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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Dirge

Dirge has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Transformers celebrate the New Year

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the Arc, Swindler had some fun with the angel in the dark. Crasy ol Grimlock had too much to drink, and Kup kept pouting "What will Optimus think?!" Bumblebee opened a present in his stoc

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

All the decepticons silently stare at the strange antics of Ramjet and Shockwave. Somewhere off in the distance, a dog barks.

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup pays up for the
robostitute as Hot Rod touches her gigantic hand.

Kup holding an Energon goody

Glowing Bar: We meet again Kup, although this time I have the advantage

WWE meets the Decepticons!

After incinerating his opponent with laser blasts, Starscream's wrestling career was ended as quickly as it began.

Unicron reading a magazine

At last we descover the source behind Unicron's no gas giant diet.

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

:: Dirge is singing :: Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild! HOLY ---- IT'S BW MEGATRON WHO JUST CAME THROUGH THAT TIME WARP...:: get's munched :: Yaaarrrgggh!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver:you guys from the 70s right, damn hippies

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