Starscream & Megatron with helmets

trailbreaker says:

What are you looking at?!?!

Frenchhorngirl says:

Even Decepticons couldn't help but do this with pipe cleaners.

Evil Eye says:

Proof that not all 3rd party add on kits are worth the money.

Zeedust says:

Starscream: "but we've already GOT helmets!"
Megatron: "Just wear the damn thing so they'll let us ride the dirtbikes, will you?"

Zeedust says:

Megatron and Starscream loot Primacron's hat rack. They're... disappointed at the results.

Mad_Mexicoy says:

We're gonna look sooo cool when we ride our bikes

Michael9R says:

Special action pay one get two

DarkMechJock says:

So, Starscream, would you explain the rules of "Calvinball" again?

Scatterlung says:

Quickly, Starscream! If we put these on, we can pass ourselves off as people from Tron!

Dclone Soundwave says:

With these helmets Starscream, those aliens can't read our thoughts!

......What the hell happened to you?!

I just finished watching Signs , Okay?

DestronMatrix says:

megatron:"with our new x-box live headsets we will finally be able to beat the autobots."

Starscream:"but mighty megatron why not just blowup their base?"

Megatron:"your an idiot starscream once we frag the autobots online t

Roadshadow says:

Megs: Soon Starscream, we shall beat MegaMan.EXE at his own virtual game...of EATING PIE!
Starscream: God you're stupid.

Dragonoth says:

Megatron: "With these personal hologram generators, we'll never worry about a wardrobe malfunction again, like when Soundwave's stockings tore. Do you have a better plan for tricking the Autobots?"
Starscream: "Yes! I can try to

Starbeam says:

These "dorky-looking" helmets will protect us from Professor Xavier's mind control. But, why did Magneto just GIVE them to us?

Warhead says:

But the gypsie said it would work?......

commander setinel says:

WHAT!!!... everybodys doing it!!!

Demona says:

megs: ..............................................what?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Those foolish flesh beings at Nokia, what do they know? Starscream: So thats a know to a 3210?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Those foolish flesh beings at Nokia, what do they know?
Starscream: So thats a know to 3210?

Anonymous says:

"I am Megatron! Leader of the Decepticons, and the most powerful being in the universe! And if I say that we are going to wear stupid-looking hats, WE ARE GOING TO WEAR STUPID-LOOKING HATS!!

Shadow Fox says:

Megatron- Well they were popular on cybertron when I bought them 1 million years ago..I bought a whole box, so you better get used to wearing them..cost me a years supply of energon!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Did you hear something?
Starscream: No, now put your beerhat on so we can get some booze and watch the superbowl.

Zeedust says:

The Decepticon football team in all its glory... Which is, admittedly, not much.

Goblez says:

Starscream : dude....Child tracker is so gay..
Megatron: dont be silly this way you wont be abductucted!

menasor says:

Megatron & Starscream in ViRtuaL StUpIdIty

Minicle says:

Megatron: That human had better be telling the truth about these helmets curing chrome chipping.

Minicle says:

Starscream: This is stupid.
Megatron: SILENCE, we'll show these Humans who the real masters of Killfighter X 4D are.

ultramegatron says:

megatron: i know we look like morons with theis but their the best cell phones i could aford

K-nonFodder says:

so that is why all the decpticons are made fun of soo much

thexfile says:

Starscream : megatron helmet on !!!

Megatron : why i'm the leader of the desepticons for cybertron sake , and it makes me look like a dork... only autobots weare such stupide divices..

Starscream : megatron stop your wining helmet on !!! or

Anonymous says:

Before the whole problem on Cybertron, Starscream was a master at making evil plots until one day, Megatron: What? This is magnetic?!

Dean says:

Megatron: yes we get to play G.I JOE for once

Rhys says:

MEGATRON: Bwhahahaha! Thanks to the inspiration I gained from that human TV show I saw yesterday, we now posses the ultimate in surveilance equipment.

STARSCREAM: So what does it do 'almightly Megatron'.

MEGATRON: We will be able t

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Why do we have to wear these stupid things?
Megatron: They are the perfect disguises! The Autobots won't even notice!
Starscream: ..that's it, I'm not lacing his energon anymore, this is too frightening.

Ben says:

let us rule the world with this mind control thinges

Anonymous says:

I just hope that Starscreams personality isn't catching.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: We are now ready to enter the world and take it over!
Starscream: I get dibs on the TwinBlade class!!!

TF2-TonePrince says:

Starscream:...So VR really does giv you headaches...
Megatron:Shutup, Starscream, I'm selling mine on e-bay

Anonymous says:

"Mom! Starscream and me's goin' out to ride bikes, ok?""Be back before supper! And take a jacket!"

Ricochet says:

Meg: So this is the shield those people were talking about to stop radiation from cell phones. Starscream, in case you didn't notice, we DONT USE CELLPHONES!!!

Anonymous says:

I swear we are not gay!

Anonymous says:

Gettin' ready for Jackass 2!!!

Anonymous says:

ok I jump off the building and then you'll do it too?

Jade says:

Ok boys you can't leave till you put your helmets on.

Anonymous says:

Starscream:I gonna kick your shiiny metal ass. Megatron:First off the whole shiny metal ass thing is from Futurama, 2nd I'm gonna kick yours ass.
(Megatron turns on video game system to reveal it's Pong)
Megatron:Take that.
Starscrea

Anonymous says:

starscream: come on, its protects your head like the human's version does.
megatron: you idot! *throwing the helmet* WE ARE MADE OF METAL, WE HAVE BUILT IN HELMETS!!!

zach says:

oh come on Megatron this helmet makes me look fat

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Ground control to Major Tom... slag this has got to be your lames idea ever Starscream.
Starscream: *thinking* Everybody has to be a critic nowadays....

Anonymous says:

ah ha! now that we look just like the sharkticons we can swim for free!

Anonymous says:

See Starscream my helmet is bigger than yours!

Anonymous says:

Ss: Slag, that helmet makes him look hot.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: It's time for us to look into the futre Starscream...

Starscream: The future Megatron?

Megatron: Yes... the future my spineless power hungry lackey... ALL THE WAY TO THE YEAR 2000~!!!

Beast Simpson says:

Time to infiltrate the Tenesee Titans Fortress!!

PlasmaRadio says:

Megatron: "Now if we can just beat Bumblebee and Spike at the next Cybertronian Christmas Party..."

PlasmaRadio says:

Megatron: "Says here it prevents 10% of all brain injuries."
Starscream: "I like those odds."

Anonymous says:

Megatron and Starscream were worried that their new Beer hats wern't official St Patrick's Day Guinness Hats.

Anonymous says:

Trick or Treat!

Anonymous says:

"ok megatron, you ready to play lazer tag?"

Anonymous says:

(grumbling)"I still don't understand why we have to wear these dumb helmets while we're skating hmph."

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Megatron , How are we gonna defeat the autobots once and for all , with Xbox live????

Chrono says:

Damn you autobots, stop laughing at us

Anonymous says:

"YOU SAID THERE WAS NO FILM IN THAT CAMERA!"

Anonymous says:

Starscream: " Do I look fat in this helmet?"
Megatron: " For the last time, NO, now shut up and lets get going."

Broadside says:

New at the Paris Fashion Show this year..... Robot cyber helmets seen here modelled by two decepticons.

MindWipe says:

so i said hey sexy...! do you mind this is a private conversation we are having you inconsiderate fool!

Anonymous says:

yay this will surely atract the female autobts yee hah were gonna hav a full little house tonite

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Starscream, where DID you find these things.

Starscream: They were in the crackers Rumble bought for christmas.

Megatron: Ah, remind me to send Frenzy out for those next year.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Hey! You copycat thief!

Megatron: Me? I'm the one who claimed being a dinosaur for Halloween first so shove it!

Shadowen says:

STARSCREAM: I must admit, this is one of your better plans, Megatron.

MEGATRON: Thank you.

STARSCREAM: This helmets that beam HBO directly into our visual receptors rock!

MEGATRON: I know. Now shut up! Sex and the City is on!

Anonymous says:

Quick, Starscream, hide these helmets before the Fashion Patrol attacks!

Unicron says:

Megatron: Why do i always get picked as quarterback in football?

Potimus Prime says:

Megs: Come to think of it, I always have wanted to look like a douchebag.

Anonymous says:

They'll NEVER be in our secret club.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I got mail! YAAHH! I got mail! I got mail! I got mail! I got mail!

tfpredaking says:

Are you sure Karaoke will destroy the Autobot's Starscream? Trust me Megatron, I've heard Soundwave doing this!!

Battle Angel says:

Behold, the putdown-o-tron! It repeats my favorite saying! "Starscream you're an idiot!"... "Starscream you're and idiot!"...

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Now i'll give you a beating from thirty feet away.

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: I don't like these helmets Starscream, there so last millinia. STARSCREAM: Oh I agree wholeheartly Megatron, besides, it makes your head look fatter. MEGATRON: Shut up you fool before seen you to Cybertron's furthest moon...vi

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Hello Mr. Witwicky; this is your friendly local telemarketer offering a good deal on- *clik* Damn.

Anonymous says:

Megs: I'll put this happy helmet on Prime AND MAKE HIM FEEL HAPPY!
Star: Happy, happy, joy, joy.

Anonymous says:

yall know lazer tag was the ish back in the day

gabriel says:

Meggy:Snarl gave us werid bike helmets!

Anonymous says:

3...2...1... Blast off!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Yes Lord Vader, we have reached the main power generators, the sheilds will be down in moments. you may start this landing. Megatron: Thats IT...... i've had enough of this stupid game of yours Starscream.

Anonymous says:

Megatron (reading label): "Warning: May cause Dry Mouth, Anal Leakage, Halitosis, Nausea, Insomnia, Acid Reflux, Rust, Impotence, and Blindness. The Cyberotinator 5800 is not for everyone. Consult your local Doc Ratchet for details."

MEGATRON says:

wit these masks will disquse areself has pokemon and be populr and take ovet the world
starscream: um... sure pokemon died out along time ago megatron: shut up my plans is goof and its the best

BumbleBug says:

S: Does this hat make my head look fat?

M: No the hat doesn't but the ego does!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Look! Autobots are stealing our energon! Megatron: Where?! Starscream: Ha ha! Made you look! Megatron: (mumbling) Stupid helmet wearing sissy.

Anonymous says:

What are youlooking at. We are lodge brothers. Hail Murray the lazy eyed catfish!

Anonymous says:

Unbeknownst to either Starscream or Megatron, Optimus Prime had secretly lined the inside rim of those helmets with industrial-strength super glue. Bad Optimus.

Anonymous says:

Ok, this time im Space Man Spiff.

Anonymous says:

M: So, you say that if I put this on, I will become infinitely smarter than the Autobots? Unknown Decepticon "Soon-to-be-fusion-cannon-fodder" scientist: Of course! I've already tested it on Starscream, and look how smart he&amp

Anonymous says:

Megatron: This looks like Starscream's brain, 'cept it's about five MILLION sizes larger!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: You expect me to wear this stupid thing? Starscream: Hey! This thing is cool! Nightpaw: Why? Because it matches your purse?

Anonymous says:

M: Look at this thing, it's not gonns fit. It doesn't even match the shape of my head. Ss: (mumbles to himself) Yeah, the helmet's about 10 sizes too small.

Alexander says:

Megatron: I dont need a retard helmet!
Starscream: Sure you dont, and I am Optimus Prime.

Anonymous says:

Alright Hats On Its Time For Our Play Richard The III.

Anonymous says:

Megs: I'm sorry Soundwave, I simply cannot wear this. It makes me look like an idiot. Ss: (thinking) Like you really need any help.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Let's play football!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Soundwave it is not what it looks like!
Starscream: He made me put this silly thing on!

Anonymous says:

M: Can't believe starscream talked me into going with him to the "water buffalotron" meeting... hope nobody I know will see me.

Anonymous says:

Screamer: Dude! With these new satelite reciever helmets I get the Spice channel! Megs: 7h353 h3lM375 R0>

RandomFerret says:

Finally, this proves it. None of the Transformers are wearing helmets, their heads are just deformed.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Okay people! Put on your thinking caps!"

Air Dawg says:

Megatron: Here's the deal, Starscream. We'll see who will be the leader of the Decepticons. We play Ghost Recon for Xbox Live!

Starscream: Yes. But if I
win, I'm the new leader.

Anonymous says:

Damn these oversized football helmets!

Ravage says:

Megatron: With these helmets, we could see into the future!
Starsceam: So, you kill me in 2005, I come back in third season, not seen until Beast Wars and get a crappy Armada update?
Megatron: Yes.
Starscream: Just shoot me now.
Megatron: Ok
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gabriel says:

Megatron:these Baseball caps look like Snarls Back!

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons prepare to film their own remake of "Easy Rider".

Anonymous says:

Can you hear me now...?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Time to put on our thinking caps!

Starscream: Oh Boy!!

Anonymous says:

allright, let's play ball!
42! 33! hike!

Anonymous says:

Your an Idiot Starscream, when we put on these helmets we can slip by the Autobot defenses and destroy them all. STAR: Thats all well and good Oh mighty Megatron but it seems to be messing up my inhabitions chip *begins singing and dancing to folk music*

Anonymous says:

Okay Starscream Let's burn some rubber on these 8 feet tall Harley's!!

genocide says:

Megatron: "the mission is to look like we are on crack...mission successful!"

Anonymous says:

[Megatron thinking] I shall enjoy destroying Starscream...at least in cyberspace!

Sledge says:

"Here Starscream.....these will hide your bad haircut!"

Anonymous says:

Wow! With these helmets, I don't even have to lift a finger to hunt those Autobots!

Anonymous says:

I'm telling you, I'll get helmet hair!

ringrust says:

In a last ditch effort to boost ratings, the XFL added a new team.

Anonymous says:

Megs: And you say that these things can transmit cyber pawn star :oh yeaa

Anonymous says:

Megs: How many channels did you say this thing could receive?

ishmael says:

megs: i've heard of safe sex, but this is rediculous! ss: are your sure we're puttin them on the right head?

Anonymous says:

What ?!!... You went over my helmet ?!

roll out says:

(megatron looks at a disapointed loking soundwave) What? Do you have a better idea for beating Optimus?

Riptide says:

Megatron: (to screen) "What are you looking at [i]human[/i]?"

Unicorn says:

Megatron- "WHO You calling FAT BUTT!!?

Anonymous says:

Meg: HEY! Why doesnt get the porn channel too!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: What are you laughing about, fool?! There is nothing funny about this picture.

Starscream: If you lick the reciever it tastes like Thundercrackers butt. Megatron: ... hey you're right.. how strange.

Windcharger says:

Megatron" OK I'll wear the helmet but I ain't wearing the mittens!"

Anonymous says:

Starscream, d'you really think the female decepticons love this?

Soundwave says:

megatron:with these helmets i just made we can diguise our selves as autobots
starscream:good ill be prime then
megatron:no ill be prime
starscream:no me
megatron:then i guess ill have to shoot you boom

Anonymous says:

M:When we slip by their security systems by wearing these helmets, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.
(a human in the background): stupid idea. (Megatron shoots him) such heroic nonsense

Metroplex says:

M: Starscream, with thses new helmets, we can finally have x-ray visions! S: Y would we want to have x-ray visions? M: Think Acree S: Hmmm... ah! EUREKA! M: YES! Whoa, is that a spy? NOOOOOOOOO! OUR PLANS!

Unknown says:

Megatron: Good.Nobody's watching. Put this on. Starscream: Why? Megatron: I've heard humans saying of something called "safety" and they say this has something to do with it.Starscream: What are we doing that'

ToXmAn says:

i think they found us !!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Power On! (You know from Captain Power...nevermind...Hey I don't judge You!)

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Since we can't win this war, Who's up for riding Go Carts?!? Starscream: Oooo.. I call Dragstrip!!!

Fortress Maximus says:

Megatron: Did you just say I look like a girl?

*BLAM*

Galvatron says:

Megatron: What the hell is that smell, Starscream?

Starscream: -Whistles-

Firefly says:

eeee...
i rode the short bus to school!

Houndx says:

Megatron: Is this really my color, Soundwave?
Starscream: I look like a red fool.

Anonymous says:

Megatron(to G1 Decepticon army): And now, with these helmets, we will take control of all the minicons and kill Rad and Carlos!!! Rumble(offstage): But if we have control of all the minicons... couldn't we take over the universe? Megatron: Shut u

Riptide says:

Megatron: What do you mean, I have to wear this to Botcon?

Anonymous says:

Would you like fries with that!

Anonymous says:

(Starscream, thinking) Well, at least I can destroy Megatron in cyberspace and get away with it!

Anonymous says:

What do you mean we have to pay?

Pokejedservo says:

Megatron: Do these things come in different colors? Nelson Shin (offscreen): Purple or Pink. Megatron: We'll take Purple then.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: No! It's not what you think!
StarScream: Then what of that special moment we shared? Don't deny your love for me!

Anonymous says:

Screamer: Blast it all, now my head is stuck between my shoulder extensions. Help me, Megatron! Megs: The things I have to put up with...

Anonymous says:

Megs:And now when I put this... hey, wasn't my gun a bit larger than this?

Hotrod says:

Give me your helment Starscreem.Never It came to me my precious my precious helment.

Anonymous says:

Starscream is thinking "MUhahah, its just a matter of time till i stealmegatrons helmet and get to wear 2 Helmets ! Muahhahahahha!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Alas, poor Xeon..." Starscream: " I have the weirdest feeling we've done that."

Anonymous says:

"Okay...now you run down the block a ways and we'll see how the range is in these things. the box says 30 yards."

Anonymous says:

So this is the new cyber hair dryer?

Anonymous says:

MEG: IS THIS A HELMET
SS: NO YOUR MOTHER´S HEAD YOU FOOL

danny says:

Do I look fat in this?

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

Meg: Look Starscream, I captured a Forretress without a PokeBall!!!!! SS:You moron!!! This is Transformers not Pokemon!!! Meg:I'm a Pokemon Master!!! SS:(thinking to self) I know Armada sucks but Megatron is taking it too hard....hmmm...at this r

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Good Heavens! These things are hideous! Starscream: And they give headaches, too!

Anonymous says:

Whit this helmet we can play the sims, you are mommy and iam daddy,

Shadowman says:

Megatron: With these helmets, we can hear what the other is thinking...STARSCREAM!! YOUR FIRED!!!

The King says:

StarScream are you sure these things work?

genericanimefan says:

Big Bots in party hats... Megs: And now, I eat the hat!

Vector Sigma says:

Megatron:"Hey give us a break Will ya?? It's National Bicycle Safety Week!"

Doktor Bo says:

Megatron: Look like a highly advanced hairdryer... No use for us! Starcream: Damn, it suited me so well!

Suzuki says:

You put it on, and then you ask me every five feet "Can you hear me now?"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: We'll stand a better chance against the Autobot's football team now that WE have helmets!!!!

Hairball178 says:

Megs: This isn't going to swap our brains, is it?

Starscream (to himself): He's on to me...

Bumblebee says:

Megatron: Do you hear that Starscream!? They want more!!! D*CEPTICO-N*SYNC IS popular!!!

Starscream: ...I WILL get you back for this...

(off screen)
Soundwave: It's show time!

FortMax says:

Megatron: My walky-talky ran out of batteries

Anonymous says:

"These helmets Starscream make us look even more proposterous than those wretched Gobots!"

Anonymous says:

starscream:like it?, i got it on ebay?

TeleTran2005 says:

S: Would you like that Supersized?

Anonymous says:

M:"I wear the helmet so that the hot dogs don't steal my ideas!" S:"Damn, he's lost it!"

Anonymous says:

and I shall where my secret club hat

Anonymous says:

But Megatron, Chuckie Cheese syas to were your helmet.

Anonymous says:

"Quick--get your helmet on and we can play laser tag!"

Avatar says:

What do you suppose it is Megatron? ... I believe it is a helmet, Starscream.

NateTheMan says:

Starscream-"Hey, let's go ride our bikes!" Megatron-"But it chafes me so... look!"

Anonymous says:

These will prevent the aliens from knowing what we are thinking! Haven't you seen what they done to our crop fields?!

Anonymous says:

Finally a hat the can satisfy three female autobots at once!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Well the store was out of Fez's so I got these instead. Starscream: My god we look like Crash Test Dummies on a hot date

Anonymous says:

Starscream "I still think we'll get recognised in public Megatron". Megatron " You idiot Starscream!"

Anonymous says:

It'll be matching tracksuits next???!!!

Anonymous says:

I truly hope that noone out there is watching right now.

Anonymous says:

I am going to kill the writer for this

Anonymous says:

Starscream your plan to disguise us as Britney and Christina had better work.

Anonymous says:

you mean to tell me if we put these on they will cancel Armada?

astrotrain's first friend says:

Starscream: err, why are we whering these things anywayz?
Mges: Cause im dumb and your dumber

Anonymous says:

With these Starscream, we'll play Rugby better than ever before!
Muhuhaha

Anonymous says:

Now I can Chew Starscream's ass out without the rest of the minions listening in.

starscream88 says:

Megatron and Starscream preparing to have "sex" from the Movie Demolition man.

Scourge says:

Megatron: You can't even beat me at bumper cars Starscream! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Anonymous says:

Megs: Stop watching me undress!

Anonymous says:

Just don't sit on them, okay?

Anonymous says:

When Decepticons go mosh pitting.

Anonymous says:

Megs: For your information, this ISNT part of some secret plot to destroy the Autobots, we're just trying to steal cable. Screamer: Hey! I can pick up Armada in my head! *cringes* Look what they've done to me...

Anonymous says:

Sharkticon party hats.

Anonymous says:

Megatron looking at director: Now explain to me again- what the hell is the purpose of this scene?

Anonymous says:

What you looking at mega freak!!!!

Firestorm says:

Megatron and Starscream prepare for Sturgis.

Anonymous says:

Ready to dirt bike?

Dynamus Prime says:

Starscream: Testing, 1, 2, 3...Welcome to McDonald's...
Megatron: Hey! I think they broke mine!

Anonymous says:

S:It's a very simple plan Megatron we just attach the shop surveillance domes to our heads and we can see in all directions at once.

Anonymous says:

Can you hear me now? Good.
Can you hear me now?
Megatron: If you don't stop being annoying, you will be wireless!

Mirage says:

the next boy band

Anonymous says:

Meg:And under the next one is... an even smaller one!

Anonymous says:

Director: OK, Megatron, your line is..."Do you want to supersize that combo?"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Hey, maybe if we wear these helmets, we can have a Transformers Football Video Game!

Anonymous says:

Starscream:Why the HELL do we have to wear these fµ©kin' ugly long range communicator helmets if we have built in comm-links!??? Megs:Becuase I said so,ga$$hole!!! Starscream to himself:Stupid slaghead! Megs:I HEARD THA

Anonymous says:

M:What are they tuned into to Starscream? S:It's the police scanner.M:Quick take them off!

Windcharger says:

Megatron and Starscream dress up in they're Sharkticon costumes.

Starscreams Ghost says:

"Megatron I never knew you thought that way about me!

Voodoo says:

...You would tell me if I look stupid with this on, right?

Stryder says:

M: A new VR helmet? Cool!

Anonymous says:

M:Starscream show the boys and girls at home what it looks like when it's finished.

Optimus Primevil says:

M: Isn't this the same helmet wheeljack used to boost the dinobots brains?

Anonymous says:

You went over my helmet???

Galvatron says:

MEGATRON:WHERE ARE THE BEERS OF MY HELMET!? STARSCREAM:I DON´T NOW!(SLURP)

Chachi says:

M: "Decepticons! Put on your thinking caps, so that we can devise a way to vanquish the Autobots forever!"
S: "Awwh, I hate these goddamned hats!"
M: "Quiet, you."

Anonymous says:

star: paten pending!

Anonymous says:

Megetron: Hey! That guy with the camera is trying to steal the blue-prints for our spiffy hats!!!

Anonymous says:

Just as we did with the Target-Masters, with this minor accessory Hasbro has given us, we can suck another $49.95 from the flesh creatures, without being anything new! Mhmhmhahaha!

Skyfire the Artist says:

Hey, the draft picks for the Packers went better than we expected.

mouse says:

Megatron and Starscream are ready to lock and load, but why would two powerful Decepticons need helmets?

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON:This is how we'll kill the AUTOBOTS...QUESTWORLD style! STARSCREAM: Call me Jonny Quest.

Anonymous says:

Starscream:ok Megatron take off your brain crcuit scrambler now what do ya see?

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons dress up in their Batman costumes.

Anonymous says:

All your helmets are belong to us!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

gabriel says:

Can i ride my bike?

Anonymous says:

Megatron and Starscream recreate a memorable "Demolition Man" scene...

The Matrix says:

We are now offically............whats that term again?

Royal says:

Megatron: What? Why are you looking at me like that? I've always use this mind-controlling device on my warriors! SO GO AWAY!

Blast Cannon says:

Starscream: Megatron are you sure this new sex mind technology works?

davewelttf says:

stagehand:Excuse me Mr. Megatron,its showtime.
Megatron:Damn it! And we were so close to destroying the Autobots!
Starscream: Hmmph I'm not even in this episode!

Anonymous says:

Startscream>*Why are we wearing these rediculous helmets Megatron ??!*
Megatron>*Because,were going to play the new Transformers game you ningcompoop!*

Anonymous says:

Always wear your helmet.

Anonymous says:

"We're playing Xbox Live!"

Shermtron says:

Megatron and Starscream ready for a game of NFL Fever!!!!

Anonymous says:

(megatron)" this new butt plaug atachment should really hit the spot dont you think?" (starscream) *speechless*

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Why do we to wear helmets for the Sci-fi convention?!? Megatron: Maybe you should quit whining and deal with it! (Starscream picks up his helmet and pokes Megatron's eye with the helmets antennae)

Royal says:

Megatron: Remember kids, safety first. Always wear your helmets when riding a bike.
Starscream: Umm...Megatron this isn't GIJOE.

Royal says:

Megatron: NO we are not having virtual sex you idiots! This isn't Demolition man! Pfff..

Anonymous says:

"With these head sets I purchased from a car boot sale starscreem, we can change our voices then turn the lights off and frighten Rumble and Frenzy when they come in."