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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by darxide

darxide has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus and Slingshot re-enact a scene from the Ambiguosly Gay Duo...

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

I ment Galvatron. I was too busy laughing to think straight.

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Cyclonus: Um, Megatron, there's something on your head.
Megatrom: Is it a spider? Get it off.
Soundwave: No, it's not a spider.
C: Yea, it's kind of blue and fuzzy.
M: Like a blue spider? Get it off.
S: It's not a

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

"Incomming message from the Big Giant Head...."

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