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THYFLESHCONSUMED has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Prime: "Oh Man I Am So Wasted!"
Quint: "Dude, I Know, I Know!"
Prime; "No, But I Am SO Wasted...">laughs"..I Mean I Am SSSSSOOOOO Wasted!"
Quint: "DUDE: I KNOW!" (under breath) "jesus christ&quo

Oct 12, 2005

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Gladiator-

Oct 12, 2005

"......But If You Cheat Us........WE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oct 12, 2005

Prime Learnt The Hard Way Not To Involve Elita-1's Mother In Law With Divorce Proceedings

Oct 12, 2005

Damn Rubicks Cube

Oct 12, 2005

Prime: "How Do You Know If Your Lawyer's Well Hung?"

Quint: "I Have No Idea!"

Prime:" You Can't Get Your Thumb Between The Noose And His Neck!"

Quint:"SHARKTACONS!!!!!!!"

Prime:"It Wasn&#0

Oct 12, 2005

During The Course Of The Never Ending Franchise Wars, Season 1 Prime Often Found Himself Confused When Confronted With The Quintessons.
Quintesson: "No NO NO!!!!!!!"
Prime: "My PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

- oh dear god -

Oct 12, 2005

Quintesson: Sorry, I've Peaked

Oct 12, 2005

The Adventures Of An Ordinary Bot At War With The Everyday World..........

(Falling Down)

Oct 7, 2005

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
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		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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