The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Kelvint
Kelvint has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
"I've been driving for 15 hours straight..."
"Quit showing off, I stabbed a woman in a pub in Berlin."
"Bah! I once sexually assulted a horse in Berlin."
"How is it you primitive Autobutts never got around learning about mass displacement???"
Brawn over brains: You interrupt our transmission, I piggy back your Soundwave!
