The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Mechalemmiwinks
Mechalemmiwinks has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Prime: As you can see, teenage human males lack the intelligence to know that they cannot continue to climb a ladder while you hold their legs.
Aaaaaaand this is the Chinese Knock-Off Transformers Prime Optimus. Now, the joints flop around a bit, but he's 1,000 times the size of the official figure. I can't promote buying a knock-off, but this figure is well worth the $15 (plus $20 shipping) you
Ratchet: So, do you think Arcee would want to become a Headmaster?
Wheeljack: ...
"Wheeljack, if I were a truck and not an ambulance, I could've had a V8!"
"Okay, so this should move this way ... but it doesn't. What? What do you mean 'Action Masters don't transform'? Who would buy this? Who is this marketed to?"
