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Megatron: Why must we pose for that slaggin' fleshing tv show "Robot Chicken"?

Starscream: Because, ALL MIGHTY MEGATRON, in Episode #700-06 "Fire on the Mountain", that rusted piece of Scrapmetal Ironhide had to say the line &

Do I look like Bender Bending Rodiquez, did I say 'Bite My shiny metal ass'??? Besides, that's not even my ass....Wait...DO AUTOBOTS EVEN HAVE ASSES?

And Now, Optimus Prime and Spike Witwitcky to there rendtion of that City Direction and Distance Sign from the TV show M.A.S.H.

Fine, It's True...My origin is that I'm chinese, I wore a prostetic Faceplate and Optic Sensors to make me look American.....My mother was so ashamed that I turned my back on my heritage, I...just....just.........

Excuse me Officer, I was drunk in a bar, they THREW ME INTO PUB-LICK!