The Energon Pub

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Spoon wrote:Can I join the nekkid party?

Only if you bring those delightful friends.
Or beer.

Hurrah!

Shadowman wrote:No.

Just admit you are scared of what I am packing. Besides, I will Not be denied. Cause i'll get angry. And you won't like me when i'm angry. I'll start swinging my junk around like a flail.

I leave no survivors.

In fact, bring them and beer too.

Check

and

Check

Will that do?

I love you. Not in that mad, passionate, monkey sex way, though.

Yet.

Jesus Prime wrote:I love you. Not in that mad, passionate, monkey sex way, though.

Yet.

What must I do to change that?

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I love you. Not in that mad, passionate, monkey sex way, though.

Yet.

What must I do to change that?

Brandy. Lots of it.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I love you. Not in that mad, passionate, monkey sex way, though.

Yet.

What must I do to change that?

Brandy. Lots of it.

I'll leave it up in Blast cannon's capable hands then. I have a restraining order, if I get within two meter distance of any kind of Brandy I am to be shot on sight. I'm trying to recall why but the shrink won't tell me.

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I love you. Not in that mad, passionate, monkey sex way, though.

Yet.

What must I do to change that?

Brandy. Lots of it.

I'll leave it up in Blast cannon's capable hands then. I have a restraining order, if I get within two meter distance of any kind of Brandy I am to be shot on sight. I'm trying to recall why but the shrink won't tell me.

I don't want crumpets getting near my country.

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't want crumpets getting near my country.

My grandpa always used to say "Explosives solve everything."

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't want crumpets getting near my country.

My grandpa always used to say "Explosives solve everything."

Your grandpa woundn't happen to be Micheal Bay would he?

Phategod1 wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't want crumpets getting near my country.

My grandpa always used to say "Explosives solve everything."

Your grandpa woundn't happen to be Micheal Bay would he?

Micheal bay killed my childhood! AND my grandpa!

It was a fine explosion, arrr.

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

Party.....I'll bring the tequila

tequila stu wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

Party.....I'll bring the tequila

I did not see that one coming.

No one expects the...Eh. Whatever.

TheMuffin wrote:No one expects the...Eh. Whatever.

The Spammish Inquisition?

Jesus Prime wrote:

TheMuffin wrote:No one expects the...Eh. Whatever.

The Spammish Inquisition?

you mean they're real...i thought they were just a myth

Why do people wonder why it is that I'm "crazy"?

This thread explains it perfectly.




RUM

Jesus Prime wrote:

tequila stu wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

Party.....I'll bring the tequila

I did not see that one coming.

ninja like f@pp!ng skilz

tequila stu wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

tequila stu wrote:

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

Party.....I'll bring the tequila

I did not see that one coming.

ninja like f@pp!ng skilz

What, like doing it on a bus without anyone noticed?

A full bus at that.

Burn wrote:A full bus at that.

You guys can fill a bus?

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:A full bus at that.

You guys can fill a bus?

oh yeah

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:A full bus at that.

You guys can fill a bus?

Only way to transport the tourists past the dingoes, wallabies, kangaroos, koalas, snakes, spiders, and of course the deadly wombat.

Burn wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

Burn wrote:A full bus at that.

You guys can fill a bus?

Only way to transport the tourists past the dingoes, wallabies, kangaroos, koalas, snakes, spiders, and of course the deadly wombat.

Oh, ok. Is it like an all terrain bus or do they just sit tight and wait inside?

Sit tight. Very tight. We try to cram in as many as possible.

sounds painfully exploratory.