Captions by Scantron

Galvatron: OK, nobody move...I just lost my contact.

Whee.

Kup: That's right, that's right...the first hit's free. No, it's good, c'mon, don't you trust me? You'll love it. Try some, you pansy.
Hot Rod: Word.

Minister: As Unicron's new spokesperson, I must say the following: The Autobots are nowhere close to stopping Unicron. Optimus Prime does not have the Matrix. The Autobots simply want to destroy Unicron because he has oil. Autobot charges tha

Unicron: I'd like to get my live hard point into her Powerlinx connector...

Woman: Left, left! No, too far. Move him a bit more to the right. No, my right. You two are the most incompetent interior decorators ever.
Jazz: We'd have gotten some action by now if we'd pretended to be poolboys, like I said...but