Captions by teejimusprime

do you think the decepticons got mad that mr bay brought in r2-d2?

uhm, i think that should be the least of our worries

r2-beep boop beep(pick me up!!)

no r2. play dead, scopornok is coming

(if youre confused, look at dudes right arm, behind i

prime: i've been playing red light, green light for the last 3 weeks..cliffjumper, when are you gonna turn green

cliffjumper: thats up to seibertron

Prime: you'd think with all the money to do a live action movie. They would atleast make me look better then this

Starscream: Atleast you don't look like my mother and waspinator had an intimate moment to make me in the new movie

michael bay: OK CUT..ok lets try that again

bruticus: i know i should've gotten a better agent..or atleast waited til the sequel

New reporter: today we've learned that robots can aswell spontaniously combust.

Bruticus: %&*#@%#!@^%#!$#*^!%#(!%#^!%#^!%#@ :(

BOOOOOM

know i understand why dad told me not to take drugs!! man i'm trippin

decepticon offscreen: i guess thats a face only a mother could love

submarauder:i don't have a mother...

Optimus: me prime kick butt
Grimlock: no me grimlock kick butt
prime: yeah i was making fun of you
grimlock:me think prime got screw loose