The Ultimate Caption Contest
Wheelie points gun at Kup

167 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Kup: Who gave the whippersnapper a gun?!
Wheelie: Dada!
Kup: Hexagonal nuts, Blurr...
Transformation619 says:
Blurr: Okay wheelie, first, aim your gun, if you think your ready shoot!
Kupp: Hey what's- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Wheelie- Ops-sie!
Blurr: Prime, Prime, Prime! Wheelie shoot Kupp!
gogleman374 says:
OK B@Tch! You make fun of me one more time old man And I will fill your ass with LEAD!
Zeedust says:
Blurr: "So Wheelie pulled a gun on you, we're gonna say that when Prime asks, right? I mean, before we get back to base, we need to get our story straight, because we have a dead Wheelie, we can't just walk in the door with a dead Wheelie
seminole1 says:
Wheelie: I'll weld your mouth shut if you don't stop telling those old war stories, damn you can talk.
Unknown says:
Wheelie: GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN PLAYBOYS!!!!
Kup:Okay geez, you didn't have to kill everyone.
Wheelie:SHUT UP OR I'LL FILL YOU WITH HOT LEAD!!!!!!!
Scatterlung says:
Kup: Blurr! Where's his slingshot!? Get it before he misses something!
Payner™ says:
Kup: "You sunava.....just try it, Wheelie, I dare you, I double-dare you mother-fu...."
Dragonoth says:
During their reissue, Kup and Wheelie were stuck in the same box for too long…
DarkDranzer says:
Kup: Man this is tough...hey did I ever tell you guys about the time I--*
Wheelie: RIGHT KUP IF I HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE %^$#ED UP WAR STORIES OF YOURS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BLOW YOUR $%#%ING HEAD OFF!!
Blurr: Hewhatgives? Youdidn'tevenma
Zeedust says:
Kup: "Wheelie, if you want anyone to take you seriously, you gotta knock of the childish sing-song rhyming."
Wheelie: "I'll shoot you dead, then eat your head!"
Kup: *Sigh* "I guess we'll accept that as progress fo
Magnus says:
Blurr: don't worry Kup, it's not loaded. We just weren't going to tell him until he got to the front.
Anonymous says:
"Either you take this gun and shoot it, or I will shoot you with it. NOW!"
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: Alright, be-yotch! I KNOW it was you who started the whole "Wheelie's Gay" rumor! Well, now it's payback time, mutha'----!!!
Zeedust says:
Wheelie: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Kup: "You seem a decent felllow. I hate to die."
Blurr: "Enough allready, someone said no more Princess Bride quotes, and that was about fifty captio
Shadow Fox says:
Wheelie- Dammit kup, I've ignored your sexual abuse of Blurr for long enough.
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: Where's dat fu**ing su**ing Sonovabit** dam*a**hole mot***fuc**ng Megatron??? I'll blow his a** away!!!!!!!
SilverStar says:
Blur:......
Kup: WHOA KIDO DON'T SHUT ME YET!
Wheelie doesn't know he has the gun pointing the other way and it is facing him.
Anonymous says:
Blurr: OkaynowgoshoothimWheelieshootshootshoot!!!
Wheelie: Wheelie say that Kup die an agonizing death today!
Kup: Oh, sunuva BEEYOTCH! (BANG!)
Omega Supreme says:
Wheelie: Wheelie say bye bye to friends today!!
Kup: Whoa kid watch where your pointing that thing will ya??
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: "Now hold really still, and don't you cry, or I'll never be able to hit that fly!"
Zu Darkness says:
Whellie: If you don't shut the hell up right now I'm going shoot your F^%&%% mouth off:
Kup: Oh really. ...This brings me back to the time when I... (Few seconds later Whellie shoots Kup's head off)
Ratbat says:
Blurr:YaknowWheelieKupsbeenmakingfunofyourpenissizeandsaidyourrymesarestupid!
Wheelie(To himself): My rymes DO suck.
To Kup: Me attacky you!
Kup: Back in my day, midgits didn't **BLAM!!** THUNK!!**
PlasmaRadio says:
Wheelie: "If I have to hear your stupid universal greeting one more time..."
MiGrAnE says:
kup right before he catches some buckshot to the stomach:"what is your major malfunction numb nuts, didnt mommy and daddy show you enough....."
Anonymous says:
blur: heywhatareyoudoing/whatareyoudoing/whatareyoudoing/huhtellme/tellme/tellme? wheelie: blurr, stay away from Kup. I've found out he's a Decepticon spy. kup: NO I AINT, DAMMIT!!!! Just because I used to work for them for a while, does
Anonymous says:
Kup: Wheelie, you're too young to use a blaster...
Wheelie: But I wanna use a gun...
Kup: If Rewind made you jump off a bridge, would you do that?
Wheelie: You're such a pooper, Kup.
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: i told u dammit we are all gonna sit down and watch armada Kup: ILL SEE U IN HELL ARMADA LOVER!
EDIMUS PRIME says:
"I'm not the worst character any more even i cant stand that girl on rid"
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: BANG BANG, you're dead heheeh.
Cup:Would you shut him UP!!!
Blurr:Noyoushuthimuphe'snotmyproblemhe'syours,andwhyareyoublamingthisonme.
Cup:*No respect for your elders huh?
Anonymous says:
I'll hit you so hard, your "friend" back there will die.
Inferno says:
So THAT'S what Daniel's exo-suit transforms into...
Daniel *muffled yelling*: For the love of God! I can't feel my legs!"
Anonymous says:
The Wheelie EVERYBODY likes, because he shot Kup after his 1000th old story telling
Anonymous says:
wheelie: KUP MAKE HIM TALK SLOWER OR I SHOOT YA
kup: cannot help it he was born like that
blurr:thatsitthatsitonceagainamdiscrimininatedbecausethewayispeakitain'tmyfaultmymotherwasarcee'sgarndmotherandmyfatherwasacybertronianstampeed
Anonymous says:
STOP WITH THE DAMNED STORIES OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR fµ©kING IKYAK!
Anonymous says:
K: I was only joking Wheelie, honest! Blurr: You called him short again, didn't you? i hate to say it, but ITYS! (I Told You So.)
Anonymous says:
insults about my rhyming i let them pass, one more insult kup and it's your a$$
Firestorm says:
Blur realized a little too late that Wheelie hadn't had his Ritalin yet.
Anonymous says:
Thank you very much Blurr for giving wheelie that thing. Because of you we are going to shoot up right to PG-13!
Nightbeat says:
You will have the honor of being tested with my new watergun. Smile...here we go!
RandomFerret says:
-B: "SorryKuphejustcameuptomeandsaidhewantedtoborrowmyguntosmashsomebugswithandIsaid'Suresuresurehereyagosmash'emgoodkiddo'andallofasuddenhewaspointingitatyouandI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!!&
RodimusPrime says:
Weelie:"But the question is who will survive?" Kup: Shut the F*#k up! Wrong Show dumbass!
Snake says:
freeze we're bringing you in on a 317 , talking to much and not sounding annoying
Anonymous says:
Blurr:yeswheeliekillhimkillhimkillhim! Wheelie:yes master... Kup:oh no not again. i hate you blurr i really truely do.
Galvatron says:
Wheelie: Your no fun! Look at gun!
Kup: You better shut the f$*k up with that Eminem-wannabe rap sh*t..
Blur: Needspeedneedspeedneedspeed!
APOLLO says:
Kup "Blurr, what the hell did I tell you about giving guns to minors."
Blurr "Don'tworryKupIputthesafetyon."
BOOM!!!
Blurr "AtleastIthoughtitwason,sorryKup."
Unknown says:
Kup:Uh,Blurr, what the heck is wrong with Wheelie?Wheelie: MUST KILL KUP!!!
Unknown says:
Wheelie: Kup, I am your Father, come over to the Dark side and we will rule the Planet Father and son.
Kup: NOOOOOOO!!
Anonymous says:
Wheelie:"Kup you killed my father, now you must die."
Kup:"but wheelie I am your father."
Replimus Prime says:
Kup: FOOKIN Hasbro. WHy do they always give us these gay little guns?
Wheelie : Don't knock it till you try it!
Chachi says:
W: "Tell Wheelie about petrolrabbits, slaggit!"
K: "I'll give ya petrolrabbits, you little..."
Unknown says:
Wheelie: Give back my Playbot with Runabout in it. Kup: what are you talking about lad? Wheelie: oh crap...
mouse says:
Outtake number 345...Autobot props are an esstenial to making Autobots otherworldly...
Anonymous says:
BLURR: okhandoveryourpensionbookyouoldfart! KUP:so this is how tony blair keeps street crime under control eh?
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: The W-dog gonna lay the smackdown and pop some caps in your @$$ sucka, you dig?
Kup: I hate Rap music....
FortMax says:
Wheelie say...drop them energon cubes off your ass fore I blast you muddahfµ©kah
Anonymous says:
Wheelie "I have you know you wasculy littel wabbit!" Kup "Knock it off what do you think this is a cartoon show!"
Stelartron says:
Tired of always being voted "Character you most want to lobotomize with a runaway arc-welder" in the Trannies, Wheelie gets a couple of his friends, some paintball guns, and a list of the people who voted him for such and decides to have
Pokejedservo says:
Wheelie: You not use a Black&Decker Drill today? For that you must pay!
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: Vizzini, he can fuss.
Blurr: Fuss, fuss, I think he likes to scream at us.
Kup: Alright enough quoting the Princess Bride!
Anonymous says:
whats that what are u doing with it, NOOOO dont put it up there it wont fit NOOOOOOOOOO, it hurts.........but i love it mmmmmmm
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: Oh come off of it you old bastard! You in Vietnam? What are you on?!
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: How many times do i have to tell you Kup, keep your hands off my damn crack!
Metroplex says:
W: I dare you to repeat that insult of Seibertron! Kup: DONT POINT THAT THING AT MY FACE!!!
Anonymous says:
Then, and only then, did Kup realize that Wheelie and Blurr were Decepticons sent to the Autobots to be annoying distractions. But by then, it was too late...
Anonymous says:
Kup: This is why we need gun control laws... Even Wheelie can go to Wal-Mart and get a blaster!
Dr.Doom says:
Wheelie: This is what I think of all you anti-Wheelie fans. First the old geezer dies.
Kup: Noooooooo!
Metroplex says:
W: Alright! Put the energon into the bag!
Blurr: Duhh... Right! In the bag!
Anonymous says:
Blurr: remember what I taught you!
Wheelie: Base of the neck popps!!!!
Kup: you guys need your heads rewired!!!
Anonymous says:
Wheelie say Kup is gay.
Kup:WHAt! you promised never to tell ne1 about that
Anonymous says:
Kup: Dammit, Blurr! I knew buying him all of those Doom games and KMFDM albums was a mistake! WHEELIE: NOW YOU PAY!!!
Anonymous Iggy says:
KUP: Alright, alright! I take back what I said about your mother!... and your brother... and your pet dog... WHEELIE: And the elephant? KUP: Yes, yes, the elephant, too!
tremor3258 says:
Just remember Blurr, it was your idea to take the boy petrorabbit hunting.
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: I know who the X-Traitor is! It is you! Kup: Wrong show, idiot.
Anonymous says:
Kup: "Why do I get stuck with the babbling baby?"
Wheelie: "Go ahead make my day old timer."
Kup: "Oh crap!!"
starscream88 says:
Kup:Your acting tough little one for someone with a girl voice and whos covered in pink paint!
Wheelie: Bitch!
FortMax says:
Blurr: After killing you Kup we will shall get all the good missions...no more shall we be looked down upon as the bumbling fools of the Autobots
Anonymous says:
Wheelie: "Take that Mister Kup!"
Blurr: "WayToGoYouReallyLikeYourNewToyGunHuh?"
Kup: "Why I oughta! Show some respect for your elders!" *Shoots Wheelie in the face*
Now we see the reason why Toy Gun
Hypertron says:
Wheelie what are you?...Go ahead you little runt, I gots Targetmasters bigger than you!
Anonymous says:
this is for making me watch Masterforce, Beast Machines and Armada in one sitting!
Anonymous says:
Blurr: CheckItOutWheelieHereComesArmadaHotShotGetHimFireFire! Kup: *Thinking* "Hmmm. I have a chance to get rid of that playskool thing, but I can finish off Wheelie once and for all now that he´s distracted... Aghhh!!! Choices!!!&q
Black Arachnis says:
you got ship,now where`s trip?*kup*I`ll give ya a trip allright.lemme at `em!lemme at `em!