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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Sparkplug levitating?

Sparkplug levitating?
65 comments
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65 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Jackie Chan lives !

Apr 3, 2024

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Sparkplug loves his invisible rocking chair!

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Slipped on a banana peel !

Mar 31, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Levitation for dummies.

Feb 12, 2019

Ted_Spaghetti says:

I found Prime's trailer! I'm sitting on it right now!

Dec 31, 2016

DeathReviews says:

"My methane propulsion system will save me!"

May 8, 2016

Victinoko says:

Use the force, Luke

May 1, 2016

Emerje says:

Invisible recumbent biking!

Feb 29, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Take my boots...please!

Jul 15, 2015

Swoopscream says:

Ha! The guys at the Maharishi get together will be psyched! Level 3 here I come!

Sep 10, 2012

SentinelA says:

Prime: Sparkplug, tell them if they don't let us go, you'll become angry and use your powers.
SP: What powers? Whoooa!
Prime: Holy crap! What's happening? The power of Primus compells you!

Jun 20, 2012

SentinelA says:

Prime: The power of Primus compells you!

Jun 20, 2012

Tripredacus says:

I really am flying? Beachcomber, you got to tell me your dealer!

Apr 8, 2012

popo5 says:

Thisis how people know aliens exist. Knew it!

Apr 6, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Baaaaaaaaaad wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!!

Mar 18, 2012

maroyasha says:

This is awesome!!!

Jan 21, 2012

prowl123 says:

I has levitating powers! HEEYAH!

Dec 21, 2011

Heckfire says:

HHHIIIIIYYYYYEAAH!

Dec 16, 2011

BeastProwl says:

eh spike, ya ever fart in anti gravity? Watch!

Dec 11, 2011

altramaxus says:

now, quick, kick the trampoline away mwhaa ha ha ha

Dec 10, 2011

#Sideways# says:

Boots: $10
Jeans: $20
Oil Rig: Thousands of dollars.
Everyone's expression of your levitation skills: Priceless.

Dec 7, 2011

Pokejedservo says:

Jan 11, 2009

Rept138 says:

Fart hovering. Eat your energon pump, Seaspray.

Nov 26, 2007

Erowuii says:

He takes the kick........ and it's in!!!!!

Nov 24, 2007

Thyunda says:

Sparkplug: Lemme go, Mirage!

Nov 12, 2007

Deadpool. says:

Sparkplug: I am actually just sitting on Mirage!

Nov 2, 2007

shockticus says:

duuuuuuuuuuuude. Giant turkeys!*snort!*

Oct 21, 2007

Blazefrost says:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Oct 14, 2007

gogleman374 says:

TO NEVERLAND!

Oct 10, 2007

transformerguru says:

Sparkplug ~ I have the Energizer bunny farts, they keep going and going and going....

Sep 30, 2007

Bonscottbot says:

Bumblebee: "My Precious..."

Sep 29, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

See this is Karma for ya. I kick the germ out of frame, and who does the camera follow... ?

Sep 28, 2007

shockticus says:

Excuse me...

Sep 28, 2007

shockticus says:

You don't wanna Know what I had for lunch!

Sep 28, 2007

Bonscottbot says:

It must be Mirages cousin Sneak, the transforming recliner!

Sep 28, 2007

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a fat man in yellow boots fly. Ha, ha.

*Shrek joke from Donkey*

Sep 28, 2007

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Sparkplug: Catch me now Rumble. That's right fool, I can fly!

Rumble: Ha! I been flying since before your planet was made... FOOL!

*Rumble kicks Sparkplug in the rear end*

Sparkplug: Ouch... Not fair.

Sep 28, 2007

Stormrider says:

Spike don't mention this to your mom. She'll give me hell if knows that I was levitating again.

Sep 27, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

"Dammit, Dad's drunk off his ass again..."

Sep 27, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

(FFFFFFFARRTTTT) Wow! Three Feet! new personal best, thanks to Taco Bell!

Sep 27, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

My rear engine now grants me the ability to hover.

Sep 27, 2007

trailbreaker says:

"Damn, Ratchet pulled the chair out from underneath me again!!!!"

Sep 26, 2007

snavej says:

Sparkplug: You see, Mr. Robot, sir, we are in the Cartoon Universe. If Wile E. Coyote can levitate, so can I!

Sep 26, 2007

snavej says:

Sparkplug: Even in times of great danger, my skintight jeans feel so good! It's almost like I'm wearing nothing at all!

...nothing at all!

...nothing at all!

[Frenzy runs away.] [Simpsons joke re. Flanders' skintight ski suit.]

Sep 26, 2007

snavej says:

Sparkplug: Thank God for my hard hat!

Frenzy: You won't be so thankful when I make you EAT your hard hat, human scum!

Sep 26, 2007

Deceptiwho? says:

Wheeljack (off screen): Have you guys seen my new yellow anti gravity boots??

Sep 25, 2007

dabattousai says:

Sparkplug found a bag of green substance in Spike's lunchbox. He thought it was seasoning, but it was more than just that...

Sep 24, 2007

Dragonoth says:

That's what happens when a human drinks energon?

Sep 24, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

Ratchet told me to sit on Mirage and spread 'em.

Sep 24, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

Am I sitting on Mirage and what's that poking up my rear end?

Sep 24, 2007

Zetatron says:

Sparkplug: Dammit Wheeljack! Your Anti-Gravity Gun works already, let me down!

Wheeljack: Now lets try some loop-de-loops.

Sep 24, 2007

silvershadow says:

Spike (off screan): "Its the old invisble park benck trick nice try dad"

Sparkplug: "What? No its not"

Sep 24, 2007

Talon523 says:

Sparkplug practicing for the 2008 Olympic high jump.

Sep 24, 2007

Talon523 says:

If you can dodge a robot, you can dodge a ball!

Sep 24, 2007

mexi-con says:

I like Chicken!

Sep 24, 2007

snavej says:

Police officer (out of shot): Mr. Wickity, are you on drugs?

Sparkplug: Lessee now, I'm levitating, I'm in a cartoon environment, there are giant f**king robots everywhere, I got yellow pixie boots on, my pupils are really tiny, I feel signif

Sep 24, 2007

snavej says:

Sparkplug: You can't say that old guys don't know how to have fun!

Sep 24, 2007

snavej says:

Sparkplug auditions for the next series of 'Heroes'.

Sep 24, 2007

Enigma Blackdragon says:

The first anual "Kick the fleshling competition" has started!

Looks like Rumble is the first to go...

Sep 24, 2007

Optimusizzy says:

In my atteps to get the autobots to fly like the decepticons this was the best I could do.

Sep 24, 2007

Novacron says:

Apparently Sparkplug's butt can transform into a hovercraft...

Sep 24, 2007

megatrina says:

Yeah, I tell you, Optimus, it was a pretty wild weekend. First me and the guys drank a couple six-packs, then we broke into Decepticon Headquarters and stole Megatron's new "invisibility spray" and covered the whole pier with it ... I think

Sep 24, 2007

TK-225 says:

Sparkplug is definitely, "more than meets the eye."

Sep 24, 2007

prehistoryanimal says:

wait.. what part of mirage is this? oh, gawd...

Sep 24, 2007

Aragem23 says:

Whooo!!! What a fart!!!

Sep 24, 2007
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