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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by PixieStixGirl

PixieStixGirl has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Ya do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around...

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Red Alert: "Saaay...are those real?"

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Red Alert: "Pull my finger!"

Starscream drinks some Energon

Decepticons: AAAAAH!!! He's gonna start singing!!
Megatron: Forget Carnage in C-Minor!! He's gonna sing the Titanic theme!!
*heads explode all around from the very thought*

Starscream drinks some Energon

Starscream: Hee hee...now I'm gonna fly Astrotrain TO DA MOOOOOOON!!!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Optimus learns not to run with scissors the hard way...

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead: You might be a redneck if...

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray: If only I had a moustache...

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Bumblebee: Damnit, Seaspray! This is the last time I let you talk me into playing with glue! My hand is stuck to you!!
Seaspray: YOUR hands?!

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Optimus: Oh, god, he's about to break out into song!!
Frenzy: Sometimes when we touch...

Worker on phone by Decepticons

"Hello, Powerpuff Girls? Giant robots have come to destroy Townsville!"

Worker on phone by Decepticons

"Can you hear me now?"

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