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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Wheelie points gun at Kup
167 comments
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167 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Too much energon + target practice = trouble.

Feb 23, 2024

DeltaSilver88 says:

Kup: Who gave the whippersnapper a gun?!
Wheelie: Dada!
Kup: Hexagonal nuts, Blurr...

Apr 7, 2021

trailbreaker says:

"Eat lead you old fart !!"

Aug 20, 2017

Optimum Supreme says:

Wheelie say you die today

Apr 25, 2016

Transformation619 says:

Blurr: Okay wheelie, first, aim your gun, if you think your ready shoot!
Kupp: Hey what's- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Wheelie- Ops-sie!
Blurr: Prime, Prime, Prime! Wheelie shoot Kupp!

Sep 8, 2007

gogleman374 says:

OK B@Tch! You make fun of me one more time old man And I will fill your ass with LEAD!

Apr 6, 2007

Zeedust says:

Blurr: "So Wheelie pulled a gun on you, we're gonna say that when Prime asks, right? I mean, before we get back to base, we need to get our story straight, because we have a dead Wheelie, we can't just walk in the door with a dead Wheelie

Jan 25, 2007

seminole1 says:

Wheelie: I'll weld your mouth shut if you don't stop telling those old war stories, damn you can talk.

Apr 12, 2006

Unknown says:

Wheelie: GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN PLAYBOYS!!!!

Kup:Okay geez, you didn't have to kill everyone.

Wheelie:SHUT UP OR I'LL FILL YOU WITH HOT LEAD!!!!!!!

Mar 31, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Kup: Wheelie's gone mad!
Blurr: Runrunrunrun!!!!

Jan 23, 2006

Scatterlung says:

Kup: Blurr! Where's his slingshot!? Get it before he misses something!

Sep 3, 2005

Payner™ says:

Kup: "You sunava.....just try it, Wheelie, I dare you, I double-dare you mother-fu...."

Aug 24, 2005

Dragonoth says:

During their reissue, Kup and Wheelie were stuck in the same box for too long…

May 31, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Kup: Man this is tough...hey did I ever tell you guys about the time I--*

Wheelie: RIGHT KUP IF I HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE %^$#ED UP WAR STORIES OF YOURS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BLOW YOUR $%#%ING HEAD OFF!!

Blurr: Hewhatgives? Youdidn'tevenma

Mar 10, 2005

Zeedust says:

Kup: "Wheelie, if you want anyone to take you seriously, you gotta knock of the childish sing-song rhyming."

Wheelie: "I'll shoot you dead, then eat your head!"

Kup: *Sigh* "I guess we'll accept that as progress fo

Nov 9, 2004

Magnus says:

Blurr: don't worry Kup, it's not loaded. We just weren't going to tell him until he got to the front.

Apr 23, 2004

Anonymous says:

"Either you take this gun and shoot it, or I will shoot you with it. NOW!"

Jan 23, 2004

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Alright, be-yotch! I KNOW it was you who started the whole "Wheelie's Gay" rumor! Well, now it's payback time, mutha'----!!!

Jan 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

Wheelie: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Kup: "You seem a decent felllow. I hate to die."
Blurr: "Enough allready, someone said no more Princess Bride quotes, and that was about fifty captio

Nov 6, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Wheelie- Dammit kup, I've ignored your sexual abuse of Blurr for long enough.

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Where's dat fu**ing su**ing Sonovabit** dam*a**hole mot***fuc**ng Megatron??? I'll blow his a** away!!!!!!!

Oct 31, 2003

SilverStar says:

Blur:......
Kup: WHOA KIDO DON'T SHUT ME YET!
Wheelie doesn't know he has the gun pointing the other way and it is facing him.

Sep 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Never make fun of my dislocated penis, Kup!

Aug 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bang, bang! You're dead, Kup!

Jul 28, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

so whatta ya say punk, do ya feel lucky.....

Jul 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

Not sure who to root for here...

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Blurr: OkaynowgoshoothimWheelieshootshootshoot!!!
Wheelie: Wheelie say that Kup die an agonizing death today!
Kup: Oh, sunuva BEEYOTCH! (BANG!)

Jun 22, 2003

Bill says:

RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIVES! WHEELIE'S GOT A GUN!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

When i move you shoot it.

May 17, 2003

Omega Supreme says:

Wheelie: Wheelie say bye bye to friends today!!
Kup: Whoa kid watch where your pointing that thing will ya??

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: "Now hold really still, and don't you cry, or I'll never be able to hit that fly!"

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

I like this one too, and all of them. Good Luck

Apr 28, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Whellie: If you don't shut the hell up right now I'm going shoot your F^%&%% mouth off:

Kup: Oh really. ...This brings me back to the time when I... (Few seconds later Whellie shoots Kup's head off)

Apr 17, 2003

zach says:

kup:that gun couldnt hurt a BOOM!*gun shooting* ....fly

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: We decided that you should go pay for the pizza delivery.

Mar 27, 2003

Ratbat says:

Blurr:YaknowWheelieKupsbeenmakingfunofyourpenissizeandsaidyourrymesarestupid!
Wheelie(To himself): My rymes DO suck.
To Kup: Me attacky you!
Kup: Back in my day, midgits didn't **BLAM!!** THUNK!!**

Mar 25, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Wheelie: "If I have to hear your stupid universal greeting one more time..."

Mar 19, 2003

MiGrAnE says:

kup right before he catches some buckshot to the stomach:"what is your major malfunction numb nuts, didnt mommy and daddy show you enough....."

Mar 16, 2003

wheelie says:

don't push me to far or i will shout,ok?

Mar 11, 2003

macabremouse says:

Hey you little squirt, put that thing down!

Mar 8, 2003

Broadside says:

Einstein now you die!
You look away you die now I say!

Mar 7, 2003

MindWipe says:

run paw! il shoot him if he moves!

Mar 7, 2003

Vega says:

Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! *ka-KLIK* LESS FILLING!!

Mar 6, 2003

Vega says:

Kup: I didn't do it!
Wheelie: I don't care!

Mar 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

blur: heywhatareyoudoing/whatareyoudoing/whatareyoudoing/huhtellme/tellme/tellme? wheelie: blurr, stay away from Kup. I've found out he's a Decepticon spy. kup: NO I AINT, DAMMIT!!!! Just because I used to work for them for a while, does

Mar 2, 2003

slizerpro says:

Back off old man, the twinkie is MINE!

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Kup: Wheelie, you're too young to use a blaster...

Wheelie: But I wanna use a gun...

Kup: If Rewind made you jump off a bridge, would you do that?

Wheelie: You're such a pooper, Kup.

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shut up, old timer! No one wants to hear your stupid stories anymore!

Feb 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: i told u dammit we are all gonna sit down and watch armada Kup: ILL SEE U IN HELL ARMADA LOVER!

Feb 27, 2003

EDIMUS PRIME says:

"I'm not the worst character any more even i cant stand that girl on rid"

Feb 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: BANG BANG, you're dead heheeh.
Cup:Would you shut him UP!!!
Blurr:Noyoushuthimuphe'snotmyproblemhe'syours,andwhyareyoublamingthisonme.
Cup:*No respect for your elders huh?

Feb 26, 2003

Unknown says:

give me your walet fool!

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'll hit you so hard, your "friend" back there will die.

Feb 23, 2003

tfpredaking says:

Blurr: Sssay heelllo to my little friend!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

whellie:: NO MORE STORYIES. Kup: Screw you short s%&^

Feb 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: "Like me or Die"

Feb 18, 2003

Inferno says:

So THAT'S what Daniel's exo-suit transforms into...

Daniel *muffled yelling*: For the love of God! I can't feel my legs!"

Feb 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

The Wheelie EVERYBODY likes, because he shot Kup after his 1000th old story telling

Feb 13, 2003

Maximus says:

wheelie: give us your wallet...and then your pants

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

wheelie: KUP MAKE HIM TALK SLOWER OR I SHOOT YA
kup: cannot help it he was born like that
blurr:thatsitthatsitonceagainamdiscrimininatedbecausethewayispeakitain'tmyfaultmymotherwasarcee'sgarndmotherandmyfatherwasacybertronianstampeed

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

[Kup] Wheelie!!! Don't you ever point your gun at me!!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

You Killed my Goat!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

STOP WITH THE DAMNED STORIES OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR fµ©kING IKYAK!

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

K: I was only joking Wheelie, honest! Blurr: You called him short again, didn't you? i hate to say it, but ITYS! (I Told You So.)

Jan 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

insults about my rhyming i let them pass, one more insult kup and it's your a$$

Dec 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: "Judge me by my size, do ya?"

Dec 30, 2002

Shadow says:

Kup: Put that away before someone puts an optic out!

Dec 19, 2002

shckwv says:

Wheelie:I know what your thinking Kup, did I fire six shots or five.

Dec 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr:HeyWheelie,didn'tyourparentsevertellyanottoplaywithguns????

Dec 15, 2002

Firestorm says:

Blur realized a little too late that Wheelie hadn't had his Ritalin yet.

Dec 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Thank you very much Blurr for giving wheelie that thing. Because of you we are going to shoot up right to PG-13!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Game on, let's have a ding dong!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

And yet, another victim of school violence.

Dec 2, 2002

Nightbeat says:

You will have the honor of being tested with my new watergun. Smile...here we go!

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

its not a pea shooter its not!!

Dec 1, 2002

RandomFerret says:

-B: "SorryKuphejustcameuptomeandsaidhewantedtoborrowmyguntosmashsomebugswithandIsaid'Suresuresurehereyagosmash'emgoodkiddo'andallofasuddenhewaspointingitatyouandI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!!&

Nov 28, 2002

RodimusPrime says:

Weelie:"But the question is who will survive?" Kup: Shut the F*#k up! Wrong Show dumbass!

Nov 26, 2002

RodimusPrime says:

Coming soon Transformers:High Noon

Nov 26, 2002

transfan says:

YOU STOLE MY CHEATOS!!!!!

Nov 20, 2002

Snake says:

freeze we're bringing you in on a 317 , talking to much and not sounding annoying

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr:yeswheeliekillhimkillhimkillhim! Wheelie:yes master... Kup:oh no not again. i hate you blurr i really truely do.

Nov 12, 2002

Galvatron says:

Wheelie: Your no fun! Look at gun!

Kup: You better shut the f$*k up with that Eminem-wannabe rap sh*t..

Blur: Needspeedneedspeedneedspeed!

Nov 9, 2002

APOLLO says:

Kup "Blurr, what the hell did I tell you about giving guns to minors."

Blurr "Don'tworryKupIputthesafetyon."

BOOM!!!

Blurr "AtleastIthoughtitwason,sorryKup."

Nov 3, 2002

Unknown says:

Kup:Uh,Blurr, what the heck is wrong with Wheelie?Wheelie: MUST KILL KUP!!!

Oct 28, 2002

Battle Angel says:

Behold, the Noisy Cricket!

Oct 28, 2002

Ironhide says:

Kup: Get that thing outta my face get a real gun sonny boy.

Oct 25, 2002

Unknown says:

Wheelie: Kup, I am your Father, come over to the Dark side and we will rule the Planet Father and son.

Kup: NOOOOOOO!!

Oct 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie:"Kup you killed my father, now you must die."
Kup:"but wheelie I am your father."

Oct 22, 2002

Replimus Prime says:

Kup: FOOKIN Hasbro. WHy do they always give us these gay little guns?

Wheelie : Don't knock it till you try it!

Oct 20, 2002

Chachi says:

W: "Tell Wheelie about petrolrabbits, slaggit!"
K: "I'll give ya petrolrabbits, you little..."

Oct 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

blurr "I think wheile has seen to many james camron movies"

Oct 12, 2002

Unknown says:

Wheelie: Give back my Playbot with Runabout in it. Kup: what are you talking about lad? Wheelie: oh crap...

Oct 2, 2002

Unknown says:

KUP: Get a real gun, sun...

Oct 2, 2002

mouse says:

Outtake number 345...Autobot props are an esstenial to making Autobots otherworldly...

Oct 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Get your laser blasters out, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit...

Sep 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

BLURR: okhandoveryourpensionbookyouoldfart! KUP:so this is how tony blair keeps street crime under control eh?

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

And this thingie makes the gun shoot, right?

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup:"Wheelie, the Decepticons, not me!"

Sep 16, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

My gun points

Sep 12, 2002

Raptor_7_7_7 says:

The REAL reason why toy guns are banned in the US

Sep 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: The W-dog gonna lay the smackdown and pop some caps in your @$$ sucka, you dig?
Kup: I hate Rap music....

Sep 10, 2002

FortMax says:

Wheelie say...drop them energon cubes off your ass fore I blast you muddahfµ©kah

Sep 10, 2002

Sledge says:

Wheelie misses his boyfriend TRACKS, so he goes on a killing spree

Sep 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

" do i have to save your ass agin??"

Sep 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie "I have you know you wasculy littel wabbit!" Kup "Knock it off what do you think this is a cartoon show!"

Sep 10, 2002

Stelartron says:

Tired of always being voted "Character you most want to lobotomize with a runaway arc-welder" in the Trannies, Wheelie gets a couple of his friends, some paintball guns, and a list of the people who voted him for such and decides to have

Sep 9, 2002

Ultimate Optimus says:

Kup: Ow! You shot me, you A-hole!

Sep 9, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Wheelie: You not use a Black&Decker Drill today? For that you must pay!

Sep 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Vizzini, he can fuss.
Blurr: Fuss, fuss, I think he likes to scream at us.
Kup: Alright enough quoting the Princess Bride!

Sep 9, 2002

wheelie says:

the next time you want to play santa dont come crying to me!

Sep 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

whats that what are u doing with it, NOOOO dont put it up there it wont fit NOOOOOOOOOO, it hurts.........but i love it mmmmmmm

Sep 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

me ,wheelie say,did u meet my lil friend today??

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Oh come off of it you old bastard! You in Vietnam? What are you on?!

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: How many times do i have to tell you Kup, keep your hands off my damn crack!

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hold still, me can get cyberfly, one hit, easy

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie:"Me Wheelie say, eat this today!"

Sep 8, 2002

Kup says:

Stop it Wheelie!

Sep 8, 2002

Metroplex says:

W: I dare you to repeat that insult of Seibertron! Kup: DONT POINT THAT THING AT MY FACE!!!

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Then, and only then, did Kup realize that Wheelie and Blurr were Decepticons sent to the Autobots to be annoying distractions. But by then, it was too late...

Sep 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: This is why we need gun control laws... Even Wheelie can go to Wal-Mart and get a blaster!

Sep 7, 2002

Dr.Doom says:

Wheelie: This is what I think of all you anti-Wheelie fans. First the old geezer dies.
Kup: Noooooooo!

Sep 7, 2002

Metroplex says:

W: Alright! Put the energon into the bag!
Blurr: Duhh... Right! In the bag!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr: remember what I taught you!
Wheelie: Base of the neck popps!!!!
Kup: you guys need your heads rewired!!!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie say Kup is gay.
Kup:WHAt! you promised never to tell ne1 about that

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Why am I the lamest autobot Kup?? TELL ME KUP!!! SPEAK UP OLD MAN!!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: Dammit, Blurr! I knew buying him all of those Doom games and KMFDM albums was a mistake! WHEELIE: NOW YOU PAY!!!

Sep 6, 2002

Dj Flash says:

Freeze bitch, and put your hands on your head!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr: OkWheeliefirewhenready!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: Kup you fry, then die!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: Put that gun down!

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous Iggy says:

KUP: Alright, alright! I take back what I said about your mother!... and your brother... and your pet dog... WHEELIE: And the elephant? KUP: Yes, yes, the elephant, too!

Sep 6, 2002

tremor3258 says:

Just remember Blurr, it was your idea to take the boy petrorabbit hunting.

Sep 6, 2002

Terrorscream says:

blurr:shoot him,shott him

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: I know who the X-Traitor is! It is you! Kup: Wrong show, idiot.

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Let see about that apple challenge.

Sep 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: "Why do I get stuck with the babbling baby?"
Wheelie: "Go ahead make my day old timer."
Kup: "Oh crap!!"

Sep 6, 2002

Unknown says:

ahh a spider!! get it off
get it OFF!!!

Sep 6, 2002

Optimus says:

for primus sake

Sep 6, 2002

Optimus says:

I mean hes going to shoot me

Sep 6, 2002

Optimus says:

use him as a decoy

Sep 6, 2002

Optimus says:

could we please

Sep 6, 2002

Optimus says:

Common Blurr just once

Sep 6, 2002

starscream88 says:

Kup:Your acting tough little one for someone with a girl voice and whos covered in pink paint!
Wheelie: Bitch!

Sep 6, 2002

ian says:

I have funny ones

Sep 5, 2002

Shermtron says:

Wheelies gonna bust a cap in kups a$$

Sep 5, 2002

ToXmAn says:

Wheelie: Back Off bitch, Blurr is MIne, MiNe aLoNe, mY TReAsuRE !!!!

Sep 5, 2002

max says:

I told you two. Quit touching me there.

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr: Say Hello to my...LITTLE FREIND!!!!!

Sep 5, 2002

FortMax says:

Blurr: After killing you Kup we will shall get all the good missions...no more shall we be looked down upon as the bumbling fools of the Autobots

Sep 5, 2002

FortMax says:

Blurr: Shoot the old-timer and your training will be complete padwan

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: Not at me, you little bastard! The Decepticons! The Decepticons!

Sep 5, 2002

Jade says:

Kup: Watch where your pointing that thing ya little sh**.

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

So wut is this thing agin?........A wut?!?!

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie: "Take that Mister Kup!"
Blurr: "WayToGoYouReallyLikeYourNewToyGunHuh?"
Kup: "Why I oughta! Show some respect for your elders!" *Shoots Wheelie in the face*
Now we see the reason why Toy Gun

Sep 5, 2002

Hypertron says:

Wheelie what are you?...Go ahead you little runt, I gots Targetmasters bigger than you!

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

KUP:A LITTLE HIGHER; JUST A LITTLTE HIGHER! (Thanks to SW:ROTJ)

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

this is for making me watch Masterforce, Beast Machines and Armada in one sitting!

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blurr: CheckItOutWheelieHereComesArmadaHotShotGetHimFireFire! Kup: *Thinking* "Hmmm. I have a chance to get rid of that playskool thing, but I can finish off Wheelie once and for all now that he´s distracted... Aghhh!!! Choices!!!&q

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kup: Yes Wheelie! Shampoo actually DID post in this contest! GET HER!!!

Sep 5, 2002

SlagMaker says:

Wheelie: See, size not matter.

Sep 5, 2002

Black Arachnis says:

you got ship,now where`s trip?*kup*I`ll give ya a trip allright.lemme at `em!lemme at `em!

Sep 5, 2002

davewelttf says:

Wheelie:You ruined my fun now get zapped by my gun

Sep 5, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Join the fight to arm small, annoying Autobots.

Sep 5, 2002

Meister says:

No i look more like Lara Croft than you do.

Sep 5, 2002

x says:

Stop telling those war stories!

Sep 5, 2002

Bombshell says:

Hey! Who gave the kid a gun?!

Sep 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wheelie remembers Kup! WHEELIE WILL SCRAP!!!

Sep 5, 2002
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