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wait.. what part of mirage is this? oh, gawd...

Sep 24, 2007

Hound: How very odd, Spike. I thought only the female of your species bled there?
Spike: . . . . Hound.. I need a doctor... NOW!

Aug 3, 2007

Spike: Aw c'mon, Hound. Look, dammit! Can you tell?
Hound: I refuse to participate in this..
Spike: C'mon, can u tell I've been working out?
Hound: I'm not listening *LALALALALA*

Aug 3, 2007

Spike: I'll be right back, Hound.. No one, and I mean no one calls me chicken!
Hound: Spike, wait! My sensors are detecting a concealed weapon!

Hound: ¡¡¡Spike!!!

Aug 3, 2007

Man.. another Chinese bootleg.. Oversized-oversized Optimus...

Feb 26, 2007

Zarak and Scorponok: Where Are They Now?

Feb 25, 2007

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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