The Ultimate Caption Contest
Welcome to Carbombya!
106 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Decepticon Stryker says:
"Welcome to Carbom- Casey, where are you going? Casey? Casey?"
Zeedust says:
Most of the people had left when they saw what the city was going to be named.
The camels stayed, because they couldn't read.
Myriagon says:
Starscream: This isnt the trading forum!
BB: I thought you said you wanted to go to Carbombya.
Starscream: Yeah but....
starscream_the_eternal says:
I wonder if Bush had had this picture could he have stopped the attacks. I mean if cartoonists from 1987 knew of a terrorist threat over there then what the hell are we paying the CIA and the FBI for!
ranotops says:
am i the only one who noticed the name "Car-Bomb-Ya"?...omg thats horrable!
Castle74 says:
This marker was all that was left after the B-52s payed a visit. And I'm not talking about the band!
Phasewing says:
On the other side of the stone marker, it reads:
Dead population: 345,582PU... [Some of the back is scratched off by vandals.. who've added the letters PU].
Octane: Who the hell put -that- there? o.O
Magnus says:
Animator: Hey, check out this drawing. I thought we could use it in Thief in the Night.
Producer: [laughs] Yeah, that'll go over real well with the PC crowd. You want to get us fired?
Animator: Relax, it's just a joke. I wasn't really
Roadshadow says:
Sign on Cybertron:
Population (Dead): 1 million and climbing, thanks to Megs.
Population (alive): Ummm...let's say 326.
Scourge: God, no wonder Megatron sucks as a sign maker.
Masterpiece Prowl says:
(Sign in the southern hemisphere)
New Zealand
Population: At least 4 million people, and 20 million sheep
Starazor says:
Frenzy *reads sign and grins*: CAMEL-TIPPING TIME!
Rumble: You're out of ritalin again, aren't you?
Pokejedservo says:
Darn they forgot to add "and a home for various Muslim Terrorist jokes since 1987", I wonder why?
DarkDranzer says:
*Meanwhile out in the desert near Carbomya*
Octane: Oh wait, wait!! Damn I thought that was the next Decepticon base...
Trypticon: I thought I was?!
Octane: Galvatron fired you remember?
Trypticon: He did too!! I'm gonna stomp his @$$ to
shepp says:
The highest paying job in Carbombya City must be Camel Pooper-Scoopers, oh, and it must smell really really bad...
Zeedust says:
On the other side of the world, a sign reads:
WELCOME TO SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!
POLULATION5
63,374 PEOPLE
100,000 COFFEE SHOPS
skyshadowprimus says:
Bush: OMG look at that, there is a country of camels, there population quota clearly means they are treating the natural people as slaves.
We must go in and liberate the good people of this land.
Rumsfeld: But sir, why not just use the real reason,
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
That's not sand.
It's Camel dung.
And that's not a welcome to Carbombya sign.
It's the top of the Carbombya city hall.
Road Turtle says:
Kup, "Carbombya City huh. Gotta bad feeling about this. It reminds me of that time in Decepticonambushya City...."
dolenarda says:
For something other than "I can't deal with that now", Magnus decided it was time for endorsements.
AutobotGeneral says:
Democrat: Hey Bush look there! another country with Oil!
Bush:You fools for the last time we didn't go for oil. And for the record the WMD thoughts were not my fault they were the CIAs!
Dem:See he admits he went for oil!
Bush:SHUT UP
Dem:now he&#
AutobotGeneral says:
*below rest of inscription (which should be in arabic btw)*
'welcome to the city that caused cliffjumpers and teletrans voice to change!'
darkwind25 says:
Desert traveller: F-f-four people and t-t-t-ten thousand camels? Partttttyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
& due to it being in the middle of the middle east, their toy venders can't seem to get any new transformers.
.....but they have a whole crapload of Alt Tracks & E- Ultra Magnus they can't get rid of.
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
...but I didn't want a carbombya ad on my tombstone....I wanted pepperoni...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Chessy announcer,"You've just won an all expense paid trip to beauuutiful downtown Carbombya,where you'll spend 2 amazing weeks at Jamil's Camel Grotto featuring the Hot Sand Gardens spa! But the fun doesn't stop there,oh no,you&#
Arc the ZAKO says:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU DO NOT NEED GLASSESS(Spaceballs reffrence)
Vile MK III says:
Carbombya City
Population
4,000 People
1000 Camels
Over a million Terroist.
wavelength says:
bush; they have nukes! america invade
army; aaahhhh! camels!
b;the brits have nukes invade
army; ahhh ghosts! [insert image of the ww2 raf]
Zeedust says:
Good thing the camels can't read, or this could lead to something ugly. Fear the Camel Rebellion!
Gigatron1 says:
Osama Bin Laden once again eludes U.S. captors by seeking refuge in the one place so obvious that American forces continue to overlook.
Acelister says:
No terrorists have ever come from Carbombya. Curious, given the City's name...
Acelister says:
So that they could save money on Stone work, the Carbombian government decided that for each new born, they would sentance an old person to death. Little did they forsee the baby boom of 2006...
Ransom says:
The ruler of Carbombya and his advisers had only one complaint about the commissioned marker: the stars did not look like them in the least.
darkwind25 says:
At the bottom of the plaque, a tiny inscription reads: Future home for "Friends".
Massdestruction says:
After the 3rd mason dropped dead from exhaustion while chiseling the city marker, the Carbombya City council realized that carving the population in stone was very shortsighted.
Marv says:
Note: We know the name of our town is a lame joke, but it was the only compromise everybody could live with...
Marv says:
(continues on other side) 9 Autobots, 7 Decepticons, 6 Nebulans, 3 Minicons, 1 Quintesson, 2.5 gobots....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS
Home of the Carbombya Bazarr!
Unicron44 says:
God:Hay you camel, I can start sand on fire.
BOOM
God:Jesus Christ!
Jesus:Yes.
God:Get the VW Beetle!
Jesus:I could, but it's really a Transformer!
Bumblebee:Hay, do you guys need a ride.
Dragontron88 says:
All we need now is a wel-fare office, wal-mart, and a McDonalds, ad we'll be on the map
Master Force Skyfire says:
Carbombya City: Where cars and jets are robots, men are men, and the camels are nervous...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS
Future site of Home Depot
Kevinus Prime says:
"...where we wear robes because the camels can hear a zipper a mile away!"
Kevinus Prime says:
The next marker over said "There used to be 20,000 camels, but we opened McDonalds."
Daaron says:
Mistaking the name of the city for a fact George W. decided to inva-(um liberate) the city from terroists and GTA gamers.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"10,000 Camels," a "10,000 Maniacs" tribute band, was so popular in Carbombya they etched every performance in with the country's vital statistics.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Excerpt from The World Travel guide:Carbombya City
-More humps per Sq mile than anywhere else in the world.
-Carbombya City has a booming camel dung removal industry.
-Home to the world's largest amusement park water rapids ride,The Tryticongo.
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IcelandicBoy says:
I'm getting the feeling the guys at Seibertron.com are running out of material here....
HardHead says:
With starvation looming on the horizon, each member of Carbombya city had only 2.5 cigerettes each in their ration packs. Since they had forgotten to half the cigerettes, infighting brought the once great city to it's knees..
Several thousand year
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Traveler 1,"10,000 camels? Ohhhhhhhhhh I just thought the women were realllly ugly."
Traveler 2,"Haha,dude you hooked up with a camel!"
Traveler 1,"Yeah funny how she looked just like your mom."
Traveler 2,"Ohhh
Massdestruction says:
In a far away city, where vehicle disquises would be out of place, the BEAST modes are born. Of course all the beast modes have to be camels, so everyone had to change there names to be camel related. ie. Humpamus Prime.
Ravage XK says:
Shame you cant see the neon sign above that says " 25,400 Burgers sold this year"
Acelister says:
If you think that's a lot of camels, you should see the city 4 miles east of Carbombya...
DarkDranzer says:
Octane: Come ON Trypticon...man what the hell is WRONG with you?
Trypticon: I-I'm afraid of Camels!! What if Galvatron found out about our secret?
Octane: Oh ****...how many times have I gotta tell ya Tryp? Ol' purple gay bot Galvy couldn&
Shermtron says:
screw carbombya i want to go to that red head chicks house on before there was carly..
Minicle says:
Carbombya, a place where the Camels are hot, and the people take advantage of it...
Minicle says:
Perceptor: Sunsteaker, I seriously doubt Prime would have wanted this put on his Tombstone.
Sunstreaker: But, it's all the rage.
Road Turtle says:
If I'm reading this correctly, that's 4.000 people and 10000 camels. That's not a city, that's a Camel Ranch!
Acelister says:
Good news! Bin Laden has been sighted in Carbombya! Bad news, he's inside one of the camels...
Acelister says:
Hot Rod: "Car-Bomb-eeya City? I don't want to enter a city where part of the name is Car Bomb..."
Kup: "Settle down, lad. I'll be perfectly safe."
Hot Rod: "Why will you be safe?"
Kup: "I'm not a car,
Ratbat says:
Casey Kasem must've been outraged when he found out that there was another TRANSFORMERS episode with a stereotypical portrayal of Arabs. (In 1986, Casey Kasem didn't retire from TRANSFORMERS voice-acting--he quit!) =(
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
CARBOMBYA CITY
POPULATION
4,000 PEOPLE
10,000 CAMELS
AND 1 RACIST
MONUMENT MAKER
