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Dirge has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the Arc, Swindler had some fun with the angel in the dark. Crasy ol Grimlock had too much to drink, and Kup kept pouting "What will Optimus think?!" Bumblebee opened a present in his stoc

Dec 30, 2003

All the decepticons silently stare at the strange antics of Ramjet and Shockwave. Somewhere off in the distance, a dog barks.

Sep 20, 2003

Kup pays up for the
robostitute as Hot Rod touches her gigantic hand.

Sep 20, 2003

Glowing Bar: We meet again Kup, although this time I have the advantage

Sep 20, 2003

After incinerating his opponent with laser blasts, Starscream's wrestling career was ended as quickly as it began.

Sep 18, 2003

At last we descover the source behind Unicron's no gas giant diet.

Aug 9, 2003

:: Dirge is singing :: Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark...all the dinosaurs are running wild! HOLY ---- IT'S BW MEGATRON WHO JUST CAME THROUGH THAT TIME WARP...:: get's munched :: Yaaarrrgggh!

Jun 21, 2003

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver:you guys from the 70s right, damn hippies

Feb 6, 2002

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