The Ultimate Caption Contest
Woman next to Optimus Prime figure
189 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rex Prime says:
Woman: hello optimus, i love you soo much that i want to kill you with my gun.
Optimus: NOOOO PLEASE, who put this glue under my feet
Woman: *shoots Optimus*
A scream could be heard
Flame Cheetor says:
Elita One:So this is what you do when I'm gone!
Optimus:Its not what you think......
Unknown says:
AND AS YOU CAN SEE ONCE YOU BUY OUR CRAPPY LIFE SIZE OPTIMUS YOU CAN USE THIS GUN TO SHOOT YOURSELF.
Roadshadow says:
Prime: Since she's just a 50-foot tall doll, and since no one's here...hehehe...jackpot.
ninjabot says:
I give her a ride she'll never forget, she'll find out why they call me prime.
President Optimus Prime says:
How did that Japanese heroine with me get so big? Big Jack Attack, perhaps?
Anonymous says:
Convoy:" hollo sexy lady.Will be my sidekick and later marry me!
Sexy Women:Sure but wil you promise to brust fit me!
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime: Who says being an Autobot leader doesn't have it's perks. I just hope Elita-1 doesn't find out. Yeah. I'm a playa.
Anonymous says:
hey baby how bout we head back to my CR chamber and do some reformatting?
Shadow Fox says:
And here you can see our generation one optimus prime toy, and next to him you will see our newest transformers line, Trans-genders, This will be our flagship character Optifemale-Prime and she will come with matching dress and accesories.
Anonymous says:
Prime:Hey, before you shoot yourself, it'd really mean alot to me if you'd shoot me first. Thanks, I really apreciate it.
Anonymous says:
Prime:So, ya wanna go out, n' have a drink after this gig? Chick:But I thought you were already taken... Prime:Bah, Elita-1's a pushy bitch anyways, Chick:Well, even if you aren't, I am. Prime:-pulls out rifle-*chk-chk* that can
Asheron says:
"hello there , long , hard and hansome... "
optimus : *sigh* just pretent that ur asleep ...
Anonymous says:
And here we have the Prime 4000! Our latest model. Using Beast Wars technology, it is 75% smaller. Although Sunrise entertainment clam it's a rip off of a Gundam Wing toy. Why I'm holding a gun, I do not know, and why Prime is in Japan I
Grendrill says:
(gun)*megatron* hunny you have no idea what, you holding onto. *Prime* bet you think thats a exhaust pipe eh?
Anonymous says:
Well darling shall we tel the paperatzi we are especting to hear the pitter patter of tiny minicons soon?
Anonymous says:
Prime:I will not be an asian fetishist,I will not be an asian fetishist,I WILL NOT! No bad Prime...Remeber the counciling....
Zero BlitZ X says:
Optimus:ahahahaha!now all I have to do is slip something in her drink and nibble on her ear lobe and of course steal some of Megatrons Kegs
Zeedust says:
Trivia time, boys and girls! Which has more plastic in it, the toy or the model?
Anonymous says:
Yep , that's right, it's not Optimus that is fake, but that plastic woman standing next to him. (how a picture can sometimes manipulate your eyes...)
parkwood says:
Man these cross-over series's are getting out of hand! I dont even like G.I. Joe's -Optimus-
K-nonFodder says:
Prime "ma'am i am ill equipped to fufill your request"
Anonymous says:
optimus: slag you, starscream! when i get out of this plastic seal i swear on primus i'll...
woman: shut up! i work overtime for this!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: *eyes the girl next to him* I wonder if...*tries to touch her boobs but can't move because he's just a plastic dumby* Damnit.
Anonymous says:
dont look at her breasts.. dont look at her breasts..damn i think she noticed
thexfile says:
girl : thinking " am i stupid or does nobody see that i'm holding megatron
megtron : thinking "i hope the girl does not ---- it up ore i'll kil her... i'll get you prime no matter what"
optimus
Anonymous says:
Rememner people, Dressing like him at a con IS NOT the best way to win a girl like her.
APOLLO says:
Buy a lifesize Optimus Prime today and receive a life size sex toy absolutely free.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: I told you before, if you can't do a decent GI Joe-Transformers cross over, THEN DON'T DO ONE AT ALL!
Anonymous says:
Hey guys! don't make her mad or she will blow your you know what off with that gun.
Anonymous says:
Prime: hey, baby! Care to do some powerlinx connecting?
Prime: Yea, I know that a cute asian woman in sexy fatigues and myself make an odd couple, but.....who cares?!
Anonymous says:
"Sure, Optimus is sleek and all, but look at me! I have short pants and firearms! What more can a guy ask for?"
Anonymous says:
Ok, we're walking out of here, niiiiiice and sloooow... Anyone try anything funny, the semi-truck with legs gets a bullet, you got me?
Anonymous says:
It's the Japanese remix of the "GI Joe" and Transformers crossover. It's called "GI Chan" and Transformers
Jade says:
If you don't give me the real prime I'm gonna shot myself in the head..
Anonymous says:
I don't get the military fatigues, but it's still hot, hot, hot!
Anonymous says:
what saddam men did to him after he was tricked by the evil women who wanted to see his core.
Sir Deadend says:
Ya she's cute, but the truth is she gave optimus a BJ to get the job.
Anonymous says:
Lady: the real surprise is waiting to be revealed when we are alone.
optimus: for the love of god you better be pretender robot. After being in the village I've had enough surprises for one day!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Woman: They say we're young and we don't know...We won't find out until we grow.
Optimus: Well, I don't know if all that's true, cuz you got me, and baby I got youuuu! Babe
Both: I got you, babe! I got you b
Anonymous says:
When all else failed to create the perfect elite cyborg soldier, the Japanese military sent their best female soldier over to intice prime.
Anonymous says:
What the hells going on?! I'm suppose to be at LEAST 5 times taller
Shadow says:
Okay, I agreed to take the manikin job, but there's no way I'm gonna wear that!
Anonymous says:
Girl:"Oh my god! You're sporting wood?!"
Optimus:"Chromium, actually."
Omega Supreme says:
Optimus: Where is the entry plug on this girl??
Girl: Um you mean here?? *pulls down pants*
Optimus: Yep ;)
Hot Rod says:
i would rather pick prime ,this is transformers not tomb rader gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anonymous says:
I'd rather take the Optimus prime. Thats an ugly chick. She looks like a witch ...HA HA HA
Ching Chong Ching Chung
Hot Rodimus says:
Lupin (as Convoy)-I swere Fuji-cakes,im all that and a back trailer
Fujiko(the girl)-(Under her teeth)not now Lupin!
Anonymous says:
Yes, this is the purfect appreal for every lady in the meen inner-cities of japan. stylish, comfortable, and pratical high-healed combat boots w/ camo short-shorts and matching long sleaved over shirt. this out fitis well acc. with a nickel plated berreta
Anonymous says:
"They're picking up prisoners, and putting 'em in a pen, and all she wants to do is dance,dance,dance..."
Anonymous says:
" Hey baby, lets say you and I go blow up some Decepticons, and after that go back to the Ark for a little more action."
Anonymous says:
I SWEAR TAKE ARMADA OFF THE AIR OR I'LL CAP HIM!!! I MEAN IT!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!
Vega says:
Double agent mechaphiliac steals super-secret experimental Asian growth hormone and joins Optimus Prime in the ongoing struggle to bring back the original series - film at 11
trypticon says:
Prime: ohhh i dont know what to say...im froze
Girl: do you like my guns?
Anonymous says:
In a situation reminiscent of "Escape from L.A.", Sgt. Kasamura commented on Optimus Prime by saying, "I thought you were taller."
davewelttf says:
To combat the 'My size Barbie' Hasbro was going to introduce the 'my size Optimus with his own pretender shell but stopped when they saw the shell's prototype seen here
Anonymous says:
*note gun* Unknown to Megatron, he has the chance to save the world from ditzy booth girls.
Optimus: "Why can't I shoot her instead?"
gr8kingrat says:
Hello children :) If you come any closer, i'll blow my brains out :)
Firebird says:
Watch out!! One of the models from the Godzilla Force display has gotten loose, and she's going to shoot Prime!
Anonymous says:
Woman: Oh baby,now I can have sex wtih a Transformer! Those Smokestacks...oOOoo baby!
Anonymous says:
"Attack of the 50 ft. Woman" It's Amazing! It's Fantastic! It's coming soon to a theater near you!
Anonymous says:
[Optimus Prime] So lets go some place where Arcee won't catch us. sure I like the rough stuff. So what can I get for twenty energon cubes?
jet convoy says:
Girl: Now, In order to destroy a robot.... Prime:WHAT! ITHOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM!!
Anonymous says:
At this year's Tokyo Fashion Expo, skimpy camo outfits and giant boxy Convoy outfits were all the rage......
Anonymous says:
Girl: Tee-hee, is my underwear showing? Prime: Why . .Uh . .Um. . Yes, yes it is.. Girl: You looked at my undies?!? How Dare you!!
Anonymous says:
The technology of making robots look exactly like humans, has improved sincerleby these last years, standing next to the Autobot Optimus Prime is our newest robot helding the Deception Megatron in Gun mode....
Anonymous says:
Girl: For lucky best home safety -and when gun make unhappy results... Use Takara brand Home Security for Super Robot Protection!
Prime: I am a washing machine...do as I say...
Anonymous says:
Seibertron: Hey, babe, how do you like my new costum? Sexy, right? Girl: Per your restraining order, you have to stay 100 feet away from me, and I'm allowed to shoot you on sight. Seibertron: Jeez, Willa Word was hotter anyway...
Anonymous says:
Tour Guide: And here we have Optimus Prime, who worked to save the planet from Decepticons. He later went on to run for president for the Republican party, and then was gunned down by Jay-Z and Rockfella Records. He was donated to us by Madonna, who was u
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now! Fembot: That command is too violent, wouldn't you rather catch Pokemon? Megatron: Damnit! Stupid, wussy Nintendo robots, you can't even plays CDs in her! Optimus: I'd like to put
Anonymous says:
Girl: Let's all give Optimus a hand, for wihtout him, our country would never have passed the bill to let anyone carry a hand gun and wave it around like a retard. Kudos, Optimus, Kudos... Optimus: How'd you like to wave my hand gun aro
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now? Fembot: I'm sorry, I'm not functioning right now, try later. Megatron: Damnit, stupid, crappy, Microsoft robots! It's just like my X-Box! Optimus: I'd like to tough he
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now! Fembot: Umm... I forget, which ends does the laser thingies come out of? Optimus: Phew, thanks to the Didst Contingency, Fembots will never shot another pair of balls.
Anonymous says:
At Otakon 2003, the Vietnamese unvelied their new soldiers for "Vietname war II!" slated for this summer.
Anonymous says:
Woman: This is the ultimate G.I.JOE-TRANSFORMERS crossover:my marriage to Prime.
Anonymous says:
"JESUS CHRI$T,IT'S A GIANT YOKO ONO AND IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" BANG.
EDIMUS PRIME says:
"You stole diaclone from us and made it into G1 Transformers,then you wrecked it,honestly Actionmaster what were you thinking,now we hold Optimus and G1 hostage and send you Rid,and Armada.You have yet to fully pay for your crimes soon very soon
Anonymous says:
Girl: Don't move or the Autobot gets it!!! Prime: Autobots do not listen to her. Destroy the 50 foot woman Immediately!!!
Anonymous says:
( Nights432) i am sorry my c*ck is too small for you jap girl its ok Nights432 i have this gun to use in here... its bigger than you and it has a short barel. What do u think prime?
Anonymous says:
( Nights432) i am sorry my ---- is too small for you jap girl its ok Nights432 i have this gun to use in here... its bigger than you and it has a short barel. What do u think prime?
Anonymous says:
gook, nip, jap, jew, beaner, towl head, I must ---- prime with this gun!!!!! geeeeeeeeee
Anonymous says:
I will make prime f*ck me with that big bot c0ck if not i will shoot b4 he hoses me down! What? derrrrrr.....
Anonymous says:
I will make prime ---- me with that big bot ---- if not i will shoot b4 he hoses me down! What? derrrrrr.....
Anonymous says:
I think i will kill myself while standing next to Optimus prime! I am pulling the trigger between his legs!
Anonymous says:
An fanboys can bolw their brains out as their girlfriends make out with our new *anatomically correct* Optimus Prime. He love her long time.
Broadside says:
Previewing the latest line in sex toys for women. The life size love robot
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Though he knew it was a necessery evil, Optimus Prime wished they'd gotten him a Pretender shell that was at least the same gender.
Anonymous says:
Thats it...no wait...wrong costume...Destro you idiot...wait..wrong hero! Destro: I told you Cobra Commander!
Anonymous says:
Me and this robot here are gonna blow up Pearl Harbor, then we're gonna make an anime movie about it, and make the americans look like the villians, and then we're gonna eat un-cooked fish and sing kareoke! Do you want to come? Okay w
Anonymous says:
Prime regretted signing up for "Married By America" as soon as the first woman came out.
Anonymous says:
It was a night neither would forget, but before he went home to Alita-1, Prime would have to have Rachet buff the stiletto marks off his back...
Anonymous says:
My size Prime comes with:
*Action tutu (for Prime to wear),
*Cheesy-@$$ camo getup (for you, lame-o) and
*a GUN (for you to blow your STUPID brains onto the sidewalk . . . I mean come on--$2500 for that hunk of crap?!)
Anonymous says:
Unfortunately for Prime, Megatron knew chicks melt like butter for bad men.
magnaboss says:
Excuse me sir, can you please tell me where the FF X-2 convention is I seem to be lost.It's okay take your time.
Anonymous says:
after constantly being mobbed by fans at conventions, Optimus Prime introduces his newest beret wearing, gun-toting, high heel wearing bodyguard. Prime: Life doesn't get any better than this.
Firestorm says:
Woman: Vendors overcharging? Just take this real, working 9mm Megatron replica, place it in the hands of this scale Prime replica, and enjoy!
Gundamv3 says:
*evil armada fans start running to prime* Girl: Stay away stupid newbies, you wont destory the classic anymore
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Help me, she killed everyone else and won't let me go unless she sees Unicron!!!
Suzuki says:
Sadly Optimus didn’t realize she was two-timing with Megatron, right then and there.
robomatt says:
WOMAN: Now what is this robot thingie's name again. That's nice. Wanna go to the mall?!
Slappyfrog says:
It took Yoko a while, but she eventually found herself another strong leader to latch onto.
Anonymous says:
Must...keep...control. Cannot take...human...
mmmm, Asian.... Christ, I did it again.
davewelttf says:
More proof that optimus is going to guest star in the charlie's angels sequel!
Anonymous says:
woman: look i'm touching optimus,yeesssssss. (singing) im taller than optimus, im taller than optimus
Anonymous says:
Prime: I know she's wearing heels, but the fact she's taller is still totally immasculating.
jedixtat says:
Primus help us!! Use the @#$% matrix prime!! Its our darkest hour!! Hello wake up prime!!!She has a gun prime!She'll use the matrix to make nukes,someone call security!
Anonymous says:
Hell, I'm not going to mock it it; I just want to know where I can get one.
Erm, the My-Size Prime is cool, too.
TheRo-Man says:
MMMmmm....Let me look under big American truck hood God Ginrai. AIYYY! TOO BUKU, TOO BUKU!
TheRo-Man says:
OK, if you do not cancel ARMADA and FULLY bring back generation 1, I will blow my little japenese head off! But if you do cancel ARMADA.....me love you long time. (wink, wink)
Anonymous says:
Junkion advertiser: -and sleek, sexy imports; with turbo-handling! Hotrod: Yeah, baby! Kup: In my day, we had to give up half a year's salary for this kind of thing! Hotrod: We still do, don't we? Kup: That's the beauty of the t
Anonymous says:
Yes Folks you too can have the Ultimate battle with your Own Optimus Primes and Authentic Megatron (Megatron show fully transformed and is held by our Lovely Model Mai Ling)Experience Hours of Death and Destruction with these two Classics of the Golden Ag
Anonymous says:
Thailand Tomb Raider declares war on Cybertron because Optimus joked, "101 ways to Wok your dog!"
Firebird says:
I just love doing these expos so much, and having every rabid fanboy try to feel me up, I think I'll have to scare them off with this nifty Megatron gun. Or just shoot myself!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?"
Woman: "Awesoma Power!"
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Man, I can't believe the Cybertronian council always suckers me into coming to these life-size barbie expos..."
RandomFerret says:
Remember all the dads buying the life-size Barbies and winding up keeping them for quiet time in the garage? Well here's something for the ladies!
Anonymous says:
George W Bush: What have we got Powell?
Colin Powell: Well sir our spies in Iraq have conclusive proof in this photo that Saddam indeed has weapons of mass destruction.
Bush: And the oriental women.
Powell: Ah well that is concrete evidence that
Anonymous says:
First chance I get, when no one's around, I'll use my new real Megatron gun to blow Prime's head off!
