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The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

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Look, it's the headmaster Totumpole!

Sep 29, 2003

boy, am i f&micro;&copy;king tired!

Dec 25, 2002

Rhinox: Optimus, does this beast form make my ass look fat??

Feb 1, 2002

Gort: Your right miss, this new model does have great handling. Does it come with free Air bags standard??

Feb 1, 2002

Girl: If have never been on a double date quite like this before.

Gort: Well, the good part is you only have to make dinner conversation with one of us.

Jan 31, 2002

Girl: Did you want to be a headmaster when you were little?

Gort: Yes I did, but I almost didn't make it into training school because they said I had a swelled head.

Jan 31, 2002

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