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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Vardamir

Vardamir has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream: "ehm, i will get used to this!! i like to be prime, many girls asking my signature, and pose with them, ugh so glad i'd this suit!!!"

Perceptor wields a pencil

Perceptor: "i wonder why they doesn't make a pencil for my size, it's barely impossible for me to write down my name!"
Prime: "it's OK perceptor, i can accept your complaint about the pencil, but if you don't mind, plea

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