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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Rodimus sucks

Rodimus sucks has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Hot Rod catches a fish

One moment you're fishing pulling a Michael Jackson on this little boy Daniel, next thing you know I kill Prime and practicly steal the Matrix! Man, could I suck more?

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Rumble drives of fast after shooting Xzibit for the unauthorized pimping of Dragstrip!

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Galvatron: Damnit! -snif-snif- I stepped im Wheelie!

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