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Postby Uniprimus » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:40 am

Is it just me or did anyone else cringe at that scene?
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Postby matthewvilleme » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:43 am

prolly just u, the movie was rated PG-13 for a reason
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:45 am

I'm a girl and when that seen showed I laughed till my eyes waterd.
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Postby DorkimusPrime » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:49 am

I'm pretty certain it's mastur-
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:53 am

Wait a minute just asking are you that guy who cringed when BB peed on that dude?If not never mind.
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Postby Uniprimus » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:54 am

Ummm...no...I actually found that scene kind of funny...
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Re: 'Masturbation'

Postby Fred2012 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:58 am

when your sitting beside your uncle and your thirteen and he looks over at you, you just keep staring at the **** screen, buddy
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Postby Uniprimus » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:03 am

Lol.
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:04 am

Oh ok sorry for acusing you.But lighten up laugh at it it was funny.Like when I posted Deos Optimus Have a sense of Humor.This one dude said he laughed at the ward Booby wrather I bleave Ops said that I dont know but he said laugh at it it is funny.And it is so laugh at it get over it ok and I'm not saying that meanly to let you know.
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Postby Uniprimus » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:05 am

I, personally, thought it was amusing, but some of my friends who I told it would be a great movie looked at me like I was a wierdo.
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Postby Fred2012 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:08 am

that scene was not necessary, they should have done the first draft of the script completely to a tee, ill send ne one who wants a copy and you'll agree
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:18 am

What do you meen?
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Postby jonusjaxon » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:19 am

Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?
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Postby AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:29 am

I laughed so :P
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Postby Uniprimus » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:02 pm

Flashbang wrote:Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?


Lol.

I just thought it was a bit...unnecasary for a movie about giant robots.
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Postby Night Striker » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:12 pm

tyler1451 can it still be foun on the net? The first draft?

Also I really didn't like it that much. I thought it was kinda odd in that she would think he was doing that when the lights were out. I just felt kinda forced to me. I mean first time I laughed becuase it was a shock, the next time...I really found it rather annoying. I had to wonder what she was thinking to ask such a question. I didn't really like the way the parents were potrayed all that much in this movie anyway. It's the ususal "lets make fun of the parents becuase they're such idiots." Only when Ron was telling off the Sector Seven agents was I impressed with him, the rest of the time I was like...why are you yelling at your son. There's a major black out.
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Postby jonusjaxon » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:19 pm

Eradicator wrote:
Flashbang wrote:Lighten up, you poor, oppressed people. The character up on the screen is supposed to feel uncomfortable. We're supposed to laugh at him. Doesn't it make you mad that society tells us that we should feel guilty for laughing at an innocent joke?


Lol.

I just thought it was a bit...unnecasary for a movie about giant robots.


I agree that it was unnecessary. Most of the things in the movie were unnecessary. The only thing that mattered was giant robots fighting. All of the story and dialogue was piss.
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Postby TheKnightShift » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:23 pm

That was the worst part of the movie. It had no place at all in this kind of story. It didn't need such crude and vile attempts at "humor" to be a success.

I had no problem with Bumblebee "lubricating" on Simmons though. That was pretty hilarious.

But "masturbating" is a whole different thing entirely. I actually saw kids in the theater asking their parents during the movie about what that meant. No I never saw any parents *telling* them what it meant during the movie but I can't imagine why any filmmaker would want to force parents into that kind of a position during a supposedly "family-friendly" movie.

It was the ONE bad thing in Transformers. It didn't keep me from not liking the movie... but it's still pretty disgusting.
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Postby jonusjaxon » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:26 pm

TheKnightShift wrote:That was the worst part of the movie. It had no place at all in this kind of story. It didn't need such crude and vile attempts at "humor" to be a success.

I had no problem with Bumblebee "lubricating" on Simmons though. That was pretty hilarious.

But "masturbating" is a whole different thing entirely. I actually saw kids in the theater asking their parents during the movie about what that meant. No I never saw any parents *telling* them what it meant during the movie but I can't imagine why any filmmaker would want to force parents into that kind of a position during a supposedly "family-friendly" movie.

It was the ONE bad thing in Transformers. It didn't keep me from not liking the movie... but it's still pretty disgusting.


This is exactly what I mean. There are hypocrites out there that are trying to bore into your head the idea that anything sexual is vile. Lighten up. A teenage boy being confronted by his mom about masturbation is FUNNY.
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Postby Night Striker » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:33 pm

Yeah it's funny, if it was written better. The problem is that the movie is ment for viewing for parents and kids, and it makes it that much harder when your sitting there and your eight year old cousin tries to ask you at a party two days later what the line means. He's seven, does he have to think about sex at that age? Must he? Sheesh.

There's enough in the film for adults, or they could have implied it. It was crude becuase, unfortunately, people don't get implications anymore it seems. Or film makers feel they're too stuiped to get it.
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Postby Leonardo » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:07 pm

I was embarrassed by the scene, just as I was by the lubrication scene.
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Postby Fred2012 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:41 pm

Night Striker wrote:tyler1451 can it still be foun on the net? The first draft?

Also I really didn't like it that much. I thought it was kinda odd in that she would think he was doing that when the lights were out. I just felt kinda forced to me. I mean first time I laughed becuase it was a shock, the next time...I really found it rather annoying. I had to wonder what she was thinking to ask such a question. I didn't really like the way the parents were potrayed all that much in this movie anyway. It's the ususal "lets make fun of the parents becuase they're such idiots." Only when Ron was telling off the Sector Seven agents was I impressed with him, the rest of the time I was like...why are you yelling at your son. There's a major black out.


ill email it to you, pm me your email
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Postby autobot commander » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:21 pm

tyler1451 wrote:that scene was not necessary, they should have done the first draft of the script completely to a tee, ill send ne one who wants a copy and you'll agree


can't you just post it here? i have the leaked scripet but i'm too lazy too look through it.
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Postby jonusjaxon » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:22 pm

The first draft was lameness sauce.
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Postby Night Striker » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:30 pm

Tyler okay, why is it lame? I mean yes it's the first draft, but as I understand it they felt it was too hard to do?
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