The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by sonic boom
sonic boom has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
unicron: yay! now that you are roughly my size, we can both collect peruvian stamps!
galvatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
unicron: oh, i knew i shouldn't have had all those italian meatballs...... what? they were planets? WAAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE BEEN VIOLENT! (flushes himself down toilet)
bumblebee: OUCH! bad dog!
ravage: it's not my fault your arm smells like dog food!
starscream: oh, here comes galvatron!
galvatron: cyclonus! people will think that your SHAGGING him!
cyclonus:?
starscream: oh, roll on armarda......
