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shadex has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

primal: oppy want cake oppy want cake

prime: for christ sake i'm driving as fast as i can

Jan 13, 2005

prime: you know primal i'm glad were open about our relationship
primel: oh my god you can talk

Dec 15, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

monster1: ok so it was good idea to make the autobots think we were sexual predators where did our plan go wrong
monster2: when you went into wheelie's room

Nov 2, 2004

monsters watching a richard simmons video

Oct 29, 2004

after coming out of the new TF movie
take a guess weather it was good or bad

Oct 26, 2004

springer:alright who's been screwing with the cement mixer bumblebee i'm looking at you

Oct 26, 2004

you know son there comes a time in every man's life when...holy crap a giant worm's attacking the ship

Sep 28, 2004

**i don't care if your just a space ship i love you god damn it

Sep 28, 2004

i don't care if your a space i still love you god damnit

Sep 28, 2004

african lion safari ain't got nothing on this

Sep 28, 2004

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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