The Ultimate Caption Contest
Spike & Bumblebee playing football
181 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DedicatedGhostArt says:
Bumblebee got confused. #1, he thought he was a cheerleader, and #2, he thought cheerleaders twerked at the football players.
darkqueen01 says:
Spike joined football to prove that he could be strong and tough.
Yeah, his Dad thought that was funny, too. You don't see him here training his kid, do you?
Zeedust says:
Spike's career as a superhero was short-lived.
He still fared better than Robot Master, though.
Roadshadow says:
Bumblebee: Spike, I just had burritos, so you might want to step back a few-
Spike: feet? Yards?
Bumblebee: Miles.
Dragonoth says:
Bumblebee: "When they said 'take this, Lineman, and run with it', I thought they were talking about the ball, not the 'Powerglide's head' caption."
Spike: "Hut!"
Starbeam says:
Suddenly, Blitzwing burst into the stadium in tank mode and blew away Bumblebee and Spike with his "long bomb"! It was a great day for the Decepticons! Now, Daniel wouldn't be born, and Spike would not become the head of the head of Fortres
Zeedust says:
Actually, when you spend your days around giant robots, protective gear might not be a bad idea...
Anonymous says:
Spike:Hey Bumblebee, did I ever tell you how fine your ass is? BB:Aw, ----. Not this ---- again...
Shadow Fox says:
Bumblebee- two-fourty two, hut, hut hike..Spike grab the ball.
Spike- Damn that's a nice ass..so shiny..must look...away..but can't...
Anonymous says:
manomanoman... there're even more gay joke scenes in G1 than in He-man!
Anonymous says:
Spike describes the horrors of his first ever prostate exam to his closest friend, Bumblebee.
parkwood says:
All right Mr. I just cant help myself! if u have to break wind.....say so first okay!
Zeedust says:
Yeah, this looks like Norman Rockwell now... But the other team's linebacker is Predaking. Ouch.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee you got a little "Hunny" on ure back side there!
Its not what you think Spike!
TetraReris says:
Spike: Next time I'm the quarterback!
Bee: But if you run in for the score, you can take your name literally!
Spike *groan*
OmnisValidus says:
Spike: My penis is this big.
Bumblebee: Oh yeah. Well mine is this big!
Spike: Awsome
Anonymous says:
Spike is unaware that Bumble Bee is trying to hold in his laughter after having seen that dorkey uniform.
Anonymous says:
"Huh, and all this time I thought Bumblebee was a guy...who knew. Does explain a few things though...."
Anonymous says:
Spike: Bumblebee your ball bearings are showing! Wear a Kup!!
Blurr points and laughs at Kup, Kup gives him the finger and goes back to watchin' Matlock.
Anonymous says:
spike: ohhh look at the shiny paint work on that! musn't touch i can fight it
bumblebee: dude are you ok?
Anonymous says:
C'mon, stop laughing guys! My mom spent a lot of time on this neato keen football uniform!
Anonymous says:
This was the last picture of Spike taken before his internal organs were crushed in the next play.
Zu Darkness says:
Spike: I am SO scwered right now if bumblebee shoots the football right into my chest
Anonymous says:
after this frame: aarhrhrh!!! spike falls off the back of bumblebee after trying to tackle him.
Anonymous says:
Spike: "If I don't get 100 yards this game, I'm gonna talk to the coach about getting a new fullback!"
Anonymous says:
Spike: Bumblebee's ass is mmm-mmm good!
Prime: O_o Too much information...
Anonymous says:
Spike suddenly realized the significance of playin tackle football with metal robots
Anonymous says:
Spike:"Alright, I'm all geared up. Time to go in and clear up that constipation!"
Anonymous says:
wait a minute, i think i can pull the giant poll out of your ass *yoink CRASH BANG SMASH* ---- lucky i was weraing this protective gear
Anonymous says:
i'd better be care ful or the outobots might squish me uhoh,runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
i'd better be care ful or the outobots might squish me uhoh,runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MindWipe says:
Here comes another contraction.... you're 8 cm dilated I can see it's head! Just one big push! Aren't these themed births great?
Anonymous says:
It was at this moment that Spike regreted introducing Bumblebee to the wonders of chilli concurry
Unicron says:
Bumblebee: Suffer my wrath! *fart*
Spike: NOO!!!! Not the fart! Oh godamnit... (passes out)
Anonymous says:
Spike: OK Bumblebee, I'm ready to do that football scene from Jackass now!!
Mythos says:
Spike:i know u autobots drop huge loads but is the padding really nessesary?
Anonymous says:
NCAA violations placed against Spike, for trying to grab Bumblebee's caboose on the field.
Prowl says:
Spike:I'm going to get you! BB:Optums! he's doing it agan OP:Spike quet tring to grab bumblbee's ass!
Me Grimlock says:
Spike is too damn stupid to use a number for his uniform. He needs his name on it like a 3-year-old.
Anonymous says:
Spike: "Hey Bumblebee, is how the Primus Cup is Played on Cybertron?" Bumblebee: "Why don't you ask Blaster."
Anonymous says:
Spike: Forty-seven... thirty two... sixty-nine! Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!
Anonymous says:
Spike: Your...ass...so...shiny!
BB: I knew he'd get too randy once we made him that personalized uniform!
mario says:
Spike: Do you think we could make it for the World Games in Ireland? Bumblebee: This is American Football. That's
European Soccer.
mario says:
Spike: Do you think we could make ir for the World Games in Ireland? Bumblebee: This is American Football. That's
European Soccer.
Anonymous says:
Spike: Hey, gimme the ball, I think I can eliminate Brawn with a Pierce Shot!
BB: You idiot, we're playing Football, not Dodgeball!
Spike: I blame Atlus for this?
BB: Atlus?!
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: bite my shiny metal a$$.
Spike are you trying to get us sued by fox!?!?!?
Bumbluebee: shut up you dipstick!!!!!
Anonymous says:
"Hey Bumblebee, a little ointment will take that rash away...."
Anonymous says:
Spike - "Ok, one more push, that's it... it's... it's... it's a boy! Congradulations, Bumblebee, you're a mommy" Bumblebee - "Oh, Hotshot, he has your nose!"
Anonymous says:
Spike: I hope he doesn't fall backwards Bumblebee: AAAAAHHHHHHHH! Spike: OOOOOOWWWWWWW! (muffled) Hey, Bumblebee, could you please get off? Hello? GET OFF!
TheRo-Man says:
Spike- "Ok, this definently the WORST superbowl halftime show since they had the BluesBrothers 2000 sing 3 years ago."
Anonymous says:
Spike and Bumblebee gearing up for Seibertron.com Bowl XXXVII. And Carly's the cheerleader! Go have a look at her, okay? (What a babe!)
Anonymous says:
We Are The Cheeky Girls, You Are The Cheeky Boys... La La La LAáááaá!
TheRo-Man says:
Spike "I can't believe that Coach Parcells actually realized only Robots can keep the Cowboy's from losing"
Anonymous says:
Spike: So Bumblebee, what are you expecting, a malebot, or a fembot?
Bumblebee: Shut yer Pie Hole!
EDIMUS PRIME says:
spike thinking,"playing football with a volkswagon and his giant car pals maybe i should rethink this the odds in me getting dead should be pretty good
Anonymous says:
Maybe if i didnt wear my name on my shirt, girls would talk to me and i wouldnt have to take a robot in the butt...nah.
ryo777 says:
*The REAL reason why the other Autobots always wondered WHY Daniel has Bumblebee's eyes.
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee:Spike! NOT in public plz! that will people say?
Spike:Lucky Bot?
Anonymous says:
Spike:oh man this is goin to hurt!!!!! bumblebee: dont tell me yopur afraid of the ball spike!!!
ryo777 says:
SPIKE: Uhhhh, Bumblebee...I think I have some Preparation H at home you can put on that bad boy.
ryo777 says:
Awwwwww GROSS!! Metal nuts!!...I hope when they reformat him into "Goldbug", they take away Mr. Happy, and add a koochie.
ryo777 says:
Oh well, he wasn't my first choice, but Tracks was already involved with Sunstreaker.(sigh)
ryo777 says:
SPIKE: Screw internet dating, I asked for "Alotta butt!", not an "Autobot"!!
ryo777 says:
SPIKE: Aw ----, if I weren't such a loser I'd go find me a REAL girl. Oh well, I guess METAL ass is better than NO ass!
ryo777 says:
Spike: Damn!! I've been hanging out with the Autobots for so long, Bumblebee's ass is starting to REALLY look good to me. I shoulda known he was kinda fruity by looking at his PINK interior!
Anonymous says:
BUMBLEBEE:...and you're sure i wont get a virus from this sort of thing? right...
Anonymous says:
Spike: "It's always the same. Never the horse's head, always the horse's @$$"
overdrive says:
SPIKE: (dinobots voice) "My rigid grill structure is bearing in on..."
Anonymous says:
spike:sniff up, did you do that bumblebee, what you been eating.
bumblebee:sorry
Anonymous says:
Spike (thinking):"Okay, so Bumblebee's a little Autobot, yeah, this wont be too bad...Aw, hell, he's gotta weigh,like, a TON!! I'm gonna get SPLATTERED!!!" Bumblebee(thinking)"heh, heh, heh!! This is g
Anonymous says:
Spike suits up for savety. Just in case the Autobots realize he is a human...just like those Armada-kids!!!
Anonymous says:
SPIKE: Remember, you spike the football when you touch the endzone; NOT CARLY OR ME!
raijinald says:
Spike, the CYBERTRON BUTTMASTER, is about to merge into his transtector to form GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.
Anonymous says:
WWE introduces its newest Tough Enough season with new trainers Bumblebee and Spike. Spike: This is how you execute a DX crotch chop. Whooo!
Anonymous says:
Spike in thoughts:::
Ow man, I'd wished Arcee was standing in front of instead of that Crumblebee!
Anonymous says:
Spike: Just remember, if you're gonna rip one, let me know so I can GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! I don't think I can stand another one of your engergon emissions.
Anonymous says:
spike "damn it Bumblebee push it out i am ready to catch that turd! Bumblebee "almost ready spike, here gose uhhhhhhhh!
Voodoo says:
Spike: Yeah, I know I'm no Kurt Warner, but heayh, at least my wife's hotter than his wife.
Anonymous says:
Sadly after fumbling the snap, Spike realizes the "S" on his helmet stands for "sucks".
Anonymous says:
Man! This is a tough training program! Who's Lombardi Prime anyway?
Anonymous says:
Not knowing humans can't be repaired like robots, Bumblebee hikes Carly's head.
Bumblebeex88 says:
ok now I think I see a head,...PUSH! Eww!wheres wheeljack when ya need him?
Anonymous says:
Caption: Spike's idea of 'protection'!!! (Poor Carly! :) )
Anonymous says:
Bumblebee: "Aww, man!!! I hate it when Carly is out of town and Spike gets 'in the mood' again!!!"
Anonymous says:
Caption: Bumblebee giving his reaction to a Hasbro creative artist who wanted to give him a new Armada-body!
raijinald says:
Spike: Hey! Quit farting on my face BUG ASS!!!
Bumbee:(Farts) I ate hi-octane leaded burritos this morning.
Chachi says:
Little does Bumblebee know that if he hikes the ball to a human, it'll go right through their chest...
JP says:
Bumblebee: "Hey Spike! If a Dinobot tramples you, then can i have your cd collection?"
Anonymous says:
Why does Bee look so... Feminie in this pic? Guess all the wait he put on over X-mas made him image conchance @:)
Pokejedservo says:
The fact is I don't remember when this scene came in. But my question is...do I REALLY want to?
Rhinox says:
"Don't worry Bumblebee ... I've got you covered! Heh heh!"