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Captions by Pursuit

Pursuit has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

YOu only have two incomplete Aeiralbot costumes?

Thats it I'm checking out amazon.

Aug 9, 2004

And you thought the mafia wouldn't be able to collect from you. They always have ways of breaking both your arms and legs.

Aug 9, 2004

I told you Gambling would cost you your arms and Legs

Aug 9, 2004

Damn. I'll get nothing on ebay for these broken guys.

Aug 9, 2004

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Oy..Fighting Decepticons makes me
Shvitzing Inmy Aching Nikagazoints

Sep 10, 2003

Oooooooh!!!!
Smooooooth!!!!

May 27, 2003

No... Seriously guys it was this big before the Sharkticon got away...

Aug 26, 2002

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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