The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Pathopax
Pathopax has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike: I call top bunk!
Optimus: I have err, "minor" leakage issues. But this new metal diaper allows you to see when I need a change...
In constant sorROWS through his days..
You gotta purdy mouth! Now SQUEAL like a piggy!
Blitwing: Why the mouth guard? Afraid Michael Bay will give you buck teeth in the next film?
Scrapper: Can you read my mind?
Blitzwing: Layoff smoking the Dark Energon Crystals, will ya? You're creeping me out!
