Decepticon Spike has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron: It's a pity you Autobots die so...wait, what are you doing...I didn't say stop.
And after that, Teletran-1 was able to pick up the Spice Channel.
Copying off of movie Bumblebee, Hound plays "Baby Come Back" as Spike leaves.
All: We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!
Galvatron bows after giving a stirring performance in "Death of a Salesman".
Galvatron: It's just a jump to the left!
Cyclonus: And then a step to the right!
Soundwave: With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight!
All: but it's the plevic thrust that really drives you insane! Let's do
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