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Q42 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

SS: "Blast it! How did you know it was me?!?"

WJ: "Well, that high-pitched evil cackle, your big red shoulder jet intakes, and that plug-ugly Optimus mask you walked in with were kind of a dead giveaway...."

Apr 27, 2005

Blitzwing: Hey, Astrotrain, I think I found your gun.
Astrotrain: Really? I thought I'd left it behind when it fell into the sewage dump.
Blitzwing: Yeah, well, you might want to give it a good cleaning, and maybe put it in baking soda for a while.

Apr 7, 2005

Somehow, I don't think that this stuff is "Eau de Cologne"...

Apr 7, 2005

"Jeez! When Unicron sneezes, everyone catches a cold!"

Apr 7, 2005

"If I'd just stayed in the family restaurant business, this never would have happened...."

Apr 7, 2005

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?

Apr 4, 2005

AAARRRGGHHHH!!! It's in my ear! It's in my EAR!!!!!

Apr 4, 2005

I'm gonna need one long shower after this...

Apr 4, 2005

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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