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how did they know i was an NBA player? im only 8ft and black, how could they tell?!

Mar 9, 2005

dragstrip: im not meant for transformers, im meant for humans rumble, so get off

rumble: but i am a human..humaniod that is

dragstrip: you've always got an excuse. *grumble* *grumble*

Feb 17, 2005

rumble:you know you said not to go fast?

dragstrip: yeah

rumble: well...speed up man, you're going granny roblt pace, even i could catch tyo0u as a tape!

Feb 17, 2005

damb, the steering wheels too small, ah curb!

Feb 17, 2005

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