Nickolai has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ratchet: Hound ol' pal, I understand that you really want to feel the authentic "New York City resident" experience, but this really isn't the time to write your name in *lubricant* on a wall.
Mirage: Damnit Toei, what's this godawful early draft of Grimlock doing here?
Megatron: AGHAST! I incorrectly assumed I had the physical strength to lift this red,black and white colored piece of oddly situated scrap metal. By the Fallen, not only was I mistaken but I seem to have ruptured one of my gyro-servs. What a bother!
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