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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Blitzkriegh

Blitzkriegh has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Security Guard looking for his walkman

Guard- Hmmmm....where'd I put that Lion Tape?
Soundwave- Ravage, Rat-bat! Overkill, Slugfest. EJECT! Operation: Maul!

: the next day the place was depleted of its electricity and the guard out cold. Funny thing was Slugfest accidentaly stole the

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscream- RUMBLE! GET THE GIANT BUG REPELLANT QUICKLY!
Rumble- On it!
: When Rumble and the other casseticons came back it was too late, Screamer was gone and the bugs were extremely fat :

Scourge playing in the sand

Galvatron- Why oh WHY is scourge playingin the sand?
Cyclonus- Starscream....but thats my guess...
Starscream's Ghost- Unicron said that revive amulet was somewhere around here!!!

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

: At the latest 80's retro con :
Cyclonus- I thought we were the most popular 8-'s toon!?!
Quintesson- We are, the only thing is we ended up in the He-Man section...
Cyclonus- He man?!?! THIS MORE LOOKS LIKE A COMBO OF IT AND VOLTRON!
Quint

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