Cobalt Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Honey! It's not what it looks like!
Ok guys, before we embark on this mission, who needs to leak lubricant?
Towards the end, "The King of Cons" had undergone numerous cosmetic surgeries, relied heavily on dark energon and Jaam just to enter stasis lock, and had been accused of the molestation of several protoforms...
Unfortunately, Wreck Gar's new $250 third party exclusive "Jetwing Sari" came with loose, floppy joints right out of the package.
Crunch all you want. Hasbro'll make more.
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.