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Jackwipe has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

I couldn't be a cool shark, or, or like a submarine with missles or anything like that? Holy crapticon, I'll be dead in two episodes.

Jul 27, 2006

New Pretender shell they tell me. Cutting edge 'robot in disguise' technology they said. Look at this thing. Hmm, I wonder if the Autobots are hiring.

Jul 27, 2006

...left 2, 3, 4, , spin right, plant aaaand end with jazz hands. I'm not going over the dance for the theme song again, this is the last time!

Jun 26, 2006

A 6 wheeled dragster...Oh, sure, you just scream 'Earth vehicle'. 'Robot in disguise' you ain't. Now lay there until you get with the program flunky.

Jun 19, 2006

Do you see this giant orange cannon on my arm? Do you remember what happened to Starscream? "Too good for Manasor's arm...." Who the hell do you think you are? Give me 20 more push up's now! And stop crying!

Jun 19, 2006

Generic repainted foreign knock-offs unite!

Jun 15, 2006

Hi, Ahm Soundwave. This is muh bruther Shockwave and my uther bruther Shockwave.

Jun 14, 2006

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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