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Captions by DarkPrime

DarkPrime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Dragstrip: "Whoa! That ain't the stick shift!"

Feb 16, 2005

I hate it when Megatron tells me to drain Trypticon's coolant... GAAGH! I think I got some in my eye!

May 28, 2003

Megatron: "Darn it, Starscream! I'm starting to worry about you. Every time we go out drinking with the other 'Cons, you always order one of those girly drinks."
Starscream: "Who are you to question my lifesty

May 27, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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