Captions by Q42

SS: "Blast it! How did you know it was me?!?"

WJ: "Well, that high-pitched evil cackle, your big red shoulder jet intakes, and that plug-ugly Optimus mask you walked in with were kind of a dead giveaway...."

Blitzwing: Hey, Astrotrain, I think I found your gun.
Astrotrain: Really? I thought I'd left it behind when it fell into the sewage dump.
Blitzwing: Yeah, well, you might want to give it a good cleaning, and maybe put it in baking soda for a while.

Somehow, I don't think that this stuff is "Eau de Cologne"...

"Jeez! When Unicron sneezes, everyone catches a cold!"

"If I'd just stayed in the family restaurant business, this never would have happened...."

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?

AAARRRGGHHHH!!! It's in my ear! It's in my EAR!!!!!

I'm gonna need one long shower after this...