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vash has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

cyclonus: man starscream you have such a nice ass.
starscream:I know optimus and most all of the decepticons told me, however optomus was better than you, you big purple teletubie.so get off before i sick pimp daddy megatron on your ass!

Jul 30, 2002

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

what is it about my feet that you find so amusing.

Jul 30, 2002

Bend down a take it like the wusses you are!yeah!Suck it!

Jul 25, 2002

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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