Captions by fishyofpain

Optimus: I told you, Chip... Stop downloading porn on teletran 1... We have virgin eyes here. Bumblebee: OOH... What's the hole for??? OOH...

Bumblebee: Gee thanks, a mint condition Bumblebee of ebay... What the? No pretender shell? Cheap bastards...

*if anyone wants pictures of he australian soundwave, email me at ultimateozaru@hotmail.com and i'll get some for you*

*just to explain the below caption, my little cousin actually OWNS an Australian Soundwave. It's actually kindof cool, despite it's slight disproportionate nature. The below caption was not intended as an insult*

Galvatron: ...and that's when I traded him in for an Australian Soundwave. Of course, he didn't work very well without the windup-key. Cyclonus: So THAT's why he wasn't in the show very much after the movie...

Guy on Futurama: Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!! (Flips switch and magic window into the future opens) BC04 Hasbro Rep: And may I present the '05 series, Transformers: Public Service Enforcers! Futurama guy: Well doesn't that just s

Rumble: I'll never understand why humans find this so invigorating... OOH! HUMAN ON THE TRACKS! *Now I know why...*