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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Spike & Bumblebee playing football
181 comments
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181 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Ah those were the days ….

Mar 15, 2022

Nemesis Maximo says:

Dat Ass tho.

May 26, 2016

Ultra Markus says:

Bumblebee: OK, Spike! ready to catch my cyberdookie!

Mar 1, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Bumblebee got confused. #1, he thought he was a cheerleader, and #2, he thought cheerleaders twerked at the football players.

Mar 1, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Nice booty !

Jan 16, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

How are they both still alive?

Nov 27, 2013

Vector sigma326 says:

Frrrip sorry! my bad

Mar 24, 2012

darkqueen01 says:

Spike joined football to prove that he could be strong and tough.

Yeah, his Dad thought that was funny, too. You don't see him here training his kid, do you?

Oct 22, 2007

Zeedust says:

Spike's career as a superhero was short-lived.

He still fared better than Robot Master, though.

Jan 26, 2007

Roadshadow says:

Bumblebee: Spike, I just had burritos, so you might want to step back a few-
Spike: feet? Yards?
Bumblebee: Miles.

Jul 17, 2005

Brawn's Girl says:

I see London, I see France, I see your underpants.

Jun 4, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Bumblebee: "When they said 'take this, Lineman, and run with it', I thought they were talking about the ball, not the 'Powerglide's head' caption."
Spike: "Hut!"

Mar 12, 2005

Starbeam says:

Suddenly, Blitzwing burst into the stadium in tank mode and blew away Bumblebee and Spike with his "long bomb"! It was a great day for the Decepticons! Now, Daniel wouldn't be born, and Spike would not become the head of the head of Fortres

Mar 12, 2005

Zeedust says:

Actually, when you spend your days around giant robots, protective gear might not be a bad idea...

Oct 20, 2004

Masterpiece Prowl says:

111, 110, 101, 100, 11, 10, 1, 0, hup hup hup HIKE!

Oct 3, 2004

trailbreaker says:

"I caught a fish thiiiiiis big...."

May 5, 2004

REEZYCON says:

heisman here we come!!!!! lets see LSU beat us

Apr 1, 2004

Anonymous says:

Spike:Hey Bumblebee, did I ever tell you how fine your ass is? BB:Aw, ----. Not this ---- again...

Feb 2, 2004

Shadow Fox says:

Bumblebee- two-fourty two, hut, hut hike..Spike grab the ball.
Spike- Damn that's a nice ass..so shiny..must look...away..but can't...

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

manomanoman... there're even more gay joke scenes in G1 than in He-man!

Oct 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

NOW JUST RELAX AND THINK OF CHRISTMAS

Sep 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

bumblbee get your butt out of my way

Aug 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Look, it's the Falcons new starting QB !!

Aug 20, 2003

omega icecream says:

spike;wheres the ball?bumblebee;i thoght you had it!

Aug 17, 2003

Arkhaon says:

bumblebee..pass that ball!!.... no not that way..

Aug 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike describes the horrors of his first ever prostate exam to his closest friend, Bumblebee.

Aug 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike and Bumblebee watch to much Terrence and Phillip.

Aug 8, 2003

parkwood says:

All right Mr. I just cant help myself! if u have to break wind.....say so first okay!

Jul 26, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Spike "gently now .... gently gently"

Jul 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

Yeah, this looks like Norman Rockwell now... But the other team's linebacker is Predaking. Ouch.

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee you got a little "Hunny" on ure back side there!

Its not what you think Spike!

Jul 17, 2003

TetraReris says:

Spike: Next time I'm the quarterback!
Bee: But if you run in for the score, you can take your name literally!
Spike *groan*

Jul 3, 2003

OmnisValidus says:

Spike: My penis is this big.
Bumblebee: Oh yeah. Well mine is this big!
Spike: Awsome

Jun 5, 2003

Chrono says:

No really, Primes is this big.

May 26, 2003

Fallengaiden says:

Spike: Dude Bumble Bee, is that green gas coming from you??

May 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike is unaware that Bumble Bee is trying to hold in his laughter after having seen that dorkey uniform.

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Remember to past it back - but not too hard.

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Huh, and all this time I thought Bumblebee was a guy...who knew. Does explain a few things though...."

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Bumblebee your ball bearings are showing! Wear a Kup!!
Blurr points and laughs at Kup, Kup gives him the finger and goes back to watchin' Matlock.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike: ohhh look at the shiny paint work on that! musn't touch i can fight it
bumblebee: dude are you ok?

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

C'mon, stop laughing guys! My mom spent a lot of time on this neato keen football uniform!

Apr 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

(spike) remember this is TOUCH football

Apr 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

This was the last picture of Spike taken before his internal organs were crushed in the next play.

Apr 18, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Spike: I am SO scwered right now if bumblebee shoots the football right into my chest

Apr 14, 2003

zach says:

a robot playin football now ive seen everything

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

after this frame: aarhrhrh!!! spike falls off the back of bumblebee after trying to tackle him.

Apr 13, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Spike: ....this isnt....TACKLE football is it??

Apr 13, 2003

FortMax says:

Spike: Ahhhh! nuts in face!!!!

Apr 12, 2003

FortMax says:

Spike: (thinking) wait a minute...Bumblebee has balls!?!

Apr 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Too bad wedgies don't work on giant robots.

Apr 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "If I don't get 100 yards this game, I'm gonna talk to the coach about getting a new fullback!"

Apr 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Bumblebee's ass is mmm-mmm good!
Prime: O_o Too much information...

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

must... resist... tempting... tight end...

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Man....that IS a bad case of hemroids....

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike suddenly realized the significance of playin tackle football with metal robots

Mar 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike:"Alright, I'm all geared up. Time to go in and clear up that constipation!"

Mar 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

wait a minute, i think i can pull the giant poll out of your ass *yoink CRASH BANG SMASH* ---- lucky i was weraing this protective gear

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Here it comes...right out of his a@%...Here it comes...any day now..

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

i'd better be care ful or the outobots might squish me uhoh,runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

i'd better be care ful or the outobots might squish me uhoh,runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Mar 11, 2003

MindWipe says:

Here comes another contraction.... you're 8 cm dilated I can see it's head! Just one big push! Aren't these themed births great?

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

GRAB BALLS!!!!

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

It was at this moment that Spike regreted introducing Bumblebee to the wonders of chilli concurry

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

What is Spike looking at?

Mar 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike: hike i said hike oh! crap ahh! stop lickin me!!

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

ok bumblebee i will give you a reach around now.

Mar 4, 2003

Unicron says:

Bumblebee: Suffer my wrath! *fart*
Spike: NOO!!!! Not the fart! Oh godamnit... (passes out)

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: OK Bumblebee, I'm ready to do that football scene from Jackass now!!

Feb 27, 2003

Mythos says:

Spike:i know u autobots drop huge loads but is the padding really nessesary?

Feb 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

43-58-27...nice wax job you got there

Feb 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

NCAA violations placed against Spike, for trying to grab Bumblebee's caboose on the field.

Feb 26, 2003

Blast Cannon says:

Spike: I can see the head! I can see the head! Keep pushing!

Feb 24, 2003

Prowl says:

Spike:I'm going to get you! BB:Optums! he's doing it agan OP:Spike quet tring to grab bumblbee's ass!

Feb 22, 2003

Me Grimlock says:

Spike is too damn stupid to use a number for his uniform. He needs his name on it like a 3-year-old.

Feb 19, 2003

Battle Angel says:

Okay Bumblebee, try not to pass the ball UP my nose this time!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee's not looking....now I can GOOSE him !!

Feb 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Hey Bumblebee, is how the Primus Cup is Played on Cybertron?" Bumblebee: "Why don't you ask Blaster."

Feb 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: *Sniff* Dear God what did you eat

Feb 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

The XFL reaches a new low.

Feb 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

I like metalic butts and I can't lie

Feb 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Why couldn't it be Arcee instead??

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Forty-seven... thirty two... sixty-nine! Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Your...ass...so...shiny!
BB: I knew he'd get too randy once we made him that personalized uniform!

Feb 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

[Spike] Bumblebee...you guys don't fart, do you?

Feb 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Hey, you switched to a new wax!"

Jan 28, 2003

mario says:

Spike: Do you think we could make it for the World Games in Ireland? Bumblebee: This is American Football. That's
European Soccer.

Jan 28, 2003

mario says:

Spike: Do you think we could make ir for the World Games in Ireland? Bumblebee: This is American Football. That's
European Soccer.

Jan 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Hey, gimme the ball, I think I can eliminate Brawn with a Pierce Shot!
BB: You idiot, we're playing Football, not Dodgeball!
Spike: I blame Atlus for this?
BB: Atlus?!

Jan 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: bite my shiny metal a$$.
Spike are you trying to get us sued by fox!?!?!?
Bumbluebee: shut up you dipstick!!!!!

Jan 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok Bumblebee lets try to take the ball and not hit the ball

Jan 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Hey Bumblebee, a little ointment will take that rash away...."

Jan 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Gosh, I hope I don't look as dorky as I feel right now.

Jan 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Wait! The ball comes out where?!

Jan 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike - "Ok, one more push, that's it... it's... it's... it's a boy! Congradulations, Bumblebee, you're a mommy" Bumblebee - "Oh, Hotshot, he has your nose!"

Jan 25, 2003

protoformX says:

Must...not...make...anal...sex...joke...

Jan 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: I hope he doesn't fall backwards Bumblebee: AAAAAHHHHHHHH! Spike: OOOOOOWWWWWWW! (muffled) Hey, Bumblebee, could you please get off? Hello? GET OFF!

Jan 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wow Sir Mix-A-Lot would be proud baby's got back!

Jan 25, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

Spike- "Ok, this definently the WORST superbowl halftime show since they had the BluesBrothers 2000 sing 3 years ago."

Jan 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike and Bumblebee gearing up for Seibertron.com Bowl XXXVII. And Carly's the cheerleader! Go have a look at her, okay? (What a babe!)

Jan 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Looks like Spike is going for a game of Grab-arse.

Jan 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

We Are The Cheeky Girls, You Are The Cheeky Boys... La La La LAáááaá!

Jan 25, 2003

TheRo-Man says:

Spike "I can't believe that Coach Parcells actually realized only Robots can keep the Cowboy's from losing"

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: So Bumblebee, what are you expecting, a malebot, or a fembot?
Bumblebee: Shut yer Pie Hole!

Jan 24, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

spike thinking,"playing football with a volkswagon and his giant car pals maybe i should rethink this the odds in me getting dead should be pretty good

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

*spike*backup backup

*bumblebee* Ihope no one is taping this!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Ah, crap! I got hemorrhoids!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Maybe if i didnt wear my name on my shirt, girls would talk to me and i wouldnt have to take a robot in the butt...nah.

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Must..resist..urge to..kick Bumblebee..in the ass...ah screw it.

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

*The REAL reason why the other Autobots always wondered WHY Daniel has Bumblebee's eyes.

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee:Spike! NOT in public plz! that will people say?
Spike:Lucky Bot?

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike:oh man this is goin to hurt!!!!! bumblebee: dont tell me yopur afraid of the ball spike!!!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Not to the nuts, not to the nuts!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Wheelie? What the heck are you doing back there?!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Always a tight end, never a wide receiver.

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

I sure hope Bumblebee doesn't backfire....

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Take a dump in my hand

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

SPIKE: Uhhhh, Bumblebee...I think I have some Preparation H at home you can put on that bad boy.

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

"Now this gives NEW meaning to "interracial" dating :).

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Awwwwww GROSS!! Metal nuts!!...I hope when they reformat him into "Goldbug", they take away Mr. Happy, and add a koochie.

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Oh well, he wasn't my first choice, but Tracks was already involved with Sunstreaker.(sigh)

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

SPIKE: Screw internet dating, I asked for "Alotta butt!", not an "Autobot"!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

SPIKE: Aw ----, if I weren't such a loser I'd go find me a REAL girl. Oh well, I guess METAL ass is better than NO ass!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Spike: Damn!! I've been hanging out with the Autobots for so long, Bumblebee's ass is starting to REALLY look good to me. I shoulda known he was kinda fruity by looking at his PINK interior!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

BUMBLEBEE:...and you're sure i wont get a virus from this sort of thing? right...

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: "It's always the same. Never the horse's head, always the horse's @$$"

Jan 23, 2003

overdrive says:

SPIKE: (dinobots voice) "My rigid grill structure is bearing in on..."

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

I doubt that Prime would want the matrix back, Bumblebee

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike:sniff up, did you do that bumblebee, what you been eating.
bumblebee:sorry

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike (thinking):"Okay, so Bumblebee's a little Autobot, yeah, this wont be too bad...Aw, hell, he's gotta weigh,like, a TON!! I'm gonna get SPLATTERED!!!" Bumblebee(thinking)"heh, heh, heh!! This is g

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike:TWO,FORTY-holy ----,what the ---- is THAT?!?

Jan 22, 2003

gee says:

Bumblebee: PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Spike: *drops the ball* Oops...ewwwww

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike suits up for savety. Just in case the Autobots realize he is a human...just like those Armada-kids!!!

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

SPIKE: Remember, you spike the football when you touch the endzone; NOT CARLY OR ME!

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dude... You have to start using unleaded gas...!

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: What the hell was I thinking?!

Jan 22, 2003

raijinald says:

Spike, the CYBERTRON BUTTMASTER, is about to merge into his transtector to form GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

WWE introduces its newest Tough Enough season with new trainers Bumblebee and Spike. Spike: This is how you execute a DX crotch chop. Whooo!

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike in thoughts:::
Ow man, I'd wished Arcee was standing in front of instead of that Crumblebee!

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Just remember, if you're gonna rip one, let me know so I can GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! I don't think I can stand another one of your engergon emissions.

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike this is the absolute STRANGEST fantasy ive ever heard of.

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ok Bumblebee its gonna sting at first but then itll feel REAL good.

Jan 22, 2003

Shadow says:

Spike: I'm fine as long as he doesn't step on me...

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Okay this time let it go as soon as you see my hands Fumble-Bee!

Jan 22, 2003

TeleTran2005 says:

Spike the Turd Burgler is about to strike his next victim

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike "damn it Bumblebee push it out i am ready to catch that turd! Bumblebee "almost ready spike, here gose uhhhhhhhh!

Jan 22, 2003

Rodimus Primal says:

Spike: Am I wearing too much gear for a piggy-back ride?

Jan 21, 2003

Voodoo says:

Spike: Yeah, I know I'm no Kurt Warner, but heayh, at least my wife's hotter than his wife.

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Sadly after fumbling the snap, Spike realizes the "S" on his helmet stands for "sucks".

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Man! This is a tough training program! Who's Lombardi Prime anyway?

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Not knowing humans can't be repaired like robots, Bumblebee hikes Carly's head.

Jan 21, 2003

FortMax says:

Spike: Geez Bumblebee you have huge balls

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Man I wish you didn't have your tailpipe back here Bumblebee

Jan 21, 2003

abominus says:

Look at the size of it!!!!!!!

Jan 21, 2003

Skyfire the Artist says:

Spike realizes that Bumblebee sat in someone's gum.

Jan 21, 2003

Bumblebeex88 says:

ok now I think I see a head,...PUSH! Eww!wheres wheeljack when ya need him?

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Don't worry, Bumblebee--I'm kinda new at football myself.

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

CONGA!!! Everybody!!!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Caption: Spike's idea of 'protection'!!! (Poor Carly! :) )

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: "Aww, man!!! I hate it when Carly is out of town and Spike gets 'in the mood' again!!!"

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Caption: Bumblebee explaining his name to Spike. BUM...Ble-bee!!!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Caption: Bumblebee giving his reaction to a Hasbro creative artist who wanted to give him a new Armada-body!

Jan 21, 2003

raijinald says:

Spike: Hey! Quit farting on my face BUG ASS!!!

Bumbee:(Farts) I ate hi-octane leaded burritos this morning.

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: OH GEEZ Bumblebee
did you just pass gass?
BumbleBee: Sorry dude

Jan 21, 2003

Chachi says:

Little does Bumblebee know that if he hikes the ball to a human, it'll go right through their chest...

Jan 21, 2003

JP says:

Bumblebee: "Hey Spike! If a Dinobot tramples you, then can i have your cd collection?"

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Oh no! There's going to be burstin'? (Think City Slickers)

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

If he spews oil on me this game. POW! right in the lugnuts.

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Bumblebee, can I ASS you a question?"

Jan 21, 2003

Sledge says:

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones signs their next star QB....LOL

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hut! hut!

Jan 21, 2003

Shermtron says:

Spike: uhh bumblebee why is your cup here...

Jan 21, 2003

Shermtron says:

Bumblebee: ok spike dont get to close under center...

Jan 21, 2003

gabriel says:

Spike:Uh.. hold on bumblebee you got honey leaking out of your buTT!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Why does Bee look so... Feminie in this pic? Guess all the wait he put on over X-mas made him image conchance @:)

Jan 21, 2003

Chee-toy says:

Skipe (to self): Dang... the size of those ball-bearings!!!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Aw Bumble Bee, you farted!

Jan 21, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

The fact is I don't remember when this scene came in. But my question is...do I REALLY want to?

Jan 21, 2003

M says:

spike: please let it be the football i caught

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike (thinking): Please don't fart, please don't fart...

Jan 21, 2003

Rhinox says:

"Don't worry Bumblebee ... I've got you covered! Heh heh!"

Jan 20, 2003

Unknown says:

"You've got a nice tight end there Bumblebee"

Jan 20, 2003
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