "I told you... Take the planet if you like, but this chair is MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Anonymous says:

Girl in chair: ...AndthenwhenIwas16myparentstookmetoDisneylanditwasloadsoffunhaveyoueverbeentoDisneylandbecauseIwenttherewhenIwas16withmyparentsandIgottorideonspacemountainandseeMickeyMouseandDonaldDuck...

Anonymous says:

(Rumble) Wow
(Soundwave) Yeah
(Rumble) Wow
(Soundwave) Yeah
(Rumble) It was THAT good? Dude I gotta do that sometime.

Anonymous says:

Oh no! That was a phartanious explosion, which could spread throughout our base!

Elita One says:

Girl: Ashes to ashes dust to dust with out women around..."
Sound and Rumble: OH SHUT UP!!

Minicle says:

Soundwave: I tell you Rumble, we've never had it so good.
Rumble: You said it man.

Anonymous says:

Sorry - that was a big one.

Anonymous says:

Rumble: It's no use, Soundwave. Her mental powers are too much for us...

Anonymous says:

rumble: this the second time i got wasted

Anonymous says:

Soundwave and Rumble: "Ashes, ashes we all fall down!!!"

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Alert! Alert! Someone has spiked the energon.

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Shockwave... know what?
Shockwave: What?
Rumble: I left the oven on.

Broadside says:

The dangers of too much energon

Galvatron says:

RUMBLE: You ejected me too hard Soundwave! SOUNDWAVE: I don't like the songs you recorded. RUMBLE: But it's the new Armada theme song!!

Omega Supreme says:

Soundwave: Warning critical damage!!
Rumble: That's the last time I follow your instructions to connect the "In" socket with the "out" socket.

Anonymous says:

Who came first?

Anonymous says:

discjockey playing on soundwave- yes this is WORQ playing best of NSYNC all day, everyday.

Anonymous says:

rumble "soundwave will you for the love of god stop playing stairway to heaven."

Anonymous says:

Woman: Don't you think synchornized swimming is best done in water? Soundwave: Well, you see... Frenzy tried that once. It took 30 gallons of oil to get him to move again. Woman: (confused) I see...

little_fly says:

sleeping or meditation rumble? sw: sleep time
rb "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" sw stop snoring your making me deaf! ;)

Anonymous says:

Souundwave: HEy u!
YES?
Soundwave: HAve u seen the scorpion King dat stuff is very tight!
NO!
CMonDont make me get savage to kill u
OH Oh yeah!HE killed everyone
Lier Hiya!
(Soundwave shoots him with laser and ravage comes out to beat him up!)

Anonymous says:

I knew the human was fast but not that fast.
Soundwave: the last thing I remember was a foot in the eye.

Anonymous says:

Rumble:"Damn, that was some good stuff!" Soundwave:"You said it!" Rumble (to girl):"Hey you, bring us another round of Michelob."

Anonymous says:

30 hours of "Ring Around the Rosy" and 1 destroyed Decepticon Base later...

Anonymous says:

Astoria: I've been having these really bad cramps lately . . .
Soundwave and Rumble: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please! Don't talk about THAT!

RodimusPrime says:

Oh God!!!! that was Great.

Anonymous says:

shock wave i've fallen and can't get up

Manchester Devil says:

Soundwave: Rumble, transform.
Rumble: Just because you want some more.
Soundwave: I'm Your dad, so shut the hell up and get inside...NOW! YOU LITTLE S**T!
Rumble: I can't! That tart superglued me to the floor
Woman: HA HA HA HA HA!!!

gabriel says:

Galvatron:The last Of the First Era decepticons Dead Because Of Plasma Energy!!!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: What did you think of that show? Rumble: I'm still stunned by what you and Angel were doing

Galvatron says:

Soundwave: ...Man..if you watch Cybertron, and listen to the doors..eh...huh?..pass the Enerjoint.

Anonymous says:

Girl: "So then he went over to Abby, and said....blah blah blah..."

Soundwave&Rumble: *SNNOORRRREE!!!*

Unknown says:

SW: Rumble turn the sunlight on i wanna get a tan.

Rumble: I can't find the plug

Anonymous says:

Merit: I think I know why they're laying there. Nightpaw: Why? Merit: Soundwave had sex with Angel and Rumble is still stunned by what he saw on Angel (Nightpaw shudders)

Anonymous says:

Nightpaw:Geez what happened to them? Angel:Galvatron has them grounded for a month. Merit: What for? Angel:They ruined his syramic bowl collection. Nightpaw:.....

Anonymous says:

Rumble: will you marry me Soundwave? Soundwave: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! You gaylord!

Sideburn says:

Transformers Yoga

Sky-Byte says:

Soundwave: Man...what the HELL did I do last night?

Anonymous says:

soundwave: Man, that was a good rumble!!

Anonymous says:

Sondwave:"Damn, rumble, she kicked our asses!"

Anonymous says:

Girl "Hmm human or autobot a kick to the balls takes them all out "

Anonymous says:

soundwave: thats the last time i drink you home brew rumble!

Anonymous says:

oh man that was some bad s**t

Anonymous says:

Man oh man... We finnaly beat the autobots, and were back on good old Cybertron... Bout time...

travis says:

Rumble: Gah, Old man fart.
Dr. Arkaville: Taste mein Prunes off Doom!
Soundwave: Ravage eject,
Operation: Noseplugs.

Venom says:

Girl: Ok, your doing good, keep those situps moving! Onehundred and one...
Soundwave: I was not built for this torture!
Rumble: I feel like a pony!

DEVASTAT0R says:

"oohhhhh yeah, that was great soundwave, but next time lets go somewhere else. Professor X over there gives me the creeps."

Sledge says:

Decepticon snow Angel contest

Anonymous says:

when human mind probes go bad 3.

Anonymous says:

girl in the middle: What?! All I did was tell them what happened at Band camp.....

Sir Deadend says:

Girl in the middle has fart of century

Anonymous says:

Ooh! And that cloud looks like a bunny!

Anonymous says:

Now I know what Goku feels under 100x Gravity in the space ship

Anonymous says:

Soundwave and Rumble auditioning for "Romeo and Juliet in Space"

Anonymous says:

drugs are bad

Anonymous says:

oiii, raped by Galvatron again,damnit.

Anonymous says:

R:Soundwave? S:Yes? R:What did the human do? S:.... Human: MUHAHAHA S:I luv u

Scorponox says:

Aftereffects of the Decepticon Mardi Gras

Anonymous says:

The latest Decepticon kegger ended badly...

Anonymous says:

Never tamper with the human mind! It could be an electrifying experience! :)

Anonymous says:

that was some pretty good sh*t, we snorted last night. got anymore?

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: That was some pretty good head ey Rumble?
Rumble: Yeah. We actually got Iris from Mega Man X4 blow us. (Iris Has a big smile on her face. Zero walks in)
Zero: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT THE F@@@ ARE YOU DOIN WITH MY B.ITCH?

Anonymous says:

*sigh* no, you were great rumble.

Anonymous says:

The human has used a magic spell to put Soundwave and Rumble to sleep!

Dynamus Prime says:

Soundwave accidentily plays one of his lullaby tapes. Powerful stuff.

Gameovermus Prime says:

The Decepticons play Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosies.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave:hug me hold me love me love me

pantera says:

"one beer makes everything clear......50 beers makes nothing clear!!!"

Anonymous says:

Rumble:What the heck happened? Soundwave:I see stars, and pink fluffy bunny rabbits. Rumble:You should really go to a therapist soon.

Anonymous says:

Rumble and Soundwave were shocked about the dangers of tampering with the human mind.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "I see four lights..."

Anonymous says:

"Soundwave, you wanna cigarette?"

Omega Prime says:

small guy in the middle:you two stop spreading your legs this instant

Omega Prime says:

Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and hearing senser

Omega Prime says:

Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and wave senser

Omega Prime says:

Rum: I figured we got an energon overdose but what the fµ©k is up about the cum and orgasm here?!

JetFire says:

(YOGA is very good for articulations)
Rumble: and now, Soundwave, you put your right foot on your nose.
Soundwave: are you serious?

Anonymous says:

rumble:rolling down the street smoking indo,sipping on gin and juice
soundwave:laid back
girl in centre:with my mind on my money and my money on my mind!

Anonymous says:

Girl in center: "So she told me that he said she said that..."
Soundwave:"Audio receptors....disconnecting..."
Rumble:"Uh....Please...No more..."

Omega Prime says:

Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm and they could get scrambled circuits if they fµ©k too hard

Omega Prime says:

Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm

Omega Prime says:

Arcee took out Rumble and Soundwave by flashing them then giving them a huge orgasm

Anonymous says:

SINGING: Working can wait...this is paradise...having no work to do, and taking it easy, too...working can wait....

Omega Prime says:

this fµ©kin orgasm sure last a long time

Omega Prime says:

Megatron:Why are you sleeping on our job?! Rumble: we got fµ©kin wacked up by the Autobots! Wave:Afirmitive

Omega Prime says:

Rum: this fµ©kin orasm sure last a long time!

Omega Prime says:

that whore sure knows how to fµ©k!

JAZZ says:

rumble:that chick in the chair sure packs a wallop!

Voodoo says:

Soundwave tries to see God by getting some dank energon

Dj Flash says:

Rumble thats the last time i play ANY kind of drinking game with you

Anonymous says:

FRENZY: I fell on my bottom.
Soundwave: Affirmative...soundwave also fall on bottom.

AutobotJazz says:

See what happens when you fight over chicks?

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Ugh, now I see why Tallmook said not to eat that pound of bacon....
Soundwave: *gurgle* I.....still.....function.....

Anonymous says:

Another successful smoke-out..
(Rumble) Dat wus sum good sh!t mane
(Soundwave) Affirmative
(Rumble) yo N!gga Wave, y dont u tel dat Laserbeak azz to cum down hea n nibble o deez nutz

iron hide says:

soundwave: WHOA what a night
rumbel: tell me bout it dude HEH HEH HEH

Anonymous says:

Wow.... That was alot of burritos, dude.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: "So...Wheeljack was sleeping like this...?"
Rumble: "Yep, then I snuck up on him and use my piledrivers to cave his chest in!"

Anonymous says:

Rumble-Who turned the lights on?!? I was just starting to count sheep!
Soundwave- Silence-Immediately, or Pain...devastating

Anonymous says:

Rumble: I hope none of the guys catch us. Oh, that cloud looks like a bunny to me Soundwave, how bout you?
Soundwave: Affirmative

Anonymous says:

Decepticon hostage Monica Lewinski incapacitates her guards the only way she knows how. ;)

Anonymous says:

Decepticon Monica Lewinski incapacitates her two guards the only way she knows how. ;)

Anonymous says:

Both dedcepticons where incapacitated when hostage Bea Arthur Flashed them.

Dj Flash says:

When she burped it sounded like a bird, but when she farted... flowers???

Taggenagger says:

Not even an evil decepticon could STAND her beauty

Anonymous says:

now that was good sex eh soundwave?

lets fµ©k again

Shermtron says:

Soundwave:damnit rumble i told you not use your quake in the base.!!!

Anonymous says:

ESTORIA CARLTON-RITZ:When POWERGLIDE said I can sweep transformers off their feet;he really meant it!

Anonymous says:

How to bore Decepticons to death...read all about it on page 5.

davewelttf says:

Rumble: Is that your wallet up there Soundwave?
Soundwave:Damn it!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: A woman...you farted a good one....
Soundwave: affirmative...

Anonymous says:

Rumble & Soundwave:(SNORRING) Starscream: I Told them not to stay up very late!!!!!

Raptor_7_7_7 says:

Rumble was previously banned from Ener-Booze by Soundwave. Then he just got too drunk too care.

Optimus Primevil says:

When decepticons get drunk part 2

Anonymous says:

Soundwave:theres one thing missing from these snow angels rumble Rumble:whats that soundwave? Soundwave: Snow my friend, snow

Anonymous says:

Damnnnnnn, thats some good s£!t!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! Megatron:You fools quit sleeping on the job!!

Thunderstreak says:

Soundwave and Rumble always collapse at the sight of a hot, luscious babe such as the one at the center of the room right now.

Jeremy says:

soundwave: uhhh that was some part we had i got lad lie 20 times rumble: u got luck the only one i got lad with was frenzy

Slappyfrog says:

Naptime was very important to the Decepticons.

Slappyfrog says:

There was no snow inside headquarters, but they still felt like making angels.

Slappyfrog says:

The tug of war over the "blankie" ended strangely.

Anonymous says:

This What happend to Rumble and Soundwave after the Crossed the Construckticons.

Shadowen says:

SOUNDWAVE: Sometimes when I belch and fart at the same time, I see God.
RUMBLE: Dude! Too much information!

NovaTron says:

Rumble: Hey Soundwave, what did you put in that energon?

Anonymous says:

Soundwave:I see Unicrons big @$$! What do you see Rumble? Rumble:This is much worse. I see Shockwave riding Starscream! And guess what. Soundwave:What? Rumble:Shockwaves rubing his nosecone!!! Soundwave and Rumble:Yuck!!!!!!!

magnaboss says:

This is what lying around on the job actually looks like.

Pokejedservo says:

Soundwave: Soundwave...so...wasted... Rumble: You and me both brudda!