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dismembled has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Sgt Epps: Holy f***!!!

Left soldier: What in god's name is that?

Right soldier: ARGH!!!

Sgt Epps: Screw fighting for my country! I don't get paid enough for this. RUN MEN!!!

Jan 5, 2007

Grimlock: "I saw Optimus kissing... Santa Claus. Underneath the missletoe last night."

Bumblebee: "Eww did he really?"

Kup: "Sure did. I saw him to."

All: "EWW!!!"

Dec 22, 2006

*Waits patiently* Is this ever gonna change? Someone please do something! *Starts to pull hair out and throw items around house* ARGH!

Oct 25, 2006

My gosh! Is this ever going to change... What's it been now? 5 weeks, maybe 6? *Yawns* The least they could have done was put a half decent Transformer up...

Oct 16, 2006

Optimus: "Oh my god I'm still here... How many weeks has it been now... I've lost count..."

Sep 18, 2006

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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