Soundwave: Hey um...what's with the case? Guard: I don't know I was lookin for me walkman. Soundwave: Uh...is that what the was? I thought it was a frisbe.
Soundwave: Pssst! The case it's full of the good stuff...not that!
Soundwave: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wonder about the amazing world of freezer burn? Then come on down to Fridge Land!
Bombshell: SWEET BUTTERY GOODNESS! I left all my con- coins back at the base!
Bombshell: Whelljack never do karoake again.
Bombshell: WE'RE OUT OF SPAM!?
Rumble: Your shaking that...why? StarScream: The damn thing won't transform into something portable!
Rumble: StarScream why are you punching that thing? StarScream: It ate my dollar!
Rumble: Uh, StarScream? What are you doing? StarScream: It's a saturday and I don't have a date what do you think?
StarScream: I specifically asked for a red bug!
StarScream: Megatron's gonna be pissed that we messed up his statue. Rumble: Maybe he won't be able to tell.
StarScream: I wonder what would happen if I *lifts the wings* Bug: OUCH! Jeez watch it buddy!
StarScream: HEY! This looks like my prom date! Rumble: I bet it does.
StarScream: This looks totally like me. Rumble: Yea...Soundwave bring the needle.