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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by dar2ne

dar2ne has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Starscream: *thinking* (A flying rock?! ...*sigh* At least he doesn't think of something stupider, like a giant purple griffon or something...)
Megatron: My weapons should be awe inspiring and terrifying at the same time, bearing the Decepticon colo

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Starscream: That babebot Arcee gets my rocks off.
Megatron: ...
Starscream: ...
Megatron: ...
Starscream: ...Primus, I feel SO stoned-

*Megatron slaps him off the edge*

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