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Ya do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around...
Red Alert: "Saaay...are those real?"
Red Alert: "Pull my finger!"
Decepticons: AAAAAH!!! He's gonna start singing!!
Megatron: Forget Carnage in C-Minor!! He's gonna sing the Titanic theme!!
*heads explode all around from the very thought*
Starscream: Hee hee...now I'm gonna fly Astrotrain TO DA MOOOOOOON!!!
Optimus learns not to run with scissors the hard way...
Hardhead: You might be a redneck if...
Seaspray: If only I had a moustache...
Bumblebee: Damnit, Seaspray! This is the last time I let you talk me into playing with glue! My hand is stuck to you!!
Seaspray: YOUR hands?!
Optimus: Oh, god, he's about to break out into song!!
Frenzy: Sometimes when we touch...
"Hello, Powerpuff Girls? Giant robots have come to destroy Townsville!"
"Can you hear me now?"
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