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Me Autobot, me play joke, me put exhaust fumes in your Coke.

Feb 28, 2007

People wanted THIS for the movie?! I can't even bend my god damn knees.

Sep 4, 2006

One Cleveland Steamer coming up!

Jun 24, 2006

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One bold paparazzi narrowly escapes with his life, and this snapshot to get a pic of the allegedly still living Larry Fine working in his garden at this secluded Pennsylvania garden.

Feb 23, 2005

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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