Captions by Deceptiman

Man, why did that laxative have to be disguised as Coke-Flavoured energon!?

Starscream: I need to sleep
thrust and soundwave: i hear you man
Megatron: GET UP, DUMBASSES! YOU MUST BE THE LAZYEST 'BOTS I EVER DAMN WELL MET!!!!!

Optimus: I GOT YOU NOW!!!
Director: CUT! that was great!
Optimus: Have you seen alexis nude yet?
Starscream: hehe yes, i took a picture of her too, have a look!
Optimus: this is priceless!
Starscream: I Know!
Alexis: what are you two on about?
Star

This is my first HALO Jump into decepticon territory... oh man! i forgot to pack the parachute!

Demolishor: HAHA! Suddenly a icy blue Car with Dark blue decals comes past. The guy reveals himself as brian o'connor. Brian: Kids! Jump in!!! Alexis, carlos and Rad: Ok! *door shuts and everyone is in* Step on It!! Brian: OK! *deep throaty rumbl

Megatron: hello Squid-- what happened to you? Thrust:My name is thrust! T-H-R-U-S-T! and i fell out of the sky. Megatron: Serves you right for drinking what humans call "lager" hey, squidhead?

Megatron: hello Squid-- what happened to you? Thrust:My name is thrust! T-H-R-U-S-T! and i fell out of the sky. Megatron: Serves you right for drinking what humans call "lager"

Galvatron: Yaarrgghh! *rip* Oops. Spike: Galvatron! You Incompetent fool! You Are Supposed To Throw the ball so i can catch it. not so it goes through the glove!

Galvatron: This Is Dumb. i should be at home playing on the computer!
Tidal Wave: You Said It Man! Screw Aerobics. Computers Are Cool!
Galvatron: Lets Go.
Instructor: Where are you going?
Both: Home.

Tidal Wave: *singing while dusting with his bum and waxing floor at same time* Galvatron: Beat it, Doofus!

Starscream:I Found the road runner! Im Chasing It! Road runner: Beep Beep! *sticks tounge out* Starscream: Why You Little! Just wait until i catch you!

Starscream: Yay! Pretty Girls And Shade! *trips On Rock* Oof!

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