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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Cobalt Prime

Cobalt Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

Honey! It's not what it looks like!

Autobots raising their hands

Ok guys, before we embark on this mission, who needs to leak lubricant?

Megatron's decapitated head

Towards the end, "The King of Cons" had undergone numerous cosmetic surgeries, relied heavily on dark energon and Jaam just to enter stasis lock, and had been accused of the molestation of several protoforms...

Wreck-Gar holds Sari upside down

Unfortunately, Wreck Gar's new $250 third party exclusive "Jetwing Sari" came with loose, floppy joints right out of the package.

Alligatorcon and the Autobots

Crunch all you want. Hasbro'll make more.


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