The Ultimate Caption Contest
Starscream drinks some Energon
274 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
The face and the bathroom-sized jug of beer clearly states that Starscream got away from Megatron again.
BG the Robit says:
SS: *slurred* Bruh, do you dare me t'drenk this 'ole theng?
Megatron: ...
SS: *slurred* Ill do et any'ay...
*thirty minutes later*
SS:*laying in his vomit*
Frenchhorngirl says:
--*Hic* Ooh, my favorite arrow co *Hic* lor! Megatrip, can I *Hic* get a new cork jaint pob?
--God, no!
Deceptifemme84 says:
Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea... HEEEEEEY DECEPTI-BISMOL!
Deceptifemme84 says:
Megatron: "Y'know... I'm sure there was some reason I came looking for you, Starscream, but for the life of me I can't remember..."
Starscream: "I'm sure it wasn't important."
Megatron: "No, no, you did.
Unknown says:
Starscream:"I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!!!! DRINKING HAS A PROBLEM WITH ME!!"
Megatron:"Please just stop drinking!"
Starscream:"SHUT UP!!!!!"
DarkMechJock says:
Dude, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked at them?
Roadshadow says:
Starscream: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...*Passes out*
Megatron: I guess Starscream has a use as a Decepticon...
NightFall says:
StarScream: Hey I think I see ....woo a minicon... Oh wait...oh that's just plain wrong...ewww.
Decepticon Commander says:
You might be a red neck if you drink purple stuff from a square.
Marv says:
Starscream: All the fish are dead, great
Megatron!
Megatron: Quick! Drive to the pet shop and
get new ones! Prime's going to
kill us if he finds out we
forgot to feed them *again*
Marv says:
Megatron (off screen):
"And this picture was taken at the Decepticon Christmas part of '89. As usual, Screamer had had way too much Enernogg again..."
Marv says:
So that's where Megs keeps his secret stash of booze! Heheheheh!!! Party time!
octanius prime says:
(decepticon laughter) ...hey screamer can ya do your cobra comander impression for us again??
azraelus says:
shhhh nobady till prim. i got his 3,000,000 b.c. energon. thats sum good stuff bot let me tell ya.
Alphatron says:
Megatron: Primus Christ!! I told you, Starscream to never go into my stash of energon!!
Starscream: {Drunkenly} But I *Hic!* thought you *Hic!* told *Hic!* that to Thunder---*Hic!*Cracker!
Demona says:
red bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiings! ......... hey it worked! oh, yeah i already had wings.
bluemoon says:
ss-this energon taste's like ----
m-starscream that is ----!
ss-tastes a bit nutty
NightMare says:
Yo man can to stay in focus ur kinda fussy dude ur one sexychick megs-thats it starscream u had too much
Anonymous says:
Starscream:*HIC* Did I ever tell *HIC* ya bout the *HIC* time I died *HIC* No seriously I di- oooh hang on *PUKES* anyways where was I o yeah I luv ya man.....
Zeedust says:
Starscream: "Well, if this worked for Terrorsaur, it should work for me, right?"
Rainbow Starscream says:
Starscream: So this is Megtron's energon? Well, I don't see HIS name on it. (Writes Starscream on cube.)Ah yeah! You're all mine, now! Megatron: Starscream! Is that my energon? Starscream: Well, it WAS your energon, but it&#
Dash Trigger says:
Starscream soon learned that this was no ordinary Energon-it had been tainted with the legendary "Purple Stuff".
Shadow Fox says:
Starscream- Hic' hic'..whoo boy this is some strong stuff..Mega-trob keeps all of the bast stoff..Hic' can't talk so druk..Hic'..just wait til I'm leaber Mega-err..guy.
ShadowDemon says:
*Starscream is dancing around in circles* Oh, I'd love to get drunk with Megatron, oh, I'd love to get drunk with Megs. We're drinking moderation, and then we run around with our hands in the air. We drink anywhere we like to, i
chinoodin says:
Today I turn 18 and the first thing I'll do is get drunk as hell withmelted Energon cubes
Anonymous says:
Screamer:BOOZE!!! BOOZE!!! MORE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!! Megs:Someone do that bastard a favor and shoot him.
Anonymous says:
(Microbots Blooper) Energy! We won't need to conserve it after tommarrow! We can bleed this planet dry!(Drinks it.)...(Burp) Oh, can i do that again? That didn't sound right.
Starscream NZ says:
Starscream: i should've never let him go....he's gone forever.....*hic*
Skywarp: who the inferno are you talking about?
Starscream: Mr Cuddles....i left him on Cybertron all those years ago....i *hic* miss his furry face and butto
Starscream says:
[Starscream is in front of the UN with camera's filming a live broadcast around theworld, discussing world peace under the sunset]and another thing - *hic* Megatron - i don't *hic* hate him, *hic* hell, my sister IS married to the guy *h
Anonymous says:
"You've lost that *hic* Looooving feeeling.. whoooaaa that *hic* Loooovvin feel-*hic*ing...
Anonymous says:
yeah after drinkin this the room is gonna be nice and stinky.
someone: Did you fart again!?!?!?
Anonymous says:
"That's my beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I really want it, That's my That's my beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I really needed it, That my beeeeeeer & you know
it's truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
omega icecream says:
starscream;i like this drink!it has a bitter taste.megatron;thats because its poison.starscream;uh oh......................
Anonymous says:
Starscream demonstrates his ability to mimic the expressions of the human infant consuming its first taste of strained peas.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: You can't stop me now Autobozos! I have all your mojo's! MWUhahahahahaha! MWUhahahahahaha! Come along Mini-scream!
Zero BlitZ X says:
Starscream:Ahahahahaaa....I know have Megatrons spark fluid now I can have his kids hahahaa
Zeedust says:
"Hmm... I get the feeling there's something wrong with this fish tank, but I can't quite figure out WHAT..."
Anonymous says:
Hmmm.... If my databank is correct, I could swear that the first energoncubes we made on earth, hadn't the purple colour yet..?
parkwood says:
You know that Megatron thinks hes so tough! but I know he really isnt, you know something else if I werent so drunk Id show him, I sure would! (burp)
Anonymous says:
Finally!!! A supersized portion of energon...and it has my name on it! :)
Anonymous says:
Taunted by his wingmates for his screechy voice, and constantly under the probe of gay rights' activists, Starscream's final plunge into the world of alcohol and drugs came as no surprise to anyone.
K-nonFodder says:
Starscream *to MCdonalds Clerk* " Miss didn't i say super sized?"
Anonymous says:
Skywarp.... buddy. I loove you! *looks at Thundercracker* And I love you. *looks at Soundwave* And I especially love you.
thexfile says:
did you always wonderd who did the crummy voice for starscreem ... whel the wink should give it away , it's the red old hag herself...
Starscream: not so mytie megatron you are the weakest link goodby (wink)
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Hehehehe... BLEH !! Hahahaha... BLAH !!
Megatron (of-camera): That's it, no more alcoholic energon for you.
Anonymous says:
STARSCREAM:I-never-hicc- liked being a-jet-hicc....whats the..hicc-point...Ican still fly anyway.....hicc!?
Anonymous says:
:After drinking Energon:
Its still not as good as Industrial Strength Floorcleaner
Anonymous says:
(singin)
"buy me a beer
2 bucks a glass
buy me a beer
cuz im freezin my ass
buy me a beer
buy me champagne
who am i kiddin
i'll drink turpentine"
(megatron points gun at starscream)
"get out, u drunk
or i&a
Star Sabre says:
screw megatron with his "your so stupind Star Scream" *hic" i'll show hi....zzzZZZzzz...I love you too megatron.
thexfile says:
Ai i'll have a sip of this her energion ... and you know... you ain't seen me ... wright !!!??
thexfile says:
Starscream : waw this new energon is some hot stuf , tis giving me a fit.... HELP MEGATRON i can't controle my face AAAAAAAARGGGGG..
Autobot bubbs says:
Soundwave: Starscream's alcahol consumption: Critical....Invervention Initiated...
Megatron: Starscream, I think you have a drinking problem.
Starscream: I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I can want any time I stop....
Thundercrack
Beast Simpson says:
Starscream: ... Bra. Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!... Boobs. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Anonymous says:
ughhh I drank way tooo much...ughhhh (turns green then barfs all over the place)
Beast Simpson says:
StarScream: Wow, this fish tank is beutiful! Man, EVERYTHING'S better when your on LSD!
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Now, for my next trick, I will ---- in Megatron's energon cube...
Astrotrain says:
*Ugh*...it looks like cybertronian energy, tastes like cybertronian energy. But brother, it aint cybertronian energy!
M says:
As punishment for what he did at transfandom.com Starscream has to drink Megatron's urine for one week
Anonymous says:
SS: Hi Megatron, I think yoursh sexy! M: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! WHO GAVE HIM THE BOOZE?!?!
Anonymous says:
I don't CARE if young impressionable children
are watching us, THIS IS THE BEST DARN ENERGON BUDWIZER EVER!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Oh, *hic* and one more thing, *hic* I think Megatron's hot. *hic* (passes out in a dead faint)
tf dutchie says:
Starscream: Iiiiih, I see three Megatrons. Megatron: Who put alcohol in it? Starscream: It must have been one of those Megatrons! Megatron: SHUT UP, you foul.
Omega Supreme says:
Starscream: AAAAHHH!!, that's slagging good energon, I'm going to take a nap now.
Anonymous says:
Megatron: ...and anosheer thing *hic* Shoundwave, you kheeps playing yer Country Mushic alla time *brap* and keeping me up alla time...*urp*.
Soundwave: We ain't going to the bar together EVER AGAIN.
Anonymous says:
"Buuuuuuurrrrrp!!!!!!! "....."Yeah, Starscream, way to go, even Megatron couldn't have done any better."
Sky-Byte says:
This is the plan Megatron. I´ll make Optimus Prime drunk with this energoncube. Than we can easy destroy him. Ha ha ha!!
Megatron: are you sure you are not drunk, starscream? That is stupid plan!
Sky-Byte says:
This is the plan Megatron. I´ll make Optimus Prime drunk with this energoncube. Than we can easy destroy him. hah ha ha!
Megatron: are you sure you are not drunk, starscream? Tat is stupid plan!
AchTee says:
Yeesss... and this is my chibified imitation of drunken-nessssss....
Thundercraker: O.o Rumble: Bwah... here's my expression of...
The Infamous One says:
Starscream: That's enough of a sample Megatron. I'll have the test results back to you in a week.
Anonymous says:
When Starscream and the other Decepticons got hooked on Energon, they started to steal from the earth, destroying property, killing innocent people and picking fights with the Autobots. Just another example of what drugs will do to you. Just say no to dru
Anonymous says:
D's (in background): Drink drink drink drink!
Starscream (after drinking it): That's some good sh:t!
Lord_Starscream says:
Ughh i don't think I can make it cap'n i haven't got the power....
Me Grimlock says:
Hey, where's the worm?? I thought there was supposed to be a worm?
The Infamous One says:
Starscream: Good, Megatron's asleep. Now it's time to play the old 'Hand in warm energon' trick.
Pokejedservo says:
Starscream's face just says it all here ladies & gentlemen.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"It's called a pink lady, and even though it's not really made from pathetic human females its still pretty good."
Anonymous says:
starscream: hey, thundercracker, try this! it's some seriously heavy $h!t
little_fly says:
starscream if i drink all this energon i am going to fall over and be drunk and sleep for a long time!!
Anonymous says:
"Hah,that's a good one,but,let me set you straight,Powerglide,I'm half in the bag and I could still beat your sorry a$$ into the ground."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"Hey,Sixshot,stop changing as fast as you can I'm not that drunk yet,it's not gonna freak me out."
Anonymous says:
All: Forget it Starscream, you'll never beat Megatron in his drinking games.... Starscream: Eaaaaahahahahahaaahaaaaa!!!! Hick,...ehehheeeheheeeeaaah! Hick! I ... beaal be leaabaa ...op .hick..bebeptii...poons.. Hick!" (
Anonymous says:
"hey don't forget to get the gold fish from the pet store." Galv: "umm...?"
Starscreem:"i love gold fish the'r so golden ^_^"
Galv:"your an idiot Starscreem!"
Anonymous says:
"....he said,"What cu want?",My plan to over throw Megatron failed last week,I wanna get drunk so I can't even speak,I wanna get high man I wanna get loose,I want a triple shot of that juice ,one bourbon,one energon,one
Anonymous says:
Starscream doesn't have a drinking problem. He drinks, he gets drunk, he passes out.....no problem!
Anonymous says:
Megatron finally discovers the real reason behind the Decepticons' energy crisis.
Blackout says:
SS:man i must be wasted. i thought i just saw frenzy with prime, if you know what i'm saying
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Smiling with relief, Megatron's only regret was that he hadn't discovered Starscream's distracting love of Legos sooner.
Anonymous says:
Drinkin' problem? I don't haav a -hick- drinkin' problem. Dis iz only my 200th cube, fer slaggin' out loud!
ionacus says:
after along day fighting autobots its time for a cube of mikes hard energon
Anonymous says:
Starscream: I just stole the last energon cube! Heehee! *runs like a giddy little girl*
Anonymous says:
99 cubes of energon on the wall 99 cubes you take one down pass it around 98 cubes of energon on the wall!
Zu Darkness says:
Messager: Mr starscream sir, there a call for you from megatron. Starscream: Tell that F-----G A------ to ---- off (Burp) I'm on my coffie break right now after that he passes outin a drunken haze muttering about megatron and his dog toto
Zu Darkness says:
Messager: Mr starscream sir, there a call for you from megatron. Starscream: Tell that F-----G A------ to ---- off (Burp) I'm on my coffie break right now
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Thrust(off screen),"It's 110% proof energon drink some but DON'T swallow it.Instead spit it out and ignite it with your null ray,Dirge calls it an energonball."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I try to take over the Decepticons no problem.
Alphatrion says:
Skywarp:Don't ya think you've had enough?
Starscream:I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I HAD Enoff (burp)stoopid skywarp YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME huh? (hic)Man if Iwashhleeder grumble grumble...(Strarscream stumbles 2 steps foward, Falls
PixieStixGirl says:
Decepticons: AAAAAH!!! He's gonna start singing!!
Megatron: Forget Carnage in C-Minor!! He's gonna sing the Titanic theme!!
*heads explode all around from the very thought*
PixieStixGirl says:
Starscream: Hee hee...now I'm gonna fly Astrotrain TO DA MOOOOOOON!!!
DarkPrime says:
I hate it when Megatron tells me to drain Trypticon's coolant... GAAGH! I think I got some in my eye!
Anonymous says:
I've got a headache this big and it's got Megatron written all over it.
Rhys says:
Having watched his Armada counterpart join the Autobot's, Starscream goes to drown his miseries at the Energon Pub!
Anonymous says:
Starscream,"O.K. one more time,Soundwave.Rumble,Frenzy,Ravage,Laserbeak,Buzzsaw,Overkill,Slugfest,Ratbat,Squawktalk,and Beastbox all live inside you.Nope still don't understand it,I better have another drink.(SLURP) And you shrink down i
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"Oh it was killing me,the lump was hugh,thank the maker the doctor drained it.No look I kept it this much fluid from my lower back."
Anonymous says:
Welcome friends eat drink be merry,for tommorrow we could all be dead,...or Armada.
Anonymous says:
(Mocking Megatron)"Starscream, you get the urine sample from Trypticon..."
Anonymous says:
"Cripes...it's always the three Burrito Supremes, then the Pepto Bismol..."
buddhaquest says:
He He... and the doc said he doubted I could fill one of these things... I need a nap, where'd that photo of Prime with his tranforming cog hanging out go to?
Anonymous says:
Starscream loses his inhibitions and does his best Minmei impersonation.
Anonymous says:
(Starscream);Decepticons,feast your eyes on your new leader. (Megatron); You 're either lieing or you 're stupid. (Starscream); I'm-stupid! I'm-stupid! (Megatron); For once Starscream, we agree. (All the other deceptico
DarkPrime says:
Megatron: "Darn it, Starscream! I'm starting to worry about you. Every time we go out drinking with the other 'Cons, you always order one of those girly drinks."
Starscream: "Who are you to question my lifesty
Quintessa says:
Starscream samples the new Habenero energon formula. SS:Wooooweeee!! Thats gonna burn on the way out.
Quintessa says:
SS: Strange...this almost tastes like Keopectade... Thundercracker: *Snickers*
SS: Oh crap! Litteraly!!!
Anonymous says:
Megatron: What's going on here?!
Thundercracker: Well Starscream needed a little energon
Skywarp: Yeah, he said he only needed one
Megatron: Well he looks like he had more than one!
Starscream: gulp....who's your daddy?!
Maximus Prime says:
So I get all this for only a dollar more than the large and free refills. You've got to be kidding
Anonymous says:
MEGATRON: Our new method of creating energon from plant matter has been perfected. Starscream will now volunteer to test it (cocks fusion cannon and points at Starscream).
STARSCREAM: (takes big gulp, pauses)Woah man! Look at all the colours. I'
Anonymous says:
Finally!!! After a long, hard day of work, I'm getting a huge serving of energon.
Anonymous says:
SS:Drinking milk oil from female Decepticon breastplates does MY body good!
Anonymous says:
99 bottles of energon on the wall, 99 bottles of energon,
take it down, pass it around, no more bottles of of energon on the wall.
Rhys says:
STARSCREAM: BLARF! That's the last time I eat anything Megatron offers me... OH PRIMUS! (Blarfs again).
MEGATRON: He,he,he. Sucker.
Rhys says:
"They told me it's energon, but I know they're just trying to feed me the Stunticon's used axle grease. They won't get me, he,he,he...Primus I'm thirsty (gulp). Hm, not bad..." (falls down and
Rhys says:
For attempting to overthrow him again for the 9547654th time, Megs put Starscream on urinal sanitation duty for the next three months. And since Greenpeace threatened to set their pet hippies on them (gulp) if they dumped the waste in the ocean, Starscrea
TM2 Dinobot says:
Now my little cyberfleas can have fun swiming all day long! Back and forth bac... Wait an Autobot-slaggin minute! Where'd my fleas go?! OH NO!!! FLEAS CAN'T SWIM!!!
TM2 Dinobot says:
Look! I mailed in all my Transformer points, and they sent me this Olympic size cyberflea swiming pool!!! Only $19.95 S/H!!!
Sepultron says:
*Hic*- I know! Let's call it the "Official Transformers Brand Collector's Convention"! *Hic* Yeeeaahh!
TM2 Dinobot says:
SS: Hey look!! Wana see my cyber fish? HE'S SOOOOOOO CUTEY WOOTY!!! Oh boy! Fishy go bye bye!
Megs: You did it again, didn't you?
Sky-Byte says:
I make Megatron drunk, than he is easy to kill him and than I'm the new leader of the Decepticons! ha ha ha!!
Anonymous says:
" Ah, after a long day of fighting the Autobots, there is nothing like a good container of Energon on the Rocks. "
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
From his diabolical hideout atop Mrs. Witwicky's roof, Starscream willed this Halloween's Trick-or-Treaters to come *just a few steps* closer...
Saiya_maximal says:
Then the day finally came when Starscream realised he was hooked on Pepto Bismol Starscream: I-I have a problem
Anonymous says:
Octane: God... It's no wonder you got killed in the movie... Starscream: C'mon, buddy... Have a taste...
Anonymous says:
Is this energon cube 3/4 full or 1/4 full that is the question. For Starscream blasting his foot off, being blasted into ashes, and turned into ghost to possess idiots like Waspinator left him feeling empty after downing this energon.
Anonymous says:
Every morning Starscream found a nice fish tank of Domestos hit the spot
Megaplex says:
hickup.....oh yeah! well......---- you Megatron! It's all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hickup..., oh primus, I'm gonna pass out! I feel sick,....and I like it!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Red Bull. It gave me wings.....no wait that was the ark."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"This? Its my cybersperm sample.WHAT!YES IT'S ALWAYS THIS COLOR!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Yes we beat the Autobots nows the perfect time to CyberGatorAid Megatron
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"WAITER,could I get a slice of human for my drink."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Megatron,you got me a cyberfish tank for my birthday.....you do care(sniff)."
Skyfire the Artist says:
Starscream realizes that the contents of the fishtank and the toilet were mixed up.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Whoa,heh one to many energon drinks I gotta go to the little Decepticon's room and drain my little Starscream."
Anonymous says:
[Unicronâ„¢ off screen] "Look at you Starscreamâ„¢, you drunkin' fool. If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. There ain't no way, no way you come from my loins!"
TheRo-Man says:
"Hi, it's your old buddy Starscream here again talkin' to you about my new favorite drink. Electric Coolade®. I have to tell you, fighting the Autobots 5 days a week sure gets me thirsty. And those sugary Energon drinks
Ricochet says:
SS: Hopefully these nuclear waste will kill Megatron if he drank it. MEGS: Starscream you idiot, you fail to posion me and gave me a good drink.
davewelttf says:
Starscream: THE LAST OF THE ENERGON! IT'S MINE ALL MINE! (takes a large gulp) MINE ALl...Mine...(falls to the floor and spills it all over then passes out)
Anonymous says:
Starscream: "Whoa, maybe it's about time I cleaned my fish tank."
Anonymous says:
After seeing himself on Armada, Starscream vomits all of his energon into a vat.
