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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Welcome to Carbombya!

Welcome to Carbombya!
106 comments
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106 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Decepticon Stryker says:

"Welcome to Carbom- Casey, where are you going? Casey? Casey?"

Sep 19, 2018

Nemesis Maximo says:

Here lies Optimus Prime
Too bad he couldn't stop on a dime

Apr 10, 2016

DeathReviews says:

Hmmm. Nope. Too easy....

Mar 28, 2016

o.supreme says:

that sign clearly says 4-.000 PEOPLE .... wth???

Mar 21, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Where men are men, and camels are nervous.

Sep 15, 2015

Evil Eye says:

Casey Kasem leaving the show was this country's fault.

Aug 22, 2014

Zeedust says:

Most of the people had left when they saw what the city was going to be named.

The camels stayed, because they couldn't read.

Aug 18, 2012

Heckfire says:

Still more politically correct than Skids and Mudflap.

Dec 16, 2011

Zinger says:

Me: Darn it! I KNEW I should've takne that left turn at Albuquerque!

Aug 2, 2007

Myriagon says:

Starscream: This isnt the trading forum!
BB: I thought you said you wanted to go to Carbombya.
Starscream: Yeah but....

Aug 14, 2006

bringo says:

Must have taken that wrong turn, eh?
Oh you wanted to see the camel shows?

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

That many people!
That many camels!
You make the call!

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

On let the beastality begin!

Aug 4, 2006

starscream_the_eternal says:

I wonder if Bush had had this picture could he have stopped the attacks. I mean if cartoonists from 1987 knew of a terrorist threat over there then what the hell are we paying the CIA and the FBI for!

Apr 12, 2006

Unknown says:

Whenin Carbombya, do what the Decepticons do, GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 8, 2006

ranotops says:

am i the only one who noticed the name "Car-Bomb-Ya"?...omg thats horrable!

Feb 23, 2006

Kamakaze Thrower says:

WTF are they recognizing the camels? WHO CARES?

Nov 30, 2005

bringo says:

Atleast they have camels.

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

I made a wrong turn. And found my self here...

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

6 camels for every guy?

Nov 16, 2005

Castle74 says:

This marker was all that was left after the B-52s payed a visit. And I'm not talking about the band!

Sep 14, 2005

Phasewing says:

On the other side of the stone marker, it reads:

Dead population: 345,582PU... [Some of the back is scratched off by vandals.. who've added the letters PU].

Octane: Who the hell put -that- there? o.O

Jul 14, 2005

Magnus says:

Animator: Hey, check out this drawing. I thought we could use it in Thief in the Night.

Producer: [laughs] Yeah, that'll go over real well with the PC crowd. You want to get us fired?

Animator: Relax, it's just a joke. I wasn't really

Jul 11, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Sign on Cybertron:

Population (Dead): 1 million and climbing, thanks to Megs.
Population (alive): Ummm...let's say 326.

Scourge: God, no wonder Megatron sucks as a sign maker.

Jul 10, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

(Sign in the southern hemisphere)
New Zealand
Population: At least 4 million people, and 20 million sheep

Jul 3, 2005

Starazor says:

Frenzy *reads sign and grins*: CAMEL-TIPPING TIME!
Rumble: You're out of ritalin again, aren't you?

Jun 28, 2005

trailbreaker says:

Hillary Clinton holds a candlelight vigil for the dead terrorists.

Jun 21, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Darn they forgot to add "and a home for various Muslim Terrorist jokes since 1987", I wonder why?

Jun 20, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Also 10,000 dead muslim terrorists."

Jun 16, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

*Meanwhile out in the desert near Carbomya*

Octane: Oh wait, wait!! Damn I thought that was the next Decepticon base...

Trypticon: I thought I was?!

Octane: Galvatron fired you remember?

Trypticon: He did too!! I'm gonna stomp his @$$ to

May 25, 2005

shepp says:

The highest paying job in Carbombya City must be Camel Pooper-Scoopers, oh, and it must smell really really bad...

May 24, 2005

Zeedust says:

On the other side of the world, a sign reads:

WELCOME TO SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!
POLULATION5
63,374 PEOPLE
100,000 COFFEE SHOPS

May 23, 2005

skyshadowprimus says:

Bush: OMG look at that, there is a country of camels, there population quota clearly means they are treating the natural people as slaves.

We must go in and liberate the good people of this land.

Rumsfeld: But sir, why not just use the real reason,

May 22, 2005

Armbullet says:

The best vacationing spot on this side of the planet!

May 22, 2005

Chromia says:

....and not a potty in sight.

May 21, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

That's not sand.

It's Camel dung.

And that's not a welcome to Carbombya sign.

It's the top of the Carbombya city hall.

May 21, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Kup, "Carbombya City huh. Gotta bad feeling about this. It reminds me of that time in Decepticonambushya City...."

May 21, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Hey look it's a Sandstone!

Yeah ok that really stunk.

May 20, 2005

Acelister says:

The birth place of the CEO of Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts.

May 20, 2005

dolenarda says:

For something other than "I can't deal with that now", Magnus decided it was time for endorsements.

May 20, 2005

Damolisher says:

No Fanatics! Not even TRANSfanatics!!!

May 19, 2005

AutobotGeneral says:

Democrat: Hey Bush look there! another country with Oil!
Bush:You fools for the last time we didn't go for oil. And for the record the WMD thoughts were not my fault they were the CIAs!
Dem:See he admits he went for oil!
Bush:SHUT UP
Dem:now he&#

May 19, 2005

AutobotGeneral says:

*below rest of inscription (which should be in arabic btw)*
'welcome to the city that caused cliffjumpers and teletrans voice to change!'

May 19, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Desert traveller: F-f-four people and t-t-t-ten thousand camels? Partttttyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

May 19, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Welcome to Carbombya Sand Day Celebration!
Camels welcome!

May 19, 2005

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

& due to it being in the middle of the middle east, their toy venders can't seem to get any new transformers.

.....but they have a whole crapload of Alt Tracks & E- Ultra Magnus they can't get rid of.

May 19, 2005

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

...but I didn't want a carbombya ad on my tombstone....I wanted pepperoni...

May 19, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Chessy announcer,"You've just won an all expense paid trip to beauuutiful downtown Carbombya,where you'll spend 2 amazing weeks at Jamil's Camel Grotto featuring the Hot Sand Gardens spa! But the fun doesn't stop there,oh no,you&#

May 18, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU DO NOT NEED GLASSESS(Spaceballs reffrence)

May 18, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Damn Coke machines in Carbombya sure look strange.

May 18, 2005

Vile MK III says:

Carbombya City
Population
4,000 People
1000 Camels
Over a million Terroist.

May 18, 2005

wavelength says:

bush; they have nukes! america invade
army; aaahhhh! camels!
b;the brits have nukes invade
army; ahhh ghosts! [insert image of the ww2 raf]

May 18, 2005

Prime Nova says:

It's a good job we are heading for New Zealand.

Barrrr

May 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Carbombya Twinned with:
Baghdad, Iraq
New York, USA
Milan, Paris

May 18, 2005

Zeedust says:

Good thing the camels can't read, or this could lead to something ugly. Fear the Camel Rebellion!

May 18, 2005

Exulted Unicron says:

DUDE! Where's my camel?

May 18, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spary painted along the backside:

Jamil was here!

May 18, 2005

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid rock.

May 17, 2005

Gigatron1 says:

Osama Bin Laden once again eludes U.S. captors by seeking refuge in the one place so obvious that American forces continue to overlook.

May 17, 2005

Acelister says:

No terrorists have ever come from Carbombya. Curious, given the City's name...

May 17, 2005

Acelister says:

So that they could save money on Stone work, the Carbombian government decided that for each new born, they would sentance an old person to death. Little did they forsee the baby boom of 2006...

May 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Today: Wedding of Princess Vespa
Tomorrow: Bingo!

May 17, 2005

Ransom says:

The ruler of Carbombya and his advisers had only one complaint about the commissioned marker: the stars did not look like them in the least.

May 17, 2005

009* says:

"Coming Soon: Starbucks!"

May 17, 2005

darkwind25 says:

...and one Burger King.

May 17, 2005

darkwind25 says:

At the bottom of the plaque, a tiny inscription reads: Future home for "Friends".

May 17, 2005

Massdestruction says:

After the 3rd mason dropped dead from exhaustion while chiseling the city marker, the Carbombya City council realized that carving the population in stone was very shortsighted.

May 17, 2005

Marv says:

Note: We know the name of our town is a lame joke, but it was the only compromise everybody could live with...

May 17, 2005

Marv says:

(continues on other side) 9 Autobots, 7 Decepticons, 6 Nebulans, 3 Minicons, 1 Quintesson, 2.5 gobots....

May 17, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS

Home of the Carbombya Bazarr!

May 17, 2005

Unicron44 says:

God:Hay you camel, I can start sand on fire.
BOOM
God:Jesus Christ!
Jesus:Yes.
God:Get the VW Beetle!
Jesus:I could, but it's really a Transformer!
Bumblebee:Hay, do you guys need a ride.

May 17, 2005

Dragontron88 says:

All we need now is a wel-fare office, wal-mart, and a McDonalds, ad we'll be on the map

May 17, 2005

Master Force Skyfire says:

Carbombya City: Where cars and jets are robots, men are men, and the camels are nervous...

May 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS

Future site of Home Depot

May 16, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

The other side says "You are now LEAVING Carbombya City!"

May 16, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"...where we wear robes because the camels can hear a zipper a mile away!"

May 16, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

The next marker over said "There used to be 20,000 camels, but we opened McDonalds."

May 16, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Last chance for gas for 1,452 miles."

May 16, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Etched on the other side was a fitting tribute to Joe Camel.

May 16, 2005

Daaron says:

Mistaking the name of the city for a fact George W. decided to inva-(um liberate) the city from terroists and GTA gamers.

May 16, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Bush: "There are weapons of mass destruction in Carbombya City!"

May 16, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"10,000 Camels," a "10,000 Maniacs" tribute band, was so popular in Carbombya they etched every performance in with the country's vital statistics.

May 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Excerpt from The World Travel guide:Carbombya City
-More humps per Sq mile than anywhere else in the world.
-Carbombya City has a booming camel dung removal industry.
-Home to the world's largest amusement park water rapids ride,The Tryticongo.
-

May 16, 2005

IcelandicBoy says:

I'm getting the feeling the guys at Seibertron.com are running out of material here....

May 16, 2005

HardHead says:

With starvation looming on the horizon, each member of Carbombya city had only 2.5 cigerettes each in their ration packs. Since they had forgotten to half the cigerettes, infighting brought the once great city to it's knees..

Several thousand year

May 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Traveler 1,"10,000 camels? Ohhhhhhhhhh I just thought the women were realllly ugly."

Traveler 2,"Haha,dude you hooked up with a camel!"

Traveler 1,"Yeah funny how she looked just like your mom."

Traveler 2,"Ohhh

May 16, 2005

Massdestruction says:

In a far away city, where vehicle disquises would be out of place, the BEAST modes are born. Of course all the beast modes have to be camels, so everyone had to change there names to be camel related. ie. Humpamus Prime.

May 16, 2005

Air Dawg says:

Carbombya only has 4000 people?! Nuts to that.

May 16, 2005

Ravage XK says:

Shame you cant see the neon sign above that says " 25,400 Burgers sold this year"

May 16, 2005

Powermaster Jazz says:

And they're starving?

May 16, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Whatever happens in Carbombya City STAYS in Carbombya City.

May 16, 2005

Acelister says:

If you think that's a lot of camels, you should see the city 4 miles east of Carbombya...

May 16, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Octane: Come ON Trypticon...man what the hell is WRONG with you?

Trypticon: I-I'm afraid of Camels!! What if Galvatron found out about our secret?

Octane: Oh ****...how many times have I gotta tell ya Tryp? Ol' purple gay bot Galvy couldn&

May 16, 2005

Shermtron says:

screw carbombya i want to go to that red head chicks house on before there was carly..

May 16, 2005

Acelister says:

The largest mass grave in history...

May 16, 2005

Minicle says:

Carbombya, a place where the Camels are hot, and the people take advantage of it...

May 16, 2005

Minicle says:

Perceptor: Sunsteaker, I seriously doubt Prime would have wanted this put on his Tombstone.

Sunstreaker: But, it's all the rage.

May 16, 2005

Road Turtle says:

If I'm reading this correctly, that's 4.000 people and 10000 camels. That's not a city, that's a Camel Ranch!

May 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Good news! Bin Laden has been sighted in Carbombya! Bad news, he's inside one of the camels...

May 16, 2005

Acelister says:

Hot Rod: "Car-Bomb-eeya City? I don't want to enter a city where part of the name is Car Bomb..."
Kup: "Settle down, lad. I'll be perfectly safe."
Hot Rod: "Why will you be safe?"
Kup: "I'm not a car,

May 16, 2005

Acelister says:

In Carbombya City, Camels ride YOU!

May 16, 2005

DeltaOmega says:

was here

May 16, 2005

Ratbat says:

Casey Kasem must've been outraged when he found out that there was another TRANSFORMERS episode with a stereotypical portrayal of Arabs. (In 1986, Casey Kasem didn't retire from TRANSFORMERS voice-acting--he quit!) =(

May 16, 2005

Ratbat says:

In Carbombya City, camels outnumber people 2.5:1.

May 16, 2005

tequila stu says:

man those people must be tired with that many camels. hehe

May 16, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS

AND 1 RACIST
MONUMENT MAKER

May 16, 2005
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