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Sep 19, 2005

Janosz Poha: Why am I drippings with goo?
Ray Stanz: Man, I love you.

Apr 4, 2005

Dreads: It's OK for, Darkwind, at least you can drink yours! What the heck am I supposed to do with this drink?

Jan 6, 2004

Grimlock's dad helps Dirge learn the breaststroke. Next lesson, Dirge actually gets wet.

Jun 25, 2003

After Wheeljack's infamous helium boots disaster, Prime had to hold onto Red's hand at all times for fear of him floating away.

Jun 25, 2003

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